User:Ch4zm

Ch4zm of Hellmouth
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
Chief Architect of Golly
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Blaseball Team Hellmouth Sunbeams Born Sometime prior to Season 1 Hometown Hellmouth Education Some, presumably Occupation Physics Instructor Splorts inventor Clomputer science researcher Data Witch
Teaching
Teaching Affiliations Hellmouth Community College
Research
Research Affiliations Hellmouth Community College Metablaseball Research Laboratory Fellowship of the Mysteries of Light (FML) Hellmouth Sunbeams

Golly League Teams

Team Nicknames

cold fire:

• Elko Astronauts - Stros
• Flightless Birds - Birds
• Baltimore Texas - Texas
• Seattle Sneakers - Sneaks
• Salt Lake Turbulence - Turbulence

cold water:

• Ft. Worth Piano Tuners - Tuners
• Tucson Butchers - Butchers
• Phoenix Freshrolls - Rolls
• Balloon Animals - Animals
• Jersey OSHA Violations - OSHA

hot fire:

• SF Boat Shoes - Shoes
• Detroit Grape Chews - Chews
• Milwaukee Flamingos - Mingos
• Delaware Corporate Shells - Shells
• Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers - Droppers

hot water:

• AA - Arsonists
• BB - Boogers
• Albuquerque Solarpunks - Punks
• Orlando Business Majors - Majors
• Sacramento Boot Lickers - Lickers

History and Backstory

Historical season-by-season summaries:

• Everyone done except for:
• SLC
• FF
• SGE

Expansion Teams

• FF - Phoenix Freshrolls
• SLC - Salt Lake Turbulence
• SGE - Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
• ABQ - Albuquerque Solarpunks

Peninsula Expansion League Teams

Categories

• Category:DCD
• Category:BCC
• Category:FF
• Category:SCB
• Category:AI

• Category:SSS
• Category:DD
• Category:CYC
• Category:MM
• Category:SCS

• Category:BBR
• Category:OB
• Category:RS
• Category:SBC
• Category:VB

• Category:ST
• Category:SGSC
• Category:SJA
• Category:MVM
• Category:HP

Wiki Setup

Done

Keeping track of templates and modules:

• User:Ch4zm/Initial MediaWiki Setup
• User:Ch4zm/Creating Teams
• User:Ch4zm/Creating History

Miscellaneous icon/text templates:

• {{Game}}
• {{Team}}
• {{CTeam}}
• {{TeamLogo}}
• {{Main Page Thumbnail}}

Utility team abbreviation templates:

• {{TeamAbbrToName}}
• {{TeamAbbrToColor}}
• {{TeamAbbrToHexColor}}

Jumbo templates:

• Category:Jumbo
• {{HistoryJumbo}}
• {{CupsJumbo}}
• {{CrownsJumbo}}
• {{TeamsJumbo}}
• {{GovernanceJumbo}}
• {{Main}}

Navbox templates (sub-items are alias templates):

• {{Navbox history}}
• {{Navbox history}}
• {{Navbox governance}}
  • {{Navbox offices}}
• {{Navbox teams}}
  • {{Navbox team}}
• {{Navbox crowns}}
  • {{Navbox crown}}

Infoboxes:

• Category:Infobox
• {{Infobox team}}
• {{Infobox season}}
• {{Infobox cup}}
• {{Infobox crown}}

Categories for each team:

• Category:EA
• Category:BTX
• Category:LBFB
• Category:SS
• Category:OSHA
• Category:FWPT
• Category:TB
• Category:SDBA
• Category:AA
• Category:ORL
• Category:ATL
• Category:SAC
• Category:DET
• Category:SFBS
• Category:MILF
• Category:DECO
• all the exact same content, used {{PAGENAME}} to get abbreviation, and fed that to {{Team}}

League page (division titles, league pennants, and Hellmouth Cup winners):

• Leagues
• {{HellmouthCupChampionsTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupColdFireTitleTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupColdPennantTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupColdWaterTitleTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupHotFireTitleTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupHotPennantTable}}
• {{HellmouthCupHotWaterTitleTable}}

Todo

• User:Ch4zm/Creating History Navbox

Infoboxes needed:

• {{Infobox map}}
• {{Infobox office}}

Navboxes needed:

• {{Navbox maps}}
• {{Navbox stlats}}

Category - to add to pages needing updates at the end of each season:

• Category:Update Each Season

Offices/Divisions:

• need CTeam and Team templates but for offices
• X Division
• M Division
• Z Division

Teams:

• mascot -> celebrity persona
• page content?

Hellmouth Cup/Rules

Pseudo Cup/Rules

Toroidal Cup/Rules

Stlats/Records is a central page to collect various records.

Creating Infoboxes and Navboxes

The process for creating an infobox:

• before you begin: map out the information that will go into the infobox
• top level categories become headers
• secondary level key-value pairs become labels/data
• when you're ready to make the template, copy the contents of an existing template that uses {{Infobox}}, like {{Infobox team}}
• start with two pieces: the includeonly piece (calling the {{Infobox}} template) and the noinclude piece (which gives an example)
• it's helpful to do this step in a text editor, so you can edit the example and the Infobox template it calls at the same time

New Cup Seasons Pages

Notes on what's needed to automatically generate all the Seasons pages for a given cup, and have everything go smoothly.

Team Info

Update team abbreviations in:

• {{TeamAbbrToHexColor}}
• {{TeamAbbrToName}}

Pseudo Cup:

• {{Navbox pseudo teams}}

Toroidal Cup:

• {{Navbox toroidal teams}}

Seasons Pages

When creating a new cup, the Seasons pages will require:

• {{Navbox history}} -> Navbox CUPNAME history
• {{Infobox season}} -> Navbox CUPNAME season

Pseudo Cup:

• {{Navbox pseudo history}}
• {{Infobox pseudo season}}

Toroidal Cup:

• {{Navbox toroidal history}}
• {{Infobox toroidal season}}

Dragon Cup:

• {{Navbox dragon history}}
• {{Infobox dragon season}}

Rainbow Cup:

• {{Navbox rainbow history}}
• {{Infobox rainbow season}}

Images

List of missing Pseudo Cup images:

GA500:

• File:PseudoSeason1GA500.jpg
• etc

RunsDiff:

• File:PseudoSeason1RunsDiff.jpg
• etc

Poster:

• 
• etc

October 2021 Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam

Eliminating Scribunto

Part of the reason the wiki locks up and takes forever and is extremely easy to overwhelm

Logging into emmett and checking htop while this happens shows that scribunto is responsible

(Notes on private wiki)

Went back in time to copy the contents of the Infobox template from June 2013, before they switched to Lua

Series Outcomes in a Table

• color table showing outcome of each game
• visually easier to see what's going on
• lds and lcs all lumped into single page, but should championship series have its own page?
• series runs summary - who scored how much.
• or could we just put that in some records table?

Org Chart

Note: update {{Navbox governance}}

Commissioners Office

The Bureaucracy

• Project Nine (Naming)
• Golly Umpires Union
• Golly Gridkeepers Union

Office of Execution

• S Division (Security, Secrets, Spying, Symbols, Sigils)
• A Division (Auditing)

Front Office

• P Division (Public Affairs)
• Z Division (Memes)
• Artists Union

Back Office

• E Division (Engineering)
• X Division (Experimental Cellular Automata)
• M Division (Maps)
• G Division (Git Traffic Control)
• R Division (Records)
• Alliance of Wiki Keepers

Golly Legal

HATBLO (Hellmouth Anti Tourism Board Liaison Office)