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| − | In [[Hellmouth V]] the | + | In the [[Hellmouth V Cup]], the {{CTeam|SLC}} discovered [[Lifestyle Weed]] - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye and cottonmouth) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the [[Enlightenmeh]] (who still had something to write home about, and could continue to look cool) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the [[Orthodoxeh]] objected to. |
| − | As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time. | + | As a result, the [[Great Salt Lake Civil War]] was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the [[Hellmouth IV Cup]]), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of [[Lifestyle Weed]] and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time. |
They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude> | They came out fighting in [[Hellmouth V/Season 3]], taking every series to the max (3-2 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, 4-3 over the {{CTeam|TB}}, and 4-3 over the {{CTeam|MILF}}) and bringing the [[Hellmouth V Cup]] home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in [[Hellmouth V/Season 22]], defeating the {{CTeam|MILF}} to take home their second and final [[Hellmouth V Cup]].<noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 18:00, 20 December 2025
In the Hellmouth V Cup, the 
Salt Lake Turbulence
discovered Lifestyle Weed - plant material that can be smoked like marijuana, smells like marijuana, causes the same side effects (mega red-eye and cottonmouth) as marijuana, but with no negative psychoactive effects (no mental fog). This struck an acceptable middle-ground between the Enlightenmeh (who still had something to write home about, and could continue to look cool) without the unacceptable psychoactive effects of marijuana the Orthodoxeh objected to.
As a result, the Great Salt Lake Civil War was resolved, and after a long period in the wilderness (the entirety of the Hellmouth IV Cup), the team was back in the fight - mathematically flawless patterns, intuitive fluid motion, and precise control. Like Popeye eating a can of spinach, the Salt Lake Turbulence would hoover up a thick cloud of Lifestyle Weed and exhale points. They could pretend to be baked, but still knock out a full three-dimensional integral by hand, in pen, holding their breath the entire time.
They came out fighting in Hellmouth V/Season 3, taking every series to the max (3-2 over the 
Tucson Butchers
, 4-3 over the Tucson Butchers
, and 4-3 over the 
Milwaukee Flamingos
) and bringing the Hellmouth V Cup home to Salt Lake. They would repeat the feat in Hellmouth V/Season 22, defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos
to take home their second and final Hellmouth V Cup.
