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The Milwaukee Flamingos
are a Golly team from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They are a benevolent flock of birds who love gambling, drinking, and smoking cigars. They establish immediate, deep, and lasting friendships with nearly every team they play. In Season 9 of the Hellmouth Cup, the Flamingos fell instantly and deeply in love with their opponents, the
Tucson Butchers
, sparking the jealousy of the
Detroit Grape Chews
, initiating the Grape Chews' downward spiral, and creating the infamous Midwest Love Triangle. The Flamingos and Butchers went on to marry during Toroidal/Season 17.
The Flamingos were the first team to establish a Dynasty in multiple cups (the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup).
Team Character
The Milwaukee Flamingos are legendary throughout the league for their benevolence and splortsmanship. Milwaukee Flamingos are known to be fun, chill, and universally likeable.
Perhaps the most important characteristic of the Flamingos, though, is their love of gambling. When traveling for away games, the Flamingos will book their own hotel and turn the entire hotel into a gigantic multi-room casino. The Milwaukee Flamingos have enough players that they have developed their own economy, interest rates, and loans, so that every player can gamble all of the time.
Flamingos players are also experts in parliamentary rules, and every team function is run according to Robert's Rules of Order. The team had 1,562 parliamentarians in the last team census.
Flamingos in the Hellmouth Cup
Midwest Crown and Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews
Main: Midwest Crown
The rivalry between the Detroit Grape Chews
and the
Milwaukee Flamingos
is a long and complicated one. Starting in Season 1 of the Hellmouth Cup, the rivalry was intense and white-hot; it was named as one of the three Crown Jewels of Golly rivalries. On-field fistfights during Grape Chews-Flamingos matches were more intense and resulted in far more injuries than fistfights between the Grape Chews and any other teams.
However, as the Hellmouth Cup progressed, the rivalry became much more one-way, with the Detroit Grape Chews building much of their team identity around the rivalry, but the Milwaukee Flamingos rapidly losing interest in the rivalry. The Flamingos cited a desire to establish their own identity as a benevolent flock of birds, and began to publicly distance themselves from the Grape Chews. (It is a well-known fact that Milwaukee Flamingos players have never gotten into a single fistfight outside of their matches with the Detroit Grape Chews.)
Season 9 Snowbird Series and Anti-Rivalry with Tucson Butchers
In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
faced off in the Hellmouth Cup in a cup series that was nicknamed the "Snowbird Series," for the large number of snowbirds that flock from Milwaukee to Tucson for a warmer winter. Nearly instantaneously, the Flamingos and Butchers developed a hot, messy anti-rivalry that would become a powerful influence on both teams' personalities and history.
Season 10 Valentines Day Series and Continuing Anti-Rivalry with Butchers
After establishing a hot, messy anti-rivalry in Season 9's Hellmouth Cup series, the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
had many unresolved storylines and tangled loose ends in their newly budding anti-rivalry. Working feverishly toward that end, both teams spent Season 10 with a singular focus on making it to the Hellmouth Cup. The two teams met in their second cup series on Valentine's Day, forever cementing them as the Lovers of Golly.
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The Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series between the Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
was nicknamed the "Valentine's Day Series" because it took place on Valentine's Day, because the red/pink color scheme, and because during the Season 9 Hellmouth Cup series, which also featured the Butchers vs the Flamingos, the two teams had developed an anti-rivalry and resolved to meet again in the Hellmouth Cup soon.
This Hellmouth Cup series forms the first X (Season 10, or X) of the Triple X.
Game 1 became notable because, in addition to setting a record for longest game, the Butchers and Flamingos spent most of Game 1 making out, causing most viewers to lose interest in the series altogether, and making Season 10 the least-watched postseason series in Golly history.
The Lovers Embrace
The Lovers Embrace is a nickname given to Game 1 of the Hellmouth Cup b5041ae0-f1a9-49bd-a8fa-79e9ffa00dee, when the
Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
were reunited after a season apart. The game set a record for the longest Hellmouth Cup series match in history (7,255 generations - see Records/Length/Hellmouth#Longest Postseason Games in Hellmouth Cup).
The game took place on the Underground Cave Complex map. The Tucson Butchers dominated the grid early, which freed them up to spend most of the rest of the match making out with the Milwaukee Flamingos. By the end of the match, most fans had left, and those that remained were booing the umpires; no one could understand why the umpires took so long to declare the match over.
The Flamingos' Flawless Dynasty
With their back-to-back victories in the Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup series, the Flamingos established their franchise's first Flawless Dyansty and the second Flawless Dynasty in Golly history.
Effect of Valentines Day Series on Rivalry with Detroit Grape Chews
Main: Midwest Love Triangle
The Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the
Detroit Grape Chews
becoming the Hot League Choke Artists and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.
The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was attributed to a combination of overperforming to show off for the Flamingos (which put them in the postseason often) and the tendency to choke in clutch situations, resulting in repeated postseason disappointment for the Grape Chews.
A public statement shortly after the Season 10 Hellmouth Cup by the Tucson Butchers
(in response to a reporter's question about the
Detroit Grape Chews
) said the Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. The Big Purple Machine nickname was never given to a Grape Chews team after Season 10, leading many to interpret the statement as marking the symbolic end of the Grape Chews' Big Purple Machine era.
Midwest Love Triangle
While not, strictly speaking, a love triangle, more like a love motorcycle with a sidecar, fans took to calling the collective complicated relationships between the Flamingos, Grape Chews, and Butchers as the Midwest Love Triangle, starting after Season 10 of the Hellmouth Cup.
The Grape Chews became further frustrated from being rejected and ignored by the Flamingos; their performance tanked during the multiple seasons that followed the Season 10 Valentine's Day Series.
On several occasions, the Detroit Grape Chews
made surprise visits to the
Milwaukee Flamingos
training facilities, only to discover that the
Tucson Butchers
were visiting, making things extremely awkward and uncomfortable for everyone. On several occasions, fistfights involving the Grape Chews, Butchers, Flamingos, and/or innocent bystanders took place in the street outside the Flamingos training facility.
The Flamingos eventually broke off all formal relations with the Grape Chews, although the Midwest Crown continued.
Flamingos in the Toroidal Cup
First Multi-Cup Dynasty
The Milwaukee Flamingos established themselves early as a strong Toroidal Cup team. Unlike the San Francisco Boat Shoes
, who checked out of most of the Toroidal Cup after deciding their glory days as the greatest team of all time were behind them, the Flamingos established a Flawless Dynasty in the Toroidal Cup with their Toroidal/Season 17 championship.
The Flamingos are the only team to ever to establish a Flawless Dynasty in two Cups (the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup).
The Dynasty Detroit Built
Over the course of the Toroidal Cup, the rivalry between the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Detroit Grape Chews
went from cool to icy. The Flamingos, who had already established a Flawless Dynasty in the Hellmouth Cup, established a second Flawless Dynasty, this one in the Toroidal Cup, in Toroidal/Season 17.
Milwaukee's Toroidal Cup Dynasty has been nicknamed "The Dynasty Detroit Built" as a result of the fact that all three of Milwaukee's Hot League pennant-clinching Championship Series wins were over Detroit. This cemented the Grape Chews' legacy as the Hot League Choke Artists, and gave the Milwaukee Flamingos a permanent moral high ground in the Midwest Crown rivalry.
Grape Chews Blow Their Last Chance
Main: Grape Chews Blow Their Last Chance
In Toroidal/Season 17 the Detroit Grape Chews
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
met in the Hot League Championship Series, while the
Tucson Butchers
faced the Cold League Choke Artists the
Baltimore Texas
in the Cold League Championship Series, meaning the winner of the Hot League series would definitely face the Butchers - the third leg of the Midwest Love Triangle.
Prior to the Hot League Championship Series, the Flamingos made a deal with the Grape Chews. If the Grape Chews could win the Season 17 Hot League Championship Series, and then win the Toroidal Cup series against the Butchers, the Flamingos would agree to resurrect the Midwest Crown rivalry, abandon their romance with the Butchers, and go back to the way things were in the early seasons of the Hellmouth Cup to give things another shot. If the Grape Chews lost the series, or the Toroidal Cup series, the Flamingos and Grape Chews would mutually agree to close the book on the Midwest Crown and retire the rivalry forever.
The Grape Chews agreed. The Grape Chews and Flamingos tied up the series at 2 games apiece. And then, the Grape Chews choked in a critical Game 5.
In Game 5 f69096d2-d073-4be2-8b7f-9f105667cbb4, arguably the most important and defining game of the entire Detroit Grape Chews franchise, the Grape Chews started off weak, and only got weaker, until they were completely overrun by the Flamingos. It was a characteristic choke under maximum pressure.
The Grape Chews would later repeatedly refer to this game as "The Breakup," including several attempts to bring up Game 5 out of nowhere when talking to the Flamingos and then casually dropping "The Breakup" nickname, but the Flamingos ignored the nickname, and the rest of the league followed suit and also ignored it.
The Championships the Butchers Gave Away
After the drama of the Grape Chews Blowing Their Last Chance, the drama continued in Toroidal/Season 17, as the Milwaukee Flamingos
faced off with their anti-rivals the
Tucson Butchers
, and the lovers had a chance to spend some quality time together. The Flamingos eventually beat the Butchers to establish a Flawless Dynasty and the first multi-cup Dynasty in Golly history.
The championship victory drew significant criticism, with parallels being drawn to the Flamingos achieving a Flawless Dynasty with two wins over the Butchers in both the Hellmouth Cup and the Toroidal Cup.
The controversy over the Flamingos winning four of their six championships by beating their anti-rivals raised significant conflict of interest questions and eventually led the Commissioner's Office to open an investigation into the matter, shortly before the Flamingos won their Season 17 Toroidal Cup championship.
Flamingos Dynasty Under Investigation
With the Milwaukee Flamingos
winning four of their six championships over their anti-rivals the
Tucson Butchers
, the Flamingos faced public scrutiny over their championship wins. The questions of conflict of interest reached such a clamor during Toroidal/Season 17 that the Commissioner's Office announced it would be opening an investigation into the matter.
Shortly after the investigation opened, and with the most awkward timing possible, the Flamingos won the Season 17 Toroidal Cup championship over the Butchers.
Secret Shotgun Marriage
Shortly after winning the Toroidal/Season 17 championship, with the Commissioner's Office bearing down on them with an investigation, the Milwaukee Flamingos
absconded to Las Vegas with their lovers, the
Tucson Butchers
, whom they had just beaten to achieve a second Flawless Dynasty. They claimed that the trip was an attempt to avoid media attention.
However, with the opening of an investigation, the Flamingos faced the possible revocation of two Flawless Dyanasties, incineration, and worse - eternal humiliation. The Flamingos consulted the Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team for advice.
The first and most important advice the Flamingos received from the Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team was for the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
to immediately get married in a secret surprise Vegas shotgun wedding. Getting married would allow the two teams to claim spousal privilege during the investigation, significantly hindering its progress. However, the marriage was kept secret for fear of confirming everyone's suspicions about the Butchers throwing the championship for their lovers, the Flamingos.
Marriage Goes Public
In Toroidal/Season 19 the Commissioner's Office publicly disclosed the marriage of the Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
in an attempt to gain control of the media narrative around the investigation. The result was widespread shock and dismay. Many people discussed whether it was a sign that the Commissioner of Golly was letting the entire splort unravel.
The Flamingos and Butchers seized on the media narrative of a lax Commissioner who was playing fast and loose with the rules, and waged a media war that pressured the Commissioner to shut down the investigation, which had been stymied by spousal privilege, lack of evidence, and a general sentiment that this was a whole lot of effort going into something that wasn't particularly important.
At the end of Toroidal/Season 20, the Commissioner's Office made several important announcements:
- Announcement of the formation of the Rainbow Cup, with teams from the Toroidal Cup league
- Announcement of the infamous Cancel Texas Memo in which the Commissioner doomed the
Baltimore Texas to be incinerated, and punished the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals, thus creating the
Baltimore Piano Tuners
- Announcement of the end of the investigation of the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and sanctioning their marriage to the Tucson Butchers
In the wake of Toroidal/Season 20, historians and experts widely agree that the media war waged by the Flamingos, and their secret shotgun wedding legal strategy, was brilliantly executed and marked a significant erosion of the power of the Commissioner.
Flamingos in the Rainbow Cup
Triple X
The Triple X is a set of three championship matches between the Tucson Butchers
and the
Milwaukee Flamingos
(who were married in the Toroidal Cup after their involvement in the Midwest Love Triangle) that took place on Season 10 (or 11) of each of three respective cups (Hellmouth, Toroidal, Rainbow). They are:
- Hellmouth Cup: Season 10: Hellmouth Cup Series (also known as the Valentines Day Series); the Flamingos defeated the Butchers in 7 (4-3), coming from behind 0-3 to take the championship for the second time in two seasons. The Flamingos became the first-ever back-to-back champions in Golly.
- Toroidal Cup: Season 10: Toroidal Cup Series; the Flamingos defeated the Butchers in 6 (4-2), including a critical Game 4 shutout
- Rainbow Cup: Season 11: Rainbow Cup Series; the Butchers finished second, while the Flamingos finished third.
These three championship series form the Triple X.
The Triple X was formed at the conclusion of Rainbow/Season 11. The Butchers and Flamingos planned an elaborate ceremony for the announcement and sent invitation emails to everyone, but the Triple X in the subject line caused all of the emails to be flagged as Spam and discarded, so no one showed up.
Second Valentines Day Series
The Second Valentine's Day Series was the second Cup Series to take place on or around Valentine's Day, and the second time that the Tucson Butchers
and
Milwaukee Flamingos
had met in a Cup Series on or around Valentine's Day.
The Butchers and Flamingos originally met in Season 9 of the Hellmouth Cup series, the (first) Valentines Day Series, whereupon they immediately fell deeply in love, creating the Midwest Love Triangle.
The Butchers and Flamingos met again in Rainbow/Season 19, the nearest Rainbow Cup series to Valentine's Day.
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Milwaukee Flamingos
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Milwaukee Flamingos in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 5 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the
Elko Astronauts , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Season 8 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-3.
- They swept the
- In Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Elko Astronauts 4-2.
- They swept the
- In Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos in the Toroidal Cup
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- In Toroidal/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 4-0 to became Toroidal Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 16 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 18 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos in the Rainbow Cup
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- In Rainbow/Season 6 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 71🌈 to finish 14🌈 ahead of the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Mobile Wheels .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place
Mobile Wheels .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Alewife Arsonists and the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 19 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 30🌈 to finish 33🌈 behind the first-place
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Louisville Illusionists and the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 24 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Mobile Wheels .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 46🌈 to finish 22🌈 behind the first-place
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Milwaukee Flamingos in the Klein Cup
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- In Klein/Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Tucson Butchers , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 6 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 10 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 13 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 16 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-2.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos in the Hellmouth II Cup
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron MILF}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 2 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Vegas Vampires 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos in the Hellmouth III Cup
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- In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Seattle Sneakers , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Milwaukee Flamingos were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
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