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By Hellmouth II/Season 20, the Alewife Arsonists had been frustrated repeatedly by the Elko Astronauts , with the Shadow of Elko being cast across the country and landing squarely on Alewife Station, the very end of the Red Line. The Arsonists had been training, sweating, planning, working deep into the night, plotting their revenge against the Astronauts deep in the secret tunnels of the Red Line, preparing new secret plans each season to ambush their rival Astronauts the way they had ambushed the Boylston Boogers with The Nose Wipe.

It was not long before the Arsonists had their opportunity. In Hellmouth II/Season 20, the Thank You For Not Smoking Crown rivals had their eyes locked on one another from the get go, and both teams battled ferociously through their postseason rivals to have a shot at the other in a rematch of the Season 13 Hellmouth II Cup series. Fans of all teams were elated for yet another chapter in the history of the epic Astronauts-Arsonists matchup.

In a seeming reversal of their string of bad fortune against the Astronauts, the Arsonists took a 3-1 series lead against the Astronauts, and were poised to strike one final, winning blow against Elko to shatter the Shadow of Elko's grip and end the long string of heartbreaks.

But the Shadow of Elko caused a total eclipse of the sun, the Astronauts ushered Alewife into an airlock, and ejected them into deep space, icing them out of the Hellmouth II Cup in a reversal that (given the ferocity and fire in the belly of the Arsonists) virtually no one saw coming. It was an historic, repeated humiliation on the biggest stage, and made the Thank You For Not Smoking Crown the most lopsided crown since the Chews Versus Shoes Crown.

Season 20 - Hellmouth II Cup Results Table
Elko Astronauts vs. Alewife Arsonists
	Winner	W Score	Margin	L Score	Loser	Generations	Link
Game 1	Elko Astronauts	304	18.75%	247	Alewife Arsonists	2,632	51846f18-6d41-419a-bdc9-7faa59f2fe0c
Game 2	Alewife Arsonists	373	49.60%	188	Elko Astronauts	5,297	a4236dd5-cd13-45af-bf51-308079eb63ba
Game 3	Alewife Arsonists	363	74.66%	92	Elko Astronauts	4,840	f34083c9-2b9f-417f-84d1-719ebf61bf5a
Game 4	Alewife Arsonists	334	56.59%	145	Elko Astronauts	3,067	63ec74bb-ca1b-482d-92cd-c291b8e2947b
Game 5	Elko Astronauts	404	56.19%	177	Alewife Arsonists	4,422	c1c87c32-577e-48c0-900c-37fcfc707122
Game 6	Elko Astronauts	593	88.03%	71	Alewife Arsonists	2,850	95d7f7e1-3fba-4f51-8e30-75574f984a5a
Game 7	Elko Astronauts	563	85.08%	84	Alewife Arsonists	4,526	ad38fe25-58a8-4ac6-96dd-2c2d60f2bd19

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-By [[Hellmouth II/Season 20]], the {{CTeam|AA}} had been frustrated repeatedly by the {{CTeam|EA}} and the [[Shadow of Elko]]. The Arsonists had been training, working deep into the night, hiding their plans in the tunnels of the Red Line, preparing each season with secret plans to ambush their rival Astronauts the way they had ambushed the {{CTeam|BB}} with [[The Nose Wipe]].
+By [[Hellmouth II/Season 20]], the {{CTeam|AA}} had been frustrated repeatedly by the {{CTeam|EA}}, with the [[Shadow of Elko]] being cast across the country and landing squarely on Alewife Station, the very end of the Red Line. The Arsonists had been training, sweating, planning, working deep into the night, plotting their revenge against the Astronauts deep in the secret tunnels of the Red Line, preparing new secret plans each season to ambush their rival Astronauts the way they had ambushed the {{CTeam|BB}} with [[The Nose Wipe]].
-It was not long before the Arsonists had their chance. In [[Hellmouth II/Season 20]], the [[Thank You For Not Smoking Crown]] rivals had their eyes locked on one another from the get go, and both teams battled ferociously through their postseason rivals to have a shot at the other in a rematch of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 13|Season 13]] [[Hellmouth II Cup]] series. In a seeming reversal of their string of bad fortune against the Astronauts, the Arsonists took a 3-1 lead against the Astronauts, and were poised to strike the final, winning blow and break the endless string of Cup series heartbreak.
+It was not long before the Arsonists had their opportunity. In [[Hellmouth II/Season 20]], the [[Thank You For Not Smoking Crown]] rivals had their eyes locked on one another from the get go, and both teams battled ferociously through their postseason rivals to have a shot at the other in a rematch of the [[Hellmouth II/Season 13|Season 13]] [[Hellmouth II Cup]] series. Fans of all teams were elated for yet another chapter in the history of the epic Astronauts-Arsonists matchup.
-But the [[Shadow of Elko]] caused a total eclipse of the sun, ushered Alewife into the airlock, and ejected them into deep space, icing them out of the [[Hellmouth II Cup]] in what can only be described as an historic repeated humiliation on the biggest possible stage, and making the [[Thank You For Not Smoking Crown]] the most lopsided crown since the [[Chews Versus Shoes Crown]].
+In a seeming reversal of their string of bad fortune against the Astronauts, the Arsonists took a 3-1 series lead against the Astronauts, and were poised to strike one final, winning blow against Elko to shatter the [[Shadow of Elko]]'s grip and end the long string of heartbreaks.
+But the [[Shadow of Elko]] caused a total eclipse of the sun, the Astronauts ushered Alewife into an airlock, and ejected them into deep space, icing them out of the [[Hellmouth II Cup]] in a reversal that (given the ferocity and fire in the belly of the Arsonists) virtually no one saw coming. It was an historic, repeated humiliation on the biggest stage, and made the [[Thank You For Not Smoking Crown]] the most lopsided crown since the [[Chews Versus Shoes Crown]].
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