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{{Infobox team
| name = San Francisco Boat Shoes
| abbr = SFBS
| color = e7d7c1
| league = Hot
| division = Fire
| slogan = Anchors away!
| celebrity_mascot = [https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1356252250151276548/photo/1 Steve Buscemi]
| hometown = San Francisco
| stadium = 
| rivals = [[Sacramento Boot Lickers]] ([[Cali Crown]])
| antirivals = 
| arcana =  The Star (XVII)
| arcana_title = The Daughter of the Firmament
| emoji = 
}}
The '''San Francisco Boat Shoes''' are a Golly team from San Francisco, California, and are one of the original 16 Golly teams. The Boat Shoes are the prima donnas of the Golly league, seeing themselves as the leading character in all of the ongoing drama in Golly. Their rivalry with the {{CTeam|SAC}}, the [[Cali Crown]], is considered the most intense rivalry in Golly.

The Boat Shoes hold a number of Golly records and have accomplished many firsts, including:
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championships (6)
* most [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship appearances (7)
* first team to achieve a [[Dynasty]] (three championships in one Cup)
* first team to achieve a [[Flawless Dynasty]] (three championships in three attempts)
* first team to achieve a second [[Dynasty]]
* first team to achieve a [[Double Flawless Dynasty]] (six championships in six attempts)
* first team to achieve two Dynasties in a single Cup ([[Hellmouth Cup]])
* first Hot League pennant winner
* team with the most [[Hellmouth Cup]] postseason victories all-time (30, which is 8 more than the runner-up)
* team with the highest postseason winning percentage all-time (55%)
* only Golly team in any Cup to have a postseason winning percentage over 50%
* team with the longest winning streak (14 wins, [[Hellmouth Cup]] [[Season 20]])
* last team to win a championship when the fix was in (see [[Season 3/Fixing Scandal]])

Part of the marvel of the Boat Shoes is that their incredible performance in the postseason stands in marked contrast to their completely mediocre performance during the regular season.

==Team Character==

===Disappearance of San Francisco Boat Shoes Fans===

Fans of the San Francisco Boat Shoes are known for their loudness and boisterousness and swagger. However, when things go terribly for the San Francisco Boat Shoes, when their season is in flames or they blow it in the Big Game, Boat Shoes fans collectively perform a disappearing act for several weeks. Friends and relatives of Boat Shoes fans sometimes report their relatives and loved ones as missing, resulting in a flood of missing persons reports whenever the Boat Shoes are knocked out of the playoffs or have a particularly bad season.

The unofficial slogan of the San Francisco Boat Shoes fan base is, "When we're winning, you can't stand us. When we're losing, you can't find us." This has become a rallying cry among Boat Shoes fans - when you can find them...

==Boat Shoes in the Hellmouth Cup==

===Season 8 Seattle Sneakers Rivalry or Anti-Rivalry===

During [[Season 8]] the Boat Shoes reportedly became obsessed with the meteoric rise of the {{Team|SS|color=true}} and became intensely jealous of the attention the Sneakers received during their [[Season 8]] playoffs run.

The Boat Shoes submitted trademark paperwork for naming rights to any future Crown rivalry that may develop between the Boat Shoe and the Sneakers should they ever face each other in a Hellmouth Cup, including merchandise rights (a major source of revenue for the Boat Shoes).

In response, the Seattle Sneakers issued a press release claiming to have never heard of the "Boat Shoes" and that any footwear-related teams must have been ripping off the Seattle brand, which reportedly enraged Boat Shoes players.

==Boat Shoes in the Toroidal Cup==

===One Point Causes the Decline and Fall of the San Francisco Boat Shoes===

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==Boat Shoe in the Rainbow Cup==

==Season by Season Summary==

===Hellmouth Cup Summary===

A brief season-by-season summary:

* In [[Season 1]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SAC}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the {{CTeam|LBFB}}, 2-4.
* In [[Season 3]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ATL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|EA}} 4-3. The Boat Shoes wion the championship amid the [[Season 3/Fixing Scandal|Season 3 Fixing Scandal]]. After their championship win the Boat Shoes filed a number of lawsuits against the Golly offices and against other Golly teams, and were the targets of numerous lawsuits, most centered around their [[Hellmouth Cup]] champions merchandise, which did not include a stipulated asterisk indicating that their victory was tainted.
* In [[Season 4]] the Boat Shoes took some time to find themselves during a road trip across the United States. They did not make the playoffs. By the time their bitter [[Cali Crown]] rivals the {{Team|SAC|color=true}} had defeated the {{Team|LBFB|color=true}} to take the [[Hellmouth Cup]], the Boat Shoes were deep in the Vermont woods and had no phone reception to get word of the Boot Lickers' victory.
* In [[Season 6]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|AA}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SDBA}} 4-1.
* In [[Season 8]] the Boat Shoes tanked late in the season and did not make the playoffs. They spent most of the postseason insisting on social media that they were not following the Hellmouth Cup postseason, but secretly followed every step of the rise of the {{Team|SS|color=true}}.
* In [[Season 9]] the Boat Shoes learned how to play Minecraft midway through the season, leading them to spend every waking hour on their Minecraft simulations and causing a long late-season downward slide. The Boat Shoes did not make the playoffs.
* In [[Season 10]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ATL}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}} 2-3.
* In [[Season 12]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SAC}} 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|OSHA}} 4-3.
* In [[Season 13]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|ORL}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the {{CTeam|MILF}}.
* In [[Season 16]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SAC}} 2-3.
* In [[Season 18]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|ABQ}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 4-2. This wass their record fourth [[Hellmouth Cup]] championship and their first victory in the [[Surf and Turf Series]].
* In [[Season 20]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the {{CTeam|DET}} 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|ABQ}} 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They swept the {{CTeam|LBFB}} 4-0 in the third [[Surf and Turf Series]], to become Hellmouth Cup champions.
* In [[Season 24]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|DECO}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|SLC}} 4-2.

===Toroidal Cup Summary===

* In [[Toroidal/Season 1]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AA}} 2-3.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 6]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|BB}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|DECO}} 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the {{CTeam|EA}} 4-3.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 10]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|MILF}} 1-3.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 11]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the {{CTeam|SGE}} 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|BB}} 1-3.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 14]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|BB}}.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 15]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the {{CTeam|SAC}} 2-3.
* In [[Toroidal/Season 24]] the San Francisco Boat Shoes were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the {{CTeam|SGE}}.

==Artwork==

===Team Logo===

The [[Artists Union]] created this logo for the San Francisco Boat Shoes during [[Season 14]]:

[[Image:SFBS_Logo.png|400px]]

===Cup Posters===

[[Image:Season1_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season3_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season6_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season12_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season18_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season20_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

[[Image:Season23_HellmouthCup_Poster.png|500px]]

==Navboxes==

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{{Navbox rainbow teams}}

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