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The AA.png Alewife Arsonists loss to MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos the very next season (Season 9) is blamed on the 'Gansett Curse. The Arsonists, still basking in the glow of their victory, were extremely hung over. Their patterns were sluggish and unfocused, their rage diluted by satisfaction. Everybody was wearing sunglasses. Brake Master Cylinder lamented that the team had the "metaphysical beer fear." They had burned so brightly winning the Season 8 Hellmouth Cup that their core flame was reduced to a pilot light. It was a brutal reminder that for the Arsonists, contentment is a poison.