Phoenix Freshrolls

Phoenix Freshrolls
"Grab a fresh one!"
Team Information
Name Phoenix Freshrolls Primary Color #b0b0b0 Logo    Abbreviation FF Nickname Rolls / The Rolls Hometown Phoenix Emoji 🧻 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Peppersauce Crown    Fresh Kicks Crown
Preferences
Movie Phoenix
Divination
Element Fire Power Word Yes
Motto
Viriditas viriditatem (Freshness breeds freshness)
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The Phoenix Freshrolls (The Rolls) are a Golly team from Phoenix, Arizona. They joined the league in Season 16.

Team Character

As children, the Phoenix Freshrolls were the kids who brushed every single tooth, front and back, finished all of their homework before watching television, laid out their school shoes the night before, and brought a treat for the teacher.

Meanwhile, their Peppersauce Crown rivals the Tucson Butchers , who grew up practically next door, were the kids who wandered around looking for bugs, slept outside, climbed trees, and hunted for tigers with cans of tuna.

Freshrolls in the Hellmouth Cup

Peppersauce Crown Rivalry with the Tucson Butchers

The Peppersauce Crown rivalry began when the Phoenix Freshrolls joined the league in Season 16, much to the annoyance of the Tucson Butchers . The Freshrolls already had a history with the Butchers, with the two having grown up next door to each other. The two teams were mirror opposites even as children: while the Freshrolls were busy completing their homework and laying out their shoes for the next day, the Butchers were wandering through the woods looking for interesting bugs.

Freshrolls in the Toroidal Cup

Glass Ceiling

During the Toroidal Cup, Phoenix fans began to jokingly refer to the League Division Series as the "Glass Ceiling," because the Phoenix Freshrolls were eliminated from the postseason in the Division Series 7 different times. They finally broke through in Toroidal/Season 24, the final season, but were eliminated in the Championship Series.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Phoenix Freshrolls .

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth Cup

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• In Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Elko Astronauts .
• In Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Texas 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Tucson Butchers .

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Tucson Butchers 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Rainbow Cup

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• In Rainbow/Season 1 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 49🌈 to finish 4🌈 behind the first-place Jersey OSHA Violations .
• In Rainbow/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the San Francisco Boat Shoes .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 44🌈 to finish 21🌈 behind the first-place San Francisco Boat Shoes .
• In Rainbow/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Salt Lake Turbulence .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Elko Astronauts and the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 40🌈 to finish 39🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Seattle Sneakers .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 26🌈 to finish 42🌈 behind the first-place Mobile Wheels .
• In Rainbow/Season 21 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Grand Junction Conjunctions and the San Francisco Boat Shoes .

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Klein Cup

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• In Klein/Season 7 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Salt Lake Turbulence 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-1.
• In Klein/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Klein/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Elko Astronauts 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Klein/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Baltimore Piano Tuners 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 19 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-2.

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth II Cup

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Piano Tuners 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 10 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Elko Astronauts 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Alewife Arsonists , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 15 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-3 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-1.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 22 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Tucson Butchers 4-0 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 23 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Tucson Butchers 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth II Cup Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers , 1-4.

Phoenix Freshrolls in the Hellmouth III Cup

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 3 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Tucson Butchers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Hellmouth III Cup Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 13 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Delaware Corporate Shells 4-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 16 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
  • They swept the Salt Lake Turbulence 3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 17 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-1 in the Cold League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Alewife Arsonists 4-0 to became Hellmouth III Cup champions.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Baltimore Texas II 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They defeated the Seattle Sneakers 3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
  • They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Phoenix Freshrolls were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
  • They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Elko Astronauts 1-3.