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The [[Season 9]] and [[Season 10]] Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} is credited by many historians with being one of the principal causes for the Detroit Grape Chews becoming the Hot League Choke Artists. The Grape Chews were unable to find healthy outlets for their aggression. Faced with rejection by the Flamingos, their closest rivals, who had simply abandoned the Grape Chews for an anti-rivalry with the Butchers, the Grape Chews began manifesting their rejection by consistently choking in important postseason games (and collected zero pennants in 24 seasons of the Hellmouth Cup). Meanwhile, the Milwaukee Flamingos successfully established a [[Dynasty|Flawless Dynasty]] (the second in history) and their own unique identity as one of the strongest teams in the Hellmouth Cup.<noinclude>
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The [[Season 9]] and [[Season 10]] Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the {{CTeam|DET}} becoming the Hot League [[Choke Artist]]s and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.
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The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was attributed to a combination of overperforming to show off for the Flamingos (which put them in the postseason often) and the tendency to choke in clutch situations, resulting in repeated postseason disappointment for the Grape Chews.
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A public statement shortly after the [[Season 10]] [[Hellmouth Cup]] by the {{CTeam|TB}} (in response to a reporter's question about the {{CTeam|DET}}) said the Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. The [[Big Purple Machine]] nickname was never given to a Grape Chews team after [[Season 10]], leading many to interpret the statement as marking the symbolic end of the Grape Chews' [[Big Purple Machine]] era.<noinclude>
 
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Latest revision as of 02:38, 28 December 2022

The Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos and TB.png Tucson Butchers is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews becoming the Hot League Choke Artists and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.

The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was attributed to a combination of overperforming to show off for the Flamingos (which put them in the postseason often) and the tendency to choke in clutch situations, resulting in repeated postseason disappointment for the Grape Chews.

A public statement shortly after the Season 10 Hellmouth Cup by the TB.png Tucson Butchers (in response to a reporter's question about the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews ) said the Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. The Big Purple Machine nickname was never given to a Grape Chews team after Season 10, leading many to interpret the statement as marking the symbolic end of the Grape Chews' Big Purple Machine era.