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Shortly after winning the [[Toroidal/Season 17]] championship, with the [[Commissioners Office|Commissioner's Office]] bearing down on them with an investigation, the {{CTeam|MILF}} absconded to Las Vegas with their lovers, the {{CTeam|TB}}, whom they had just beaten to achieve a second [[Dynasty|Flawless Dynasty]]. They claimed that the trip was an attempt to avoid media attention. | Shortly after winning the [[Toroidal/Season 17]] championship, with the [[Commissioners Office|Commissioner's Office]] bearing down on them with an investigation, the {{CTeam|MILF}} absconded to Las Vegas with their lovers, the {{CTeam|TB}}, whom they had just beaten to achieve a second [[Dynasty|Flawless Dynasty]]. They claimed that the trip was an attempt to avoid media attention. | ||
| − | However, with the opening of an investigation, the Flamingos faced the possible revocation of two Flawless Dyanasties, incineration, and worse - eternal humiliation. The | + | However, with the opening of an investigation, the Flamingos faced the possible revocation of two Flawless Dyanasties, incineration, and worse - eternal humiliation. The Flamingos consulted the {{CTeam|OSHA}} legal team for advice. |
The first and most important advice the Flamingos received from the {{CTeam|OSHA}} legal team was for the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} to immediately get married in a secret surprise Vegas shotgun wedding. Getting married would allow the two teams to claim spousal privilege during the investigation, significantly hindering its progress. However, the marriage was kept secret for fear of confirming everyone's suspicions about the Butchers throwing the championship for their lovers, the Flamingos.<noinclude> | The first and most important advice the Flamingos received from the {{CTeam|OSHA}} legal team was for the {{CTeam|MILF}} and {{CTeam|TB}} to immediately get married in a secret surprise Vegas shotgun wedding. Getting married would allow the two teams to claim spousal privilege during the investigation, significantly hindering its progress. However, the marriage was kept secret for fear of confirming everyone's suspicions about the Butchers throwing the championship for their lovers, the Flamingos.<noinclude> | ||
[[Category:Lore Fragments]] | [[Category:Lore Fragments]] | ||
[[Category:Toroidal Cup Lore]] | [[Category:Toroidal Cup Lore]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Midwest Love Triangle]] | ||
| + | [[Category:TB]] | ||
| + | [[Category:MILF]] | ||
| + | [[Category:OSHA]] | ||
</noinclude> | </noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 03:07, 24 December 2021
Shortly after winning the Toroidal/Season 17 championship, with the Commissioner's Office bearing down on them with an investigation, the 
Milwaukee Flamingos
absconded to Las Vegas with their lovers, the 
Tucson Butchers
, whom they had just beaten to achieve a second Flawless Dynasty. They claimed that the trip was an attempt to avoid media attention.
However, with the opening of an investigation, the Flamingos faced the possible revocation of two Flawless Dyanasties, incineration, and worse - eternal humiliation. The Flamingos consulted the 
Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team for advice.
The first and most important advice the Flamingos received from the Jersey OSHA Violations
legal team was for the Milwaukee Flamingos
and Tucson Butchers
to immediately get married in a secret surprise Vegas shotgun wedding. Getting married would allow the two teams to claim spousal privilege during the investigation, significantly hindering its progress. However, the marriage was kept secret for fear of confirming everyone's suspicions about the Butchers throwing the championship for their lovers, the Flamingos.
