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The final moments of the Hellmouth IV/Season 16 championship were a study in contrasts. The TB.png Tucson Butchers , in a frenzied and expanding pattern of crimson, were on the verge of overwhelming the OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations . The Violations, facing imminent collapse, did what they always do: they found a loophole. They initiated a maneuver they call the "Jersey Car Bomb."

This wasn't a pattern - it was a procedure, a form of computational seppuku. The Violations began a controlled demolition of their own grid, carefully dismantling their complex structures into a cascade of inert, "null" cells. The goal was to flood the arena with so much digital rubble that the game clock would expire on a tied state, or better yet, crash the simulation entirely. It was a filibuster executed in code, a cowardly, bureaucratic maneuver designed to win by making the game unplayable.

But the Butchers, in their primal, blood-soaked wisdom, did not understand the concept of a strategic retreat. They saw only a feast. Their infamous "Raining Blood" pattern, designed to consume and expand, did not recognize the dead cells as debris. It recognized them as food.

The "Car Bomb" became an all-you-can-eat buffet. The Butchers' pattern surged into the lifeless cells, devouring the rubble and using it as fuel for an exponential, cancerous growth that the Violations watched in horror. Their brilliant, cowardly plan had backfired in the most spectacular way imaginable. The Butchers, propelled by their opponent's own trickery, washed over the grid in a tidal wave of crimson, claiming the cup not with strategy, but with sheer, gluttonous appetite. The Violations were consumed by their own cleverness.