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* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)
 
* [[Hellmouth II Cup]]: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)
  
True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - hooray for consistent regular season performance by the Grape Chews!
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True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season ([[Hellmouth II/Season 4]]), and made it to the postseason - only to fail at the finish line of breaking the curse.
  
The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them just as they have beaten countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series. (Except the [[Klein Cup]], yikes, Grape Chews flubbed enough division series to fill a box of doughnuts.)
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The Grape Chews overpowered the {{CTeam|BB}} in the Division Series, beating them handily. The Grape Chews soon found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, struggling against the mighty {{CTeam|OSHA}}.
  
Soon after, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.
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* "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.
 
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* The Detroit Grape Chews fought valiantly with he Jersey OSHA Violations: tooth and nail fist to face, eye for an eye.
The Detroit Grape Chews went to battle, and fought the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist-to-face, an eye for an eye. The Grape Chews overcame a 2-3 deficit to tie up the series, 3-3, in Game 6.
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* The Grape Chews managed to tie up the series, 3-3.
  
 
It all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).
 
It all came down to Game 7 ({{HellmouthIIGame|64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2}}).
  
The Grape Chews fell to the {{CTeam|OSHA}}. The Chews performed pitifully in a nearly 3,000 generation match. There was never a doubt as to which team was in control during the match, which was a clear violation of multiple OSHA standards. The Grape Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, and sealed the fate of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 4]] {{CTeam|DET}} as the saddest team in Golly history. (Sorry to be the bearer of bad Chews, Detroit.)<noinclude>
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In Game 7, The Chews performed pitifully. Over the course of nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to whether the OSHA Violations would win, it was only a matter of when. The Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, adding another sordid chapter to the most tragic team in Golly.<noinclude>
 
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Latest revision as of 10:05, 4 July 2025

Hellmouth II/Season 4 marked the 100th season in which the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game:

  • Hellmouth Cup: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (24 total)
  • Toroidal Cup: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (48 total)
  • Rainbow Cup: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (72 total)
  • Klein Cup: 24 seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (96 total)
  • Hellmouth II Cup: 4 (and counting) seasons of pennant-free performance by Detroit (100 total)

True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season (Hellmouth II/Season 4), and made it to the postseason - only to fail at the finish line of breaking the curse.

The Grape Chews overpowered the BB.png Boylston Boogers in the Division Series, beating them handily. The Grape Chews soon found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, struggling against the mighty OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations .

  • "Here is our chance," they thought. "Surely, we won't fail this time," they said to themselves. "What are the odds we pooch it 100 times in a row?" they pondered, alone to themselves, when the locker room was empty.
  • The Detroit Grape Chews fought valiantly with he Jersey OSHA Violations: tooth and nail fist to face, eye for an eye.
  • The Grape Chews managed to tie up the series, 3-3.

It all came down to Game 7 (GollyLogoTransparent.png 64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2).

In Game 7, The Chews performed pitifully. Over the course of nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to whether the OSHA Violations would win, it was only a matter of when. The Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, adding another sordid chapter to the most tragic team in Golly.