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The three Klein Cup championships in [[Klein/Season 1]], [[Klein/Season 17]], and [[Klein/Season 22]] established the Butchers' "Reign of Blood." This was not a dynasty of finesse or intricate strategy - it was a dynasty of sustained, brutal dominance. The sweeps of the {{CTeam|SGE}} and {{CTeam|DECO}} unfolded like ritual sacrifices, rendering their grids blood-stained altars to the Butchers' wild power. The "Reign of Blood" became the soundtrack to the league's nightmares - a period where every team feared the inevitable, bloody end that awaited them at the hands of the Butchers. It was an era defined by the relentless, pounding rhythm of the Butchers' mixtape, a symphony of slaughter that echoed across the league.
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Three [[Klein Cup]] championships define the Butchers' "Reign of Blood" dynasty:
  
And yet, in spite of the near-universal fear throughout the league, the popularity of the {{CTeam|TB}} team mixtape was through the roof. Teams could not seem to stop listening to the nightmare fuel - the more they listened to the playlist, the more it ran through their heads, the more they dreamed of an ugly demise at the hands of the Butchers - but still, everyone was listening to the mixtape on an endless loop, exercising to it, eating to it, falling asleep to it. Some have speculated that the mixtape was engineered to plant fear in the league and was the genesis of the "Reign of Blood," but this remains speculation.<noinclude>
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* [[Klein/Season 1]] defeat of the {{CTeam|MILF}} (4-1)
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* [[Klein/Season 17]] defeat of the {{CTeam|SGE}} (4-0)
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* [[Klein/Season 22]] defeat of the {{CTeam|DECO}} (4-0)
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The "Reign of Blood" dynasty was not about finesse or strategy - it was a dynasty of sustained, brutal dominance. While they handled their lovers, the {{CTeam|MILF}}, with gentle care, the sweeps of the {{CTeam|SGE}} and {{CTeam|DECO}} unfolded like ritual sacrifices, rendering their grids blood-stained altars to the Butchers' wild power. Slayer's "Reign of Blood" became the soundtrack to the league's nightmares - a period where every team feared the inevitable, bloody end that awaited them at the hands of the Butchers. It was an era defined by the relentless, pounding rhythm of the Butchers' mixtape, a symphony of slaughter that echoed across the league.
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And yet, in spite of everyone's paralyzing fear of the {{CTeam|TB}}, the popularity of their mixtape [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/31xOZGXBRhJ15X7B8HkTkR?si=aed159293cc943d1 🥩Tucson🥩Butchers🥩] was through the roof. Teams could not stop listening to the nightmare fuel. The more they listened, the more it ran through their heads, the more they dreamed of their ultimate slaughter at the hands of the Butchers, the more they feared the Butchers. And still everyone listened to the mixtape on an endless loop - exercising to it, eating to it, falling asleep to it. It was as if the mixtape itself was engineered to gain popularity, and the popularity was the genesis of the infamous "Reign of Blood" dynasty. But this remains pure speculation.<noinclude>
 
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Latest revision as of 19:48, 22 November 2025

Three Klein Cup championships define the Butchers' "Reign of Blood" dynasty:

The "Reign of Blood" dynasty was not about finesse or strategy - it was a dynasty of sustained, brutal dominance. While they handled their lovers, the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos , with gentle care, the sweeps of the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers and DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells unfolded like ritual sacrifices, rendering their grids blood-stained altars to the Butchers' wild power. Slayer's "Reign of Blood" became the soundtrack to the league's nightmares - a period where every team feared the inevitable, bloody end that awaited them at the hands of the Butchers. It was an era defined by the relentless, pounding rhythm of the Butchers' mixtape, a symphony of slaughter that echoed across the league.

And yet, in spite of everyone's paralyzing fear of the TB.png Tucson Butchers , the popularity of their mixtape 🥩Tucson🥩Butchers🥩 was through the roof. Teams could not stop listening to the nightmare fuel. The more they listened, the more it ran through their heads, the more they dreamed of their ultimate slaughter at the hands of the Butchers, the more they feared the Butchers. And still everyone listened to the mixtape on an endless loop - exercising to it, eating to it, falling asleep to it. It was as if the mixtape itself was engineered to gain popularity, and the popularity was the genesis of the infamous "Reign of Blood" dynasty. But this remains pure speculation.