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The Alewife Arsonists loss to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers in Toroidal/Season 5 League Division Series was a paranoid nightmare. The Eavesdroppers' strategy was information warfare. They didn't counter the Arsonists' patterns - they anticipated them. Like a form of mind control, the Eavesdroppers could read the Arsonists' stream of consciousness. Similarly, the mysterious Brake Master Cylinder's pirate broadcast from deep within Alewife Station was plagued by phantom signals and weird, whispering static. Fans in the garage swore they could hear the Arsonists' own chaotic thoughts being played back to them, twisted and distorted. The Arsonists became hesitant and confused, and their patterns sputtered. They second-guessed themselves into oblivion, resulting in a silent, unremarkable defeat. Since then, Brake Master Cylinder will start each broadcast of matches against the Eavesdroppers with a full minute of pure, cleansing static to "clear the lines".