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The Phoenix Freshrolls
(The Rolls) are a Golly team from Phoenix, Arizona. They joined the league in Season 16.
Team Character
As children, the Phoenix Freshrolls
were the kids who brushed every single tooth, front and back, finished all of their homework before watching television, laid out their school shoes the night before, and brought a treat for the teacher.
Meanwhile, their Peppersauce Crown rivals the Tucson Butchers
, who grew up practically next door, were the kids who wandered around looking for bugs, slept outside, climbed trees, and hunted for tigers with cans of tuna.
Freshrolls in the Hellmouth Cup
Peppersauce Crown Rivalry with the Tucson Butchers
The Peppersauce Crown rivalry began when the Phoenix Freshrolls
joined the league in Season 16, much to the annoyance of the
Tucson Butchers
. The Freshrolls already had a history with the Butchers, with the two having grown up next door to each other. The two teams were mirror opposites even as children: while the Freshrolls were busy completing their homework and laying out their shoes for the next day, the Butchers were wandering through the woods looking for interesting bugs.
Freshrolls in the Toroidal Cup
Glass Ceiling
During the Toroidal Cup, Phoenix fans began to jokingly refer to the League Division Series as the "Glass Ceiling," because the Phoenix Freshrolls were eliminated from the postseason in the Division Series 7 different times. They finally broke through in Toroidal/Season 24, the final season, but were eliminated in the Championship Series.
Freshrolls in the Rainbow Cup
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Phoenix Freshrolls
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Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth Cup
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- In Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Elko Astronauts .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Tucson Butchers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls in the Toroidal Cup
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FF}}
- In Toroidal/Season 2 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Tucson Butchers 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Toroidal/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
- They defeated the
Phoenix Freshrolls in the Rainbow Cup
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- In Rainbow/Season 1 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 49π to finish 4π behind the first-place
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks and the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 4 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 44π to finish 21π behind the first-place
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41π to finish 20π behind the first-place
Louisville Illusionists .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 10 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Elko Astronauts and the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 40π to finish 39π behind the first-place
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 26π to finish 42π behind the first-place
Mobile Wheels .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 21 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence and the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Grand Junction Conjunctions and the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls in the Klein Cup
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FF}}
- In Klein/Season 7 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Salt Lake Turbulence 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence .
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Elko Astronauts 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Albuquerque Solarpunks .
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 19 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-2.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth II Cup
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FF}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Piano Tuners 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Tucson Butchers 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Alewife Arsonists , 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Delaware Corporate Shells 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Seattle Sneakers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Tucson Butchers 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers , 1-4.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth III Cup
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron FF}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Hellmouth III Cup Series by the
Boylston Boogers .
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Delaware Corporate Shells 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the
Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seattle Sneakers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 4-0 to became Hellmouth III Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Baltimore Texas II 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Elko Astronauts 1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
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