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Hellmouth II/Season 4 marked the 100th season in which the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews have failed to clinch a Hot League pennant or reach their first-ever Cup game.

True to form, the Grape Chews finished strong during the regular season and made it to the postseason, just like they always do.

The Grape Chews overpowered the BB.png Boylston Boogers in the Division Series, just like they have beat countless other opponents in countless other Hot League Division Series.

Sure enough, the Grape Chews found themselves in the Hot League Championship Series, with the franchise facing 100 seasons without ever clinching a Hot League Pennant. They battled the Jersey OSHA Violations tooth and nail, fist-to-face, an eye for an eye, tying up the series in Game 6, 3-3.

In Game 7 (GollyLogoTransparent.png 64276ed7-86e4-48fb-9120-663c286025e2), the Grape Chews fell to the OSHA.png Jersey OSHA Violations in a disappointing Game 7 performance. Despite lasting nearly 3,000 generations, there was never a doubt as to which team was in control. The Grape Chews trailed the OSHA Violations for the entire match, sealing the Grape Chews' fate as the saddest team in Golly. Hate to be the bearer of bad Chews.