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The Hellmouth II/Season 11 series pitting the BB.png Boylston Boogers against the TB.png Tucson Butchers was a clash of civilization and... whatever the opposite of civilization is, a brutal spectacle that came to be known as the "Blood Meridian Cup." The raw, untamed violence and live-in-a-cave energy of the Butchers hammered the effete, "civilized," and from-the-center-of-town Boogers. Drawing inspiration from the bleakest of frontier narratives, Blood Meridian, the series was a bloody, merciless affair that ended with the Boogers as the victors, but spiritually broken, their elegant patterns torn to shreds and exhausted by the Butchers' savage, relentless 7-game assault.

Game 5, the Blood Sacrifice game, saw the Butchers, outnumbered nearly 6 to 1 and with the match seemingly over for them, performed an emergency blood sacrifice ritual on the grid, which created their infamous "Blood Rain" formation. The formation stormed across the grid and wiped out Boylston's lead, leaving them with just enough points for a win as it fizzled out.

Season 11 - Hellmouth II Cup Results Table
BB.png Boylston Boogers vs. TB.png Tucson Butchers
  Winner W Score Margin L Score Loser Generations Link
Game 1 Tucson Butchers 431 46.64% 230 Boylston Boogers 4,796 GollyLogoTransparent.png b648f649-5c82-419e-984b-26954d019cae
Game 2 Boylston Boogers 377 49.07% 192 Tucson Butchers 2,964 GollyLogoTransparent.png 854939fe-355e-4d55-8916-d890259e28ac
Game 3 Boylston Boogers 374 46.26% 201 Tucson Butchers 2,618 GollyLogoTransparent.png 642315df-55f6-411f-b381-b9d80325e6b1
Game 4 Tucson Butchers 267 37.08% 168 Boylston Boogers 3,057 GollyLogoTransparent.png ff1a6ee8-7e23-45d3-ac20-888c729b7b03
Game 5 Tucson Butchers 326 35.28% 211 Boylston Boogers 6,691 GollyLogoTransparent.png 7355eae0-974d-4778-9c91-2e4241949110
Game 6 Boylston Boogers 470 91.91% 38 Tucson Butchers 3,190 GollyLogoTransparent.png 4f88cc19-c1d4-47e1-8408-8ef69014b431
Game 7 Boylston Boogers 548 96.72% 18 Tucson Butchers 2,808 GollyLogoTransparent.png cbd813d3-4b6c-4e6c-b313-3d6fb574757b

People said Boylston never saw the grid the same way after that victory. The Boylston collective took some personal time, drove motorcycles across the country, and stopped referring to Golly as a "game" entirely, instead calling it "The Way", trailing off and staring into the distance with a thousand yard stare. The whole affair even seemed to take the edge off of Goober Boylston (no relation), the insufferable architecture critic and Boylston Booger sports columnist.

The Boylston experience (victory, but at a cost to the soul) was seen as a message to any team that hadn't already had a bloody firsthand encounter with the Butchers: civilization is a fragile veneer, easily stripped away by the raw, primal forces that lurk beneath. So make sure and buy your season tickets today.