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The {{CTeam|SFBS}} (The Shoes) are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams.
 
The {{CTeam|SFBS}} (The Shoes) are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams.
  
The Boat Shoes are the prima donnas of the Golly league, seeing themselves as the leading character in all of the ongoing drama in Golly. Their rivalry with the {{CTeam|SAC}}, the [[Cali Crown]], is considered the most intense rivalry in Golly. The two teams had to be put into separate leagues due to the volatility the rivalry was creating.
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The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly and [[Hellmouth Cup]] records and have accomplished many firsts, including:
 
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* first Hot League pennant winner
The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly records and have accomplished many firsts, including:
 
 
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championships (6)
 
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championships (6)
 
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship appearances (7)
 
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship appearances (7)
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* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] postseason victories all-time (30, 8 more than the runner-up)
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* longest winning streak in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] (14 wins, [[Season 20]])
 
* first team to achieve a [[Dynasty]] (three championships in one Cup)
 
* first team to achieve a [[Dynasty]] (three championships in one Cup)
* first team to achieve a [[Flawless Dynasty]] (three championships in three attempts)
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* first team to achieve a [[Flawless Dynasty]] (three championships in three attempts, in one Cup)
 
* first team to achieve a second [[Dynasty]]
 
* first team to achieve a second [[Dynasty]]
* first team to achieve a [[Double Flawless Dynasty]] (six championships in six attempts)
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* first team to achieve a [[Double Flawless Dynasty]] (six championships in six attempts, in one Cup)
 
* first team to achieve two Dynasties in a single Cup ([[Hellmouth Cup]])
 
* first team to achieve two Dynasties in a single Cup ([[Hellmouth Cup]])
* first Hot League pennant winner
 
  
As of the [[Hellmouth II Cup]]:
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Common knowledge was that being a successful Golly team required brute force and demonic pacts, but the Boat Shoes relied on agility, precision, and an almost supernatural ability to navigate the chaotic arenas of the Hellmouth Cup. They reached the Hellmouth Cup series in their first year, and while they lost it to the {{CTeam|LBFB}} ([[Surf and Turf Crown]]), and lost the championship series to the {{CTeam|SAC}} ([[Cali Crown]]) the next year, they began to win championships starting in Season 3 and didn't look back.
* team with the most [[Hellmouth Cup]] postseason victories all-time (30, which is 8 more than the runner-up)
 
* team with the highest postseason winning percentage all-time (55%)
 
* only Golly team in any Cup to have a postseason winning percentage over 50%
 
* team with the longest winning streak (14 wins, [[Hellmouth Cup]] [[Season 20]])
 
* last team to win a championship when the fix was in (see [[Season 3/Fixing Scandal]])
 
  
Part of the marvel of the Boat Shoes is that their incredible performance in the postseason stands in marked contrast to their completely mediocre performance during the regular season.
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The early success of the Boat Shoes led to a solid base of skeptics, detractors, and anti-fans who cheer at the team's every misfortune. This group, made up mainly of fans of the Mingos, Chews, and Boot Lickers, is known as [[The Barnacles]]. The Boat Shoes consider the Barnacles to be validation, inflating their already-outsized egos. The Boat Shoes consider themselves to be in a formal rivalry with the entire rest of the league, and enjoy being showered with boos.

Latest revision as of 17:32, 5 July 2025

The SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes (The Shoes) are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams.

The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly and Hellmouth Cup records and have accomplished many firsts, including:

Common knowledge was that being a successful Golly team required brute force and demonic pacts, but the Boat Shoes relied on agility, precision, and an almost supernatural ability to navigate the chaotic arenas of the Hellmouth Cup. They reached the Hellmouth Cup series in their first year, and while they lost it to the LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds (Surf and Turf Crown), and lost the championship series to the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers (Cali Crown) the next year, they began to win championships starting in Season 3 and didn't look back.

The early success of the Boat Shoes led to a solid base of skeptics, detractors, and anti-fans who cheer at the team's every misfortune. This group, made up mainly of fans of the Mingos, Chews, and Boot Lickers, is known as The Barnacles. The Boat Shoes consider the Barnacles to be validation, inflating their already-outsized egos. The Boat Shoes consider themselves to be in a formal rivalry with the entire rest of the league, and enjoy being showered with boos.