User:Ch4zm/January 2022/New Crowns

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New Crowns

Northunwest division:

  • AA-DECO: Delawarehousefire Crown
    • mysterious warehouse fires, ownership tracked, revealed to be shady dealings associated with DECO team, etc.

Elemental rivalries for the LBFB:

More:

  • SFBS-SAC: Cali Crown
    • big rivalry, artifact(s) being stolen, initiates a tradition
    • whoever steals it
  • VV-ABQ: Velvet Underground Crown
    • representing Vampires anti-flame/anti-natural light tendencies (underground, earth, artificial light): solarpunks (natural rivalry)
  • GJC-EA: Bigger Town High Ground Crown
    • (earth vs not earth): Bigger Town High Ground Crown
    • GJC is the hotshot newcomer
    • EA is the grizzled old vet with the thousand yard stare
    • whoever holds the crown is considered the bigger town, and also at a higher elevation
    • "The Bigger The Town, The Higher The Ground"


Post Hellmouth SFBS artifact

Started with SAC bitterly stealing artifact at end of Hellmouth Cup, but practice spread to rest of league during Toroidal Cup

SFBS are arrogant, lording it over everyone, like cryptobros talking about the private island they bought, everyone annoyed

SAC steals the artifact, inadvertently discover that it give the San Francisco Boat Shoes their power

SAC apologizes and immediately returns it, but is then stolen by the first champions of the Toroidal Cup (DECO, I think?)

Traditional sequence:

  • Each team in the Toroial Cup will attempt to steal the artifact
  • The Boat shoes will file a lawsuit and complain and whine, and the team will stall as long as they can, until they win
  • The artifact will be promptly returned by the champion
  • An open season commences: each team attempts to steal the artifact to become the next champion
  • Constant bank heist narrative in each season

Artifact:

  • the Hellmouth Cup itself
  • artifact pictured in a variety of scenarios/landscapes/locations/locales
  • Tradition is to reveal team posing for a picture with the Hellmouth Cup
  • Some seasons, total mystery, no one knows until the last second
  • Other seasons, team posts picture on Day One
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