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The [[Season 9]] and [[Season 10]] Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} is credited by many historians with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the {{CTeam|DET}} becoming the Hot League [[Choke Artist]]s and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.
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The [[Season 9]] and [[Season 10]] Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the {{CTeam|DET}} becoming the Hot League [[Choke Artist]]s and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.
  
Experts have hypothesized that the Grape Chews, romantically rejected by their closest rivals, the Flamingos, and unable to find healthy outlets for their aggression and frustration, had externalized their internal conflicts by consistently overperforming in the postseason only to choke up in clutch moments when performance mattered most. They have never made it to a single cup series in their entire franchise history.
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The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was interpreted by psychoanalysts as a manifestation of the insecurities the Grape Chews felt as a result of being romantically rejected by their biggest rivals, the Flamingos. Furthermore, psychoanalysts claim, the Grape Chews, unable to find a healthy outlet for their aggression and frustration, and extneralized their internal conflicts by overperforming in the postseason, which only increased their chances of being put into clutch situations in which they would choke and fail to clinch a pennant.
  
Meanwhile, partially as a result of establishing their anti-rivalry with the Butchers, the Flamingos successfully established a [[Dynasty|Flawless Dynasty]] (the second in Golly history) and their own unique identity as one of the strongest teams in the [[Hellmouth Cup]].<noinclude>
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A public statement shortly after the [[Season 10]] [[Hellmouth Cup]] by the {{CTeam|TB}} in response to a reporter's question about the {{CTeam|DET}} had explicitly called out the fact that Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. Many saw this moment as the beginning of the Grape Chews' downward spiral.<noinclude>
 
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Revision as of 02:46, 15 December 2021

The Season 9 and Season 10 Hellmouth Cup and the messy, complicated anti-rivalry between the MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos and TB.png Tucson Butchers is credited by many historians and psychoanalysts with being one of the principal causes that contributed to the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews becoming the Hot League Choke Artists and failing to make it to a final Cup series during their entire history.

The Grape Chews' inability to clinch a Hot League pennant and make it to a single cup game during their entire history was interpreted by psychoanalysts as a manifestation of the insecurities the Grape Chews felt as a result of being romantically rejected by their biggest rivals, the Flamingos. Furthermore, psychoanalysts claim, the Grape Chews, unable to find a healthy outlet for their aggression and frustration, and extneralized their internal conflicts by overperforming in the postseason, which only increased their chances of being put into clutch situations in which they would choke and fail to clinch a pennant.

A public statement shortly after the Season 10 Hellmouth Cup by the TB.png Tucson Butchers in response to a reporter's question about the DET.png Detroit Grape Chews had explicitly called out the fact that Grape Chews were artificially-created globs of manufactured flavor, while Butchers and Flamingos were real, visceral flesh and blood. Many saw this moment as the beginning of the Grape Chews' downward spiral.