User:Ch4zm/December 2022/Golly Lore Fragments
Pattern
Fragments Pattern for Lore
Write the text once in a template, and include it on relevant pages.
Example: {{PianoTunersHackingScandalFragment}}
Fragments Wrtiting Procedure
Procedure:
- narratives are for linking teams together, generally
- write narrative out on respective team's page. just write.
- once it is roughly done, split whole thing into one or more lore fragments
- maintain a master list of the lore fragments
- once finished turning it into templates on the original page, include the templates on other relevant pages
Tag all fragments with:
Tag with relevant cup:
Category:Hellmouth Cup Lore, Category:Toroidal Cup Lore, etc.
Tag with relevant teams, details, etc:
Category:Midwest Love Triangle
All included at end between "noinclude" tags"
SAC
Hellmouth Cup
Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy -> {{BootLickersSeason4BankruptcySummaryFragment}}
Season 4:
- Season 4 Day 25 game against DET - one point
- Transformed themselves into the team of destiny
- Origin of team slogans that are nonsensical self-help mumbo jumbo
- Visualize Your Power!
- Transmogrify Your Self Manifestation!
- (scrolling tickers)
{{BootLickersVisualizeYourPower}}
SDBA
{{BalloonAnimalsHistoryFragment}}
- this is not a good pattern for lore fragments...
- this covers all the cups in one fragment
- most other teams have a section for each cup,
- and each section might have subsections for each fragment,
- but all in one history fragment doesn't really work.
SGE
SLC
Hellmouth Cup
Join expansion league...
Toroidal Cup
entire Little League team trailing them everywhere
The Little Eddies
SS
Rainbow
narrowly missed a flawless dynasty under extraordinarily difficult circumstances
spoiled by SGE - photobombed
OSHA
Hellmouth Cup
The Curse of the Silly Goat refers to a curse that affected the Jersey OSHA Violations for the first 48 seasons of their existence, the entirety of the Hellmouth Cup and Toroidal Cup.
The Jersey OSHA Violations stadium was built on the site of a former petting zoo. The main attraction at the former petting zoo was a theoretical, non-Euclidean goat, which was purely conceptual. However, when the petting zoo was shut down, the goat was never set loose, and when the stadium was built on the site, the perturbed non-Euclidean goat spirit began to cause "goat in the machine" glitches during matches. These tended to strike the OSHA Violations at their most crucial moments, creating a long string of heartbreaks.
The curse was finally broken in Rainbow/Season 1, for reasons that are still poorly understood. One possible explanation comes from a 14-year-old fan of both the OSHA Violations and the philosopher Martin Heidegger, who published a research paper with a mathematical proof that a "conceptual goat" could be pacified by the "concept" of a three-sided fence. During Rainbow Cup postseason matches at the OSHA Violations stadium, several fans positioned themselves at mathematically precise focal points around the arena. One fan held a sign saying "This is one side of the fence." The second held up another sign that said "This is the second side of the fence." The third held up a sign that said "This is the final size of the fence."
The conceptual fence, which may have been missing a side, or may have had an extra side, trapped the conceptual "goat in the machine" in the machine, and the paradox rendered it unable to interfere with matches, allowing the OSHA Violations to finally win. - Curse of the Silly Goat
{{JerseyCourageFragment}} - Jersey Courage
DECO OSHA alliance?
ORL
Hellmouth Cup
(already a bunch of fragments written)
{{MajorsHellmouthEarlySuccessDisillusionmentFragment}}, {{MajorsSeason17SpringBreakFragment}}, {{MajorsSeason1819SpringBreakFragment}}, {{MajorsSeason22ReturnToFormFragment}}
MILF
Triple X, Second Valentines Day Series, The Lovers Embrace
Hellmouth
The Lovers Embrace, midwest love triangle, everything here is pretty well-documented
Toroidal
Toroidal/Season 10 and Toroidal/Season 17 featured meetups, call out on {{Navbox toroidal history}} (same w triple X)
Go Ahead MF Make My Day
Logo idea:
(banner script) Go ahead
MF
(banner script) Make my day
Packer Hurtstick
Milwaukee Flamingos coach/manager
First "person" being introduced
Don't have to weave it into everything
Build a table of managers for each team. Some stay on, some change teams, some leave, some retire
SFBS and LBFB
Cali to NY
This makes SFBS-LBFB (surf and turf) like Dodgers-Yankees, but also Dodgers-Giants in reverse
San Francisco to the Bronx: Bronx Boat Shoes
San Francisco Boat Shoes -> Bronx Boat Shoes
Long Beach to Brooklyn: Brooklyn Flightless Birds
Long Beach Flightless Birds -> Brooklyn Flightless Birds
DET
midwest ii crown
{{MidwestIICrownRainbowFragment}}
amending {{ValentinesDayGrapeChewsFragment}}
