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The Albuquerque Solarpunks
(The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in Season 16 of the Hellmouth Cup.
Team Character
The Solarpunks are deeply committed idealists. They continually challenge the status quo and have a long history of anti-establishmentarianism.
Skeptical to a fault, the Solarpunks also have deep expertise in political theory, systems of government, and the psychology of politics, which they can discuss at great lengths in order to fill dead air or hypnotize bystanders who happen to be listening.
Solarpunks have a deep desire to appear invincible to others, sometimes driving them to callousness. At the advice of their therapist they have begun to cultivate their own humility and humanity by volunteering at an ant colony rehabilitation center, where their favorite activity is feeding large globs of peanut butter to famished ants.
Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup
The Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the Season 16 expansion of the Hellmouth Cup. They joined the league together with the Salt Lake Turbulence
,
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
, and
Phoenix Freshrolls
.
The Solarpunks joined the Sacramento Boot Lickers
,
Orlando Business Majors
,
Alewife Arsonists
, and
Boylston Boogers
in the Hot Water division.
Flamepunk Crown
When the Albuquerque Solarpunks
joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 16, they joined the same division as the
Alewife Arsonists
. The Solarpunks were critical of the Arsonists' use of fossil fuels to start fires, calling it a "crutch" in a statement to the press in which they called out the Arsonists by name. This led to a tense rivalry developing between the Solarpunks and the Arsonists, nicknamed the Flamepunk Crown. Soon after, the two teams collaborated on the Green Mug, an Arsonist slang term for a Molotov cocktail with a pyrophoric igniter and using biomass-derived methanol in place of the traditional gasoline. (Mug is Arsonist slang for any Molotov cocktail with a pyrophoric igniter and a fossil fuel.)
Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup
First Expansion Team Dynasty
In Toroidal/Season 23 the Solarpunks established a Flawless Dynasty, and became the first-ever expansion team to establish a Dynasty.
The Solarpunks beat the San Diego Balloon Animals
twice and the
Tucson Butchers
once.
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Albuquerque Solarpunks
.
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup
{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Orlando Business Majors 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Boylston Boogers 1-3.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Boylston Boogers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Vegas Vampires 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Rainbow Cup
{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Rainbow/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes and the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 39🌈 behind the first-place
Boylston Boogers .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Tucson Butchers and the
Vegas Vampires .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 56🌈 to finish 12🌈 behind the first-place
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds and the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes and the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Klein Cup
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Klein/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos , 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They swept the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
- They swept the
- In Klein/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth II Cup
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Delaware Corporate Shells 4-2.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 3-4.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth III Cup
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Baltimore Texas II 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Vegas Vampires 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Baltimore Texas II 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-4.
- They defeated the
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