Albuquerque Solarpunks

Albuquerque Solarpunks
"Imagine a different future"
Team Information
Name Albuquerque Solarpunks Primary Color #d41199 Logo    Abbreviation ABQ Nickname Punks Hometown Albuquerque, NM Emoji 🌞 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Flamepunk Crown    Velvet Underground Crown    Roadrunner Crown
Favorites
Mixtape Albuquerque🌞Solarpunks🌞
Divination
Element Fire Power Word Green
Motto
Template:Infobox team   •   edit

The Albuquerque Solarpunks (The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in Season 16 of the Hellmouth Cup.

Team Character

The Solarpunks are deeply committed idealists. They continually challenge the status quo and have a long history of anti-establishmentarianism.

Skeptical to a fault, the Solarpunks also have deep expertise in political theory, systems of government, and the psychology of politics, which they can discuss at great lengths in order to fill dead air or hypnotize bystanders who happen to be listening.

Solarpunks have a deep desire to appear invincible to others, sometimes driving them to callousness. At the advice of their therapist they have begun to cultivate their own humility and humanity by volunteering at an ant colony rehabilitation center, where their favorite activity is feeding large globs of peanut butter to famished ants.

Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup

The Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the Season 16 expansion of the Hellmouth Cup. They joined the league together with the Salt Lake Turbulence , Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , and Phoenix Freshrolls .

The Solarpunks joined the Sacramento Boot Lickers , Orlando Business Majors , Alewife Arsonists , and Boylston Boogers in the Hot Water division.

Flamepunk Crown

When the Albuquerque Solarpunks joined the Hellmouth Cup in Season 16, they joined the same division as the Alewife Arsonists . The Solarpunks were critical of the Arsonists' use of fossil fuels to start fires, calling it a "crutch" in a statement to the press in which they called out the Arsonists by name. This led to a tense rivalry developing between the Solarpunks and the Arsonists, nicknamed the Flamepunk Crown. Soon after, the two teams collaborated on the Green Mug, an Arsonist slang term for a Molotov cocktail with a pyrophoric igniter and using biomass-derived methanol in place of the traditional gasoline. (Mug is Arsonist slang for any Molotov cocktail with a pyrophoric igniter and a fossil fuel.)

Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup

First Expansion Team Dynasty

In Toroidal/Season 23 the Solarpunks established a Flawless Dynasty, and became the first-ever expansion team to establish a Dynasty.

The Solarpunks beat the San Diego Balloon Animals twice and the Tucson Butchers once.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Albuquerque Solarpunks .

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup

{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup

{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Vegas Vampires 1-3.

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Rainbow Cup

{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Rainbow/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Salt Lake Turbulence .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 39🌈 behind the first-place Boylston Boogers .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers and the Vegas Vampires .
• In Rainbow/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Diego Balloon Animals .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 56🌈 to finish 12🌈 behind the first-place San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds and the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Sacramento Boot Lickers .

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Klein Cup

{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Klein/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Seattle Sneakers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos , 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Klein/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Klein/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They swept the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
• In Klein/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Seattle Sneakers .

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth II Cup

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-1.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-1.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 9 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-2.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Baltimore Piano Tuners 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-2.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 3-4.

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth III Cup

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas II 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-1.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-2.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 12 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Baltimore Texas II 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-4.

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth IV Cup

{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Hellmouth IV/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas II 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 8 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas II 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Jersey OSHA Violations 4-1.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 12 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 14 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Baltimore Texas II 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-0 to became Hellmouth IV Cup champions.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Baltimore Texas II .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.

Albuquerque Solarpunks in the Hellmouth V Cup

800px

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron ABQ}}

• In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 2-3.

Art

Cup Posters