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The Milwaukee Flamingos
are a Golly team from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They are a benevolent flock of birds who love gambling, drinking, and smoking cigars. They establish immediate, deep, and lasting friendships with nearly every team they play. In Season 9 of the Hellmouth Cup, the Flamingos fell instantly and deeply in love with their opponents, the
Tucson Butchers
, sparking the jealousy of the
Detroit Grape Chews
, initiating the Grape Chews' downward spiral, and creating the infamous Midwest Love Triangle. The Flamingos and Butchers went on to marry during Toroidal/Season 17.
Hellmouth Cup
History
Midwest Crown and Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews
Main: Midwest Crown
The rivalry between the Detroit Grape Chews
and the
Milwaukee Flamingos
is a long and complicated one. Starting in Season 1 of the Hellmouth Cup, the rivalry was intense and white-hot; it was named as one of the three Crown Jewels of Golly rivalries. On-field fistfights during Grape Chews-Flamingos matches were more intense and resulted in far more injuries than fistfights between the Grape Chews and any other teams.
However, as the Hellmouth Cup progressed, the rivalry became much more one-way, with the Detroit Grape Chews building much of their team identity around the rivalry, but the Milwaukee Flamingos rapidly losing interest in the rivalry. The Flamingos cited a desire to establish their own identity as a benevolent flock of birds, and began to publicly distance themselves from the Grape Chews. (It is a well-known fact that Milwaukee Flamingos players have never gotten into a single fistfight outside of their matches with the Detroit Grape Chews.)
Season 9 Snowbird Series and Anti-Rivalry with Tucson Butchers
In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
faced off in the Hellmouth Cup in a cup series that was nicknamed the "Snowbird Series," for the large number of snowbirds that flock from Milwaukee to Tucson for a warmer winter. Nearly instantaneously, the Flamingos and Butchers developed a hot, messy anti-rivalry that would become a powerful influence on both teams' personalities and history.
Season 10 Valentines Day Series and Continuing Anti-Rivalry with Butchers
After establishing a hot, messy anti-rivalry in Season 9's Hellmouth Cup series, the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
had many unresolved storylines and tangled loose ends in their newly budding anti-rivalry. Working feverishly toward that end, both teams spent Season 10 with a singular focus on making it to the Hellmouth Cup. The two teams met in their second cup series on Valentine's Day, forever cementing them as the Lovers of Golly.




The Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series between the Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
was nicknamed the "Valentine's Day Series" because it took place on Valentine's Day, because the red/pink color scheme, and because during the Season 9 Hellmouth Cup series, which also featured the Butchers vs the Flamingos, the two teams had developed an anti-rivalry and resolved to meet again in the Hellmouth Cup soon.
This Hellmouth Cup series forms the first X (Season 10, or X) of the Triple X.
Game 1 became notable because, in addition to setting a record for longest game, the Butchers and Flamingos spent most of Game 1 making out, causing most viewers to lose interest in the series altogether, and making Season 10 the least-watched postseason series in Golly history.
The Lovers Embrace
The Lovers Embrace is a nickname given to Game 1 of the Hellmouth Cup b5041ae0-f1a9-49bd-a8fa-79e9ffa00dee, when the
Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
were reunited after a season apart. The game set a record for the longest Hellmouth Cup series match in history (7,255 generations - see Records/Length/Hellmouth#Longest Postseason Games in Hellmouth Cup).
The game took place on the Underground Cave Complex map. The Tucson Butchers dominated the grid early, which freed them up to spend most of the rest of the match making out with the Milwaukee Flamingos. By the end of the match, most fans had left, and those that remained were booing the umpires; no one could understand why the umpires took so long to declare the match over.
The Flamingos' Flawless Dynasty
With their back-to-back victories in the Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series, the Flamingos established their franchise's first Flawless Dyansty and the second Flawless Dynasty in Golly history.
Effect of Valentines Day Series on Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews
Main: Midwest Love Triangle
The Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the
Detroit Grape Chews
becoming the Hot League Choke Artists and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.
The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was attributed to a combination of overperforming to show off for the Flamingos (which put them in the postseason often) and the tendency to choke in clutch situations, resulting in repeated postseason disappointment for the Grape Chews.
A public statement shortly after the Season 10 Hellmouth Cup by the Tucson Butchers
(in response to a reporter's question about the
Detroit Grape Chews
) said the Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. The Big Purple Machine nickname was never given to a Grape Chews team after Season 10, leading many to interpret the statement as marking the symbolic end of the Grape Chews' Big Purple Machine era.
Midwest Love Triangle
While not, strictly speaking, a love triangle, more like a love motorcycle with a sidecar, fans took to calling the collective complicated relationships between the Flamingos, Grape Chews, and Butchers as the Midwest Love Triangle, starting after Season 10 of the Hellmouth Cup.
The Grape Chews became further frustrated from being rejected and ignored by the Flamingos; their performance tanked during the multiple seasons that followed the Season 10 Valentine's Day Series.
On several occasions, the Detroit Grape Chews
made surprise visits to the
Milwaukee Flamingos
training facilities, only to discover that the
Tucson Butchers
were visiting, making things extremely awkward and uncomfortable for everyone. On several occasions, fistfights involving the Grape Chews, Butchers, Flamingos, and/or innocent bystanders took place in the street outside the Flamingos training facility.
The Flamingos eventually broke off all formal relations with the Grape Chews, although the Midwest Crown continued.
Milwaukee in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 5 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Elko Astronauts , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Season 8 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-3.
- They swept the
- In Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Elko Astronauts 4-2.
- They swept the
- In Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They defeated the
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Toroidal Cup
History
First Multi-Cup Dynasty
The Milwaukee Flamingos established themselves early as a strong Toroidal Cup team. Unlike the San Francisco Boat Shoes
, who checked out of most of the Toroidal Cup after deciding their glory days as the greatest team of all time were behind them, the Flamingos established a Flawless Dynasty in the Toroidal Cup with their Toroidal/Season 17 championship.
The Flamingos are the only team to ever to establish a Flawless Dynasty in two Cups (the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup).
The Dynasty Detroit Built
Over the course of the Toroidal Cup, the rivalry between the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Detroit Grape Chews
went from cool to icy. The Flamingos, who had already established a Flawless Dynasty in the Hellmouth Cup, established a second Flawless Dynasty, this one in the Toroidal Cup, in Toroidal/Season 17.
Milwaukee's Toroidal Cup Dynasty has been nicknamed "The Dynasty Detroit Built" as a result of the fact that all three of Milwaukee's Hot League pennant-clinching Championship Series wins were over Detroit. This cemented the Grape Chews' legacy as the Hot League Choke Artists, and gave the Milwaukee Flamingos a permanent moral high ground in the Midwest Crown rivalry.
Grape Chews Blow Their Last Chance
Main: Grape Chews Blow Their Last Chance
In Toroidal/Season 17 the Detroit Grape Chews
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
met in the Hot League Championship Series, while the
Tucson Butchers
faced the Cold League Choke Artists the
Baltimore Texas
in the Cold League Championship Series - a special Double Choke scenario that meant the winner of the Hot League series would surely face the Butchers - the third leg of the Midwest Love Triangle.
Prior to the Hot League Championship Series, the Flamingos made a deal with the Grape Chews. If the Grape Chews could win the Season 17 Hot League Championship Series, and then win the Toroidal Cup series against the Butchers, the Flamingos would agree to resurrect the Midwest Crown rivalry, abandon their romance with the Butchers, and go back to the way things were in the early seasons of the Hellmouth Cup to give things another shot. If the Grape Chews lost the series, or the Toroidal Cup series, the Flamingos and Grape Chews would mutually agree to close the book on the Midwest Crown and retire the rivalry forever.
The Grape Chews agreed. The Grape Chews and Flamingos tied up the series at 2 games apiece. And then, the Grape Chews choked in a critical Game 5.
In Game 5 f69096d2-d073-4be2-8b7f-9f105667cbb4, arguably the most important and defining game of the entire Detroit Grape Chews franchise, the Grape Chews started off weak, and only got weaker, until they were completely overrun by the Flamingos. It was a characteristic choke under maximum pressure.
The Grape Chews would later refer to this game as "The Breakup," including repeated attempts to bring up Game 5 out of nowhere in conversation and refer to it as "The Breakup," but everyone else in the league considered this self-gloss to be poor form, and ignored it.
The Championships the Butchers Gave Away
After the drama of the Grape Chews Blowing Their Last Chance, the drama continued in Toroidal/Season 17, as the Milwaukee Flamingos
faced off with their anti-rivals the
Tucson Butchers
, and the lovers had a chance to spend some quality time together. The Flamingos eventually beat the Butchers to establish a Flawless Dynasty and the first multi-cup Dynasty in Golly history.
The championship victory drew significant criticism, with parallels being drawn to the Flamingos achieving a Flawless Dynasty with two wins over the Butchers in both the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup.
The controversy over the Flamingos winning four of their six championships by beating their anti-rivals raised significant conflict of interest questions and eventually led the Commissioner's Office to open an investigation into the matter, shortly before the Flamingos won their Season 17 Toroidal Cup championship.
Flamingos Dynasty Under Investigation
With the Milwaukee Flamingos
winning four of their six championships over their anti-rivals the
Tucson Butchers
, the Flamingos faced public scrutiny over their championship wins. The questions of conflict of interest reached such a clamor during Toroidal/Season 17 that the Commissioner's Office announced it would be opening an investigation into the matter.
Shortly after the investigation opened, and with the most awkward timing possible, the Flamingos won the Season 17 Toroidal Cup championship over the Butchers.
Secret Shotgun Marriage
Shortly after winning the Toroidal/Season 17 championship, with the Commissioner's Office bearing down on them with an investigation, the Milwaukee Flamingos
absconded to Las Vegas with their lovers, the
Tucson Butchers
, whom they had just beaten to achieve a second Flawless Dynasty. They claimed that the trip was an attempt to avoid media attention.
However, with the opening of an investigation, the Flamingos faced the possible revocation of two Flawless Dyanasties, incineration, and worse - eternal humiliation. The Flamingos consulted the Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team for advice.
The first and most important advice the Flamingos received from the Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team was for the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
to immediately get married in a secret surprise Vegas shotgun wedding. Getting married would allow the two teams to claim spousal privilege during the investigation, significantly hindering its progress. However, the marriage was kept secret for fear of confirming everyone's suspicions about the Butchers throwing the championship for their lovers, the Flamingos.
Marriage Goes Public
In Toroidal/Season 19 the Commissioner's Office publicly disclosed the marriage of the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
in an attempt to gain control of the media narrative around the investigation. The result was widespread shock and dismay. Many people discussed whether it was a sign that the Commissioner of Golly was letting the entire splort unravel.
The Flamingos and Butchers seized on the media narrative of a lax Commissioner who was playing fast and loose with the rules, and waged a media war that pressured the Commissioner to shut down the investigation, which had been stymied by spousal privilege, lack of evidence, and a general sentiment that this was a whole lot of effort going into something that wasn't particularly important.
At the end of Toroidal/Season 20, the Commissioner's Office made several important announcements:
- Announcement of the formation of the Rainbow Cup, with teams from the Toroidal Cup league
- Announcement of the infamous Cancel Texas Memo in which the Commissioner doomed the
Baltimore Texas to be incinerated, and punished the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals, thus creating the
Baltimore Piano Tuners
- Announcement of the end of the investigation of the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and sanctioning their marriage to the Tucson Butchers
In the wake of Toroidal/Season 20, historians and experts widely agree that the media war waged by the Flamingos, and their secret shotgun wedding legal strategy, was brilliantly executed and marked a significant erosion of the power of the Commissioner.
Milwaukee in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season
Chart
Summary
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Toroidal/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 16 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 18 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
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Rainbow Cup
History
Triple X
The Triple X is a set of three championship matches between the Tucson Butchers
and the
Milwaukee Flamingos
(who were married in the Toroidal Cup after their involvement in the Midwest Love Triangle) that took place on Season 10 (or 11) of each of three respective cups (Hellmouth, Toroidal, Rainbow). They are:
- Hellmouth Cup: Season 10: Hellmouth Cup Series (also known as the Valentines Day Series); the Flamingos defeated the Butchers in 7 (4-3), coming from behind 0-3 to take the championship for the second time in two seasons. The Flamingos became the first-ever back-to-back champions in Golly.
- Toroidal Cup: Season 10: Toroidal Cup Series; the Flamingos defeated the Butchers in 6 (4-2), including a critical Game 4 shutout
- Rainbow Cup: Season 11: Rainbow Cup Series; the Butchers finished second, while the Flamingos finished third.
These three championship series form the Triple X.
The Triple X was formed at the conclusion of Rainbow/Season 11. The Butchers and Flamingos planned an elaborate ceremony for the announcement and sent invitation emails to everyone, but the Triple X in the subject line caused all of the emails to be flagged as Spam and discarded, so no one showed up.
Gambler's Vindication
After several seasons of the Milwaukee Flamingos
riding the dopamine of their marriage to the
Tucson Butchers
, including an unserious performance getting knocked out of the Rainbow/Season 6 Unwest Championship Series, they were finally ready to be serious postseason contenders in the Rainbow/Season 9 postseason.
Embracing their love of high-stakes with some reckless dice-rolling, they blazed straight through the Unwest Championship Series, clinching the pennant in a series of wild, improbable, and high-risk maneuvers that walked a chaotic knife's edge. Commentators were stunned by the all-in strategies and reckless tactics that seemed geared to unleash chaos, only to deliver a victory formation for the Flamingos by the final generation, game after game.
The high-risk all-in gambles continued into the Rainbow Cup series, and continued the Mingos' unnatural success. They trounced the Seattle Sneakers
(the only team that came close to catching up) (the
Salt Lake Turbulence
and
Alewife Arsonists
left in the dust) - by Game 7, it was a no-doubter for the Mingos. They clinched the Season 9 Rainbow Cup with 71🌈.
Many fans of the Sneakers, Turbulence, and Arsonists expected the Flamingos to collapse at any moment, particularly critical moments, given the extreme gambles the Flamginos were taking, but the other shoe never dropped. The Flamingos themselves were surprised at their luck, continuing to let it ride and continuing to win.
The Rainbow/Season 9 Rainbow Cup series win made the Flamingos the patron saint of gamblers everywhere.
Knife Fight in a Phone Booth
In Rainbow/Season 19, the Milwaukee Flamingos
reached the postseason, entering the Unwest Championship Series with one eye on the West Championship Series (which their Valentines Day Series lovers, the
Tucson Butchers
, were dominating). The Flamingos became increasingly desperate for a spot in the Rainbow Cup, quickly falling behind the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
and ending up in a Knife Fight in a Phone Booth with the
Alewife Arsonists
for second place and a spot in the Rainbow Cup.
In a desperate Game 7 gamble, the Flamingos attempted a formation from their "in case of emergency only" playbook - a formation so hare-brained, no one thought it would ever work, but also so hare-brained, no one had ever seen anything like it before. The Mingos formation performed a confused "patootie pootie" spiral around the Arsonists, seemed to stall, but then began to bloom into a beautiful explosion of pink, giving the Mingos a 1🌈 margin over the Arsonists, and a ticket to the Rainbow Cup, in the final Unwest Championship Series tally.
Second Valentines Day Series
The Second Valentine's Day Series was the Season 19 Rainbow Cup Series, the second Cup Series to take place on or around Valentine's Day, and the second time that the Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
had met in a Cup Series on or around Valentine's Day. (The Butchers and Flamingos had originally met in Season 9 of the Hellmouth Cup series, the (first) Valentines Day Series, where they immediately fell in love, creating the Midwest Love Triangle.)
Despite a mediocre fourth-place showing in the Rainbow Cup series, and a second-place finish for the Butchers, the real win for both teams was a second Valentine's Day Series with their lover.
Shells Outleverage Mingos
In Rainbow/Season 21, the Milwaukee Flamingos
wrapped up the regular season with a minor humiliation: being beat out by the
Detroit Grape Chews
at the last minute for the division title. Entering the postseason as the #3 seed, right behind the #2 seeded Grape Chews, the Flamingos decided the Chews were losers anyway, so why not let it all loose? The Mingos spread their wings, and deployed a reckless, all-in strategy.
Unbeknownst to the Flamingos, the Delaware Corporate Shells
had managed to sneak a Rule 1074-B form under the door of the Golly Front Office at 4:59 PM the day before the series began, which was subsequently processed and implemented a rule change for the Series enabling the Shells to leverage 2X the performance of the best-performing team. This gave the Shells a glide path to a pennant.
The Mingos, despite being out-leveraged by the Shells, still managed to grab a Rainbow Cup spot by absolutely trouncing Detroit, in a show of spite.
Salty Dawg Alliance
The Rainbow/Season 21 Rainbow Cup series, far from being a bitter brawl for the top like prior Rainbow Cup series, ended up being an unexpected but very tasteful backyard party hosted by the Salt Lake Turbulence
. Each game began with a Salty Dawg (an unidentifiable bright green beverage with a salted rim), a ritual that Milwaukee, natural beer-drinkers, initially found confusing and difficult, but by Game 7 had come to enjoy immensely. The matches took place in a hot tub with extra smooth jets
, and despite coming in last place, the
Milwaukee Flamingos
enjoyed the bubblies made by the jets, and made new friends for life.
The outcome of this very friendly backyard series was the creation of an alliance-for-life, the Salty Dawg Alliance, consisting of:
(The Delaware Corporate Shells
were not included in the alliance due to a reluctance to sign the paperwork, on the advice of counsel.)
Victory Cigars
In Rainbow/Season 24, having clinched the second-place Rainbow Cup series spot (excellent luck, given that it was the final Rainbow Cup season), the Milwaukee Flamingos
were ready to step out to the parking lot of the hotel where they were staying for the Rainbow Cup series, and puff on some traditional victory cigars while guzzling mediocre Milwaukee beers from a lukewarm cooler in the trunk.
But the San Francisco Boat Shoes
, who were staying at the same hotel, complained loudly to management about the smoking, alcohol consumption, and commotion happening in the parking lot. Multiple calls to management and rounds of shouting out the window at the Mingos was all to no avail - the Mingos partied deep into the night and early morning, enjoying cigars and beer up until Game 1 of the Rainbow Cup series began.
California Spectating
Thanks to being kept up all night by the Milwaukee Flamingos
, the sleepless
San Francisco Boat Shoes
took out their ire, not on the Mingos, but on the
Sacramento Boot Lickers
, their bitter Cali Crown rivals. The marquee Cali Crown matchup was the real story of the Season 24 Rainbow Cup, and the Mingos were all too happy to take a backseat and watch the fireworks. By the time the series was over, the highly Boat Shoes-Boot Lickers matchup had not disappointed, and the Boat Shoes managed to best the Boot Lickers, with
Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Mobile Wheels
third and fourth place to the wild ride of the Cali Crown.
Milwaukee in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Rainbow/Season 6 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 71🌈 to finish 14🌈 ahead of the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Mobile Wheels .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place
Mobile Wheels .
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Alewife Arsonists and the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 19 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 30🌈 to finish 33🌈 behind the first-place
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Louisville Illusionists and the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 24 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Mobile Wheels .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 46🌈 to finish 22🌈 behind the first-place
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Klein Cup
History
This Year Is Different
In Klein/Season 1 the Detroit Grape Chews
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
faced off in yet another closely-matched, much-anticipated Midwest Crown matchup in the Hot League Championship Series. The Grape Chews, coming off of repeated pennant losses in the Hellmouth Cup (24 series with no pennant), Toroidal Cup (24 series with no pennant), and Rainbow Cup (24 series with no pennant), were ready for a change of pace. They were hungry for a pennant, and the only thing standing between them and their goal was an old rival, the
Milwaukee Flamingos
.
Convinced it was "their year," the Grape Chews had custom t-shirts made that read "This Year Is Different" and distributed the t-shirts widely before the Klein/Season 1 Hot League Championship Series. Convinced it really would be different, thousands of Grape Chews fans turned out for the matches.
Initially, it seemed fate was with the Grape Chews. In Game 6 ( 96bc14a5-21eb-4ff1-bbd9-825d711debad), facing elimination, the Grape Chews battled for an excruciating 10,168 generations to come back from the dead and tie the series up, 3-3. Grape Chews fans everywhere found themselves gravely in debt to various cosmic entities. Then, in a Game 7 that was criminally short, the Flamingos quickly dispatched the Grape Chews 254-168, sealing the victory and hammering yet another nail in the coffin of Detroit's hopes of ever appearing in a Cup series.
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Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
Game 1 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 381 | 86.88% | 50 | Detroit Grape Chews | 2,056 | ![]() |
Game 2 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 404 | 42.33% | 233 | Detroit Grape Chews | 3,052 | ![]() |
Game 3 | Detroit Grape Chews | 339 | 25.07% | 254 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 4,098 | ![]() |
Game 4 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 577 | 82.32% | 102 | Detroit Grape Chews | 4,195 | ![]() |
Game 5 | Detroit Grape Chews | 298 | 33.89% | 197 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 2,902 | ![]() |
Game 6 | Detroit Grape Chews | 437 | 70.25% | 130 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 10,168 | ![]() |
Game 7 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 254 | 33.86% | 168 | Detroit Grape Chews | 1,769 | ![]() |
Butchers Ignore the Safeword
Klein/Season 1 began with what many thought was domestic drama but ended up being a simple misunderstanding. The Milwaukee Flamingos
, battling their way through the Hot League, and the
Tucson Butchers
, mowing through Cold League opposition, finally reached the Klein Cup series in a spousal matchup. But things quickly got ugly. The Flamingos' grueling 7-game victory over the perpetually jealous
Detroit Grape Chews
just looked like an appetizer to the real Milwaukee-Tucson fireworks. Things got heated, to the point of making everyone else in the league uncomfortable, with the Butchers living up to their ferocious, unyielding reputation. In a humiliating 4-1 series loss, the Butchers dismembered the Flamingos in a shocking and unexpected conclusion to what everyone anticipated would be a long and sensuous 7-game series. Gamblers everywhere, betting on riding all 7 games to a Milwaukee victory, were stunnned.
While there were rumors of a "cosmic rough patch" between the Butchers and Flamingos, further follow-up investigation revealed that the Butchers had simply forgotten the safe word that they had agreed upon with the Flamingos in advance, leading to the Butchers' messy, premature victory at the Flamingos' expense. This confirmed that the integrity of the Midwest Love Triangle had remained intact.
High Desert High Life Crown
Preceding Klein/Season 6, the Albuquerque Solarpunks
were in Milwaukee for a joint Golly training camp focused on sustainable competitive practices. The
Milwaukee Flamingos
, being their usual hospitable selves, invited the entire Albuquerque squad to experience "authentic Wisconsin culture" - which of course meant a brewery tour, which of course spiraled into a three-day festival crawl.
The Solarpunks, normally powered by kombucha and optimization algorithms, found themselves stumbling through beer gardens at 2 AM, trying to explain permaculture principles to increasingly drunk Flamingo fans. Meanwhile, Flamingo players were genuinely fascinated by solar panel efficiency ratings and kept buying rounds "for the planet." The bender culminated when both teams collaborated on a massive Game of Life pattern spelled out in empty beer cans across an entire city block, which somehow achieved stable oscillation and is now a protected civic landmark.
While they didn't know it then, their pre-season bender and fast friendship would come full circle in the Season 6 Klein Cup series, where the two teams would meet. Every match of that Klein Cup series was philosophical warfare: Flamingo fans showed up with foam fingers and cowbells, cheering for patterns that burned bright and died spectacularly. Solarpunk supporters brought reusable signs made from recycled materials, hand-cranked spotlights to distract the opposing team, and scorecards where they could calculate the carbon footprint of each computational cycle.
The two teams' patterns intertwined in a collaborative display, but ended in an amicable-for-everyone 4-1 series victory for Milwaukee. The Flamingos didn't just win the Klein Cup, they won a host of new friends, proving again the power of benevolence.
The anti-rivalry between the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Albuquerque Solarpunks
, officially declared the High Desert High Life Crown, made its debut in this season.
The Freshly Laid Trap
In Klein/Season 11, having finally bested the San Francisco Boat Shoes
to win a pennant, the
Milwaukee Flamingos
entered the Klein Cup series agains the
Phoenix Freshrolls
radiating confidence the way a Phoenix sidewalk radiates heat after midnight.
The Mingos adopted their usual strategy of chaotic good - unpredictable charm that would overwhelm the Freshrolls like a bath in bubbly water. But they miscalculated - badly. The Freshrolls, a team known for meticulously-layered, deceptively simple patterns, laid one of their most finely-crafted traps, over and over, luring the Flamingos into flamboyant formations, drawing them deeper into risky gambles, only to snap the trap shut on the single leg their strategy stood on.
The Freshrolls defeated the Flamingos in a 4-1 series rout with suffocating efficiency, a tactical masterpiece by Phoenix that left Milwaukee looking foolish and outmaneuvered: a flock of birds led into a cleverly disguised net.
The Grapes of Wrath
Smarting from their Season 11 Klein Cup humiliation at the hands of the Phoenix Freshrolls
, the
Milwaukee Flamingos
powered their way back to a postseason spot, entering the Klein/Season 12 postseason with a cold fury.
Beginning with the Hot League Division Series against the San Francisco Boat Shoes
, the Flamingos got punched hard in the face, losing 713-5 in Game 1. But from that point forward, the Flamingos would be unstoppable. They crushed the Boat Shoes in 3 straight games, then proceeded (in a stroke of almost unbelievable luck) to face off against their bitter, unloved Midwest Love Triangle third, the
Detroit Grape Chews
, in the Hot League Championship Series.
The Championship Series, which would come to be known as the Grapes of Wrath, was a far cry from the Klein/Season 1 Chews-Mingos postseason matchup, where the Grape Chews had kept up hopes, grinding their way to a Game 7 showdown, and looking like they actually stood a chance.
This Grapes of Wrath Championship Series was different. The Mingos puffed their cigars intently, utilized hands-free beer helmets to increase their focus, and exhibited a cold fury colder than Minnesota Wisconsin in February.
The Grape Chews were swept in 4 straight games, iced out of the pennant hard by the Flamingos, in an act of pure, cathartic vengeance for decades of annoyance. The 4-0 sweep was a statement that the rivalry was, and always had been, a one-sided affair.
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Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
Game 1 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 225 | 69.78% | 68 | Detroit Grape Chews | 1,417 | ![]() |
Game 2 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 222 | 72.07% | 62 | Detroit Grape Chews | 1,975 | ![]() |
Game 3 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 393 | 62.85% | 146 | Detroit Grape Chews | 2,829 | ![]() |
Game 4 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 407 | 83.54% | 67 | Detroit Grape Chews | 4,302 | ![]() |
(By a stroke of fate, Klein/Season 12 also happened to be a Double Choke, with both the Choke Artist Baltimore Piano Tuners
and the Choke Artist
Detroit Grape Chews
reaching the Championship series, only to be promptly denied a pennant.)
The Double Choke beat-down was so momentous, so historic, has been dubbed the Grapes of Wrath LCS.
Salty Dawg Betrayal
The Mingos carried that momentum into the Season 12 Klein Cup, and in a flawless display of their discipline and power, they ate the Salt Lake Turbulence
alive. In a reversal of their Season 1 Klein Cup fortunes, where they had lost badly to the Butchers because the Butchers forgotten the safeword and dismembered them wholesale, this time around it was the Mingos that seemed to be in a zombie trance, dismembering their Salty Dawg Alliance friends, the Turbulence, in a show of vulgar dominance.
This wasn't the fun-loving, cigar-smoking, beer-guzzling Flamingos; this was a team reminding the league that beneath the cigars and beer was a competitive core that, when unleashed, was unstoppable.
Season 12 - Klein Cup Results Table | |||||||
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Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Generations | Link | |
Game 1 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 295 | 43.05% | 168 | Salt Lake Turbulence | 2,604 | ![]() |
Game 2 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 212 | 53.30% | 99 | Salt Lake Turbulence | 1,244 | ![]() |
Game 3 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 426 | 69.01% | 132 | Salt Lake Turbulence | 3,461 | ![]() |
Game 4 | Milwaukee Flamingos | 250 | 60.40% | 99 | Salt Lake Turbulence | 2,233 | ![]() |
Unlucky Thirteen, Purple Gang
Klein/Season 13 saw the Milwaukee Flamingos
get bundled up like garbage, tossed in the back of a pickup, and driven out to Brush Street near Willis Avenue in the "Little Jerusalem" neighborhood, where they were stashed in a "Grape Processing Facility". In a significant escalation of stakes, the
Detroit Grape Chews
declared themselves the Purple Gang, the modern Klein Cup reincarnation of the Hellmouth Cup Big Purple Machine, and demanded fealty and tribute from the
Milwaukee Flamingos
.
The Flamingos, happy to escape with their lives, were quickly swept, and spent the Klein/Season 13 offseason formulating strategies to circumvent the Purple Gang.
Milwaukee in the Klein Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Klein/Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Tucson Butchers , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 6 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 16 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-2.
- They defeated the
Hellmouth II Cup
History
Milwaukee in the Hellmouth II Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Vegas Vampires 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Hellmouth III Cup
History
Milwaukee in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Seattle Sneakers , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth IV Cup
History
Milwaukee in the Hellmouth IV Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Hellmouth IV Cup Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth V Cup
History
Milwaukee in the Hellmouth V Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Hellmouth V/Season 3 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 4 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 5 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 6 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers , 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 14 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Boylston Boogers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 22 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence , 1-4.
- They defeated the
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