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  |  data4 = {{Infobox | subbox = yes
     |  label1 = Blaseball Team  |  data1 = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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     |  label1 = Born      |  data1 = Sometime prior to [[Season 1]]
    |  label2 = Born      |  data2 = Sometime prior to [[Season 1]]
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     |  label2 = Hometown  |  data2 = [[Hellmouth]]
     |  label3 = Hometown  |  data3 = [[Hellmouth]]
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     |  label3 = Education  |  data3 = Some, presumably
     |  label4 = Education  |  data4 = Some, presumably
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     |  label4 = Occupation |  data4 = * Mathematics instructor
     |  label5 = Occupation |  data5 = * Physics Instructor
 
 
* Splorts inventor
 
* Splorts inventor
* Clomputer science researcher
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* Data witch
* Data Witch
 
 
   }}
 
   }}
  | header5 = Teaching
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  | header5 = Research
 
  |  data6 = {{Infobox | subbox = yes
 
  |  data6 = {{Infobox | subbox = yes
     |  label1 = Teaching Affiliations      |  data1 = [[Hellmouth Community College]]
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     |  label1 = Research Affiliations      |  data1 = * [[Hellmouth Community College Mathematics Department]]
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| header7 = Research
 
|  data8 = {{Infobox | subbox = yes
 
    |  label2 = Research Affiliations      |  data2 = * [[Hellmouth Community College]]
 
* [[Metablaseball Research Laboratory]]
 
 
* [[Fellowship of the Mysteries of Light]] (FML)
 
* [[Fellowship of the Mysteries of Light]] (FML)
* [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
 
 
   }}
 
   }}
 
}}
 
}}
  
=Golly League Teams=
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* [[User:Ch4zm/2021]]
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* [[User:Ch4zm/2022]]
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* [[User:Ch4zm/2023]]
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* [[User:Ch4zm/2024]]
 +
 
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=March 2025=
 +
 
 +
==Season by Season==
 +
 
 +
[[User:Ch4zm/December_2022/All_Teams_Season_By_Season#golly]]
 +
 
 +
==Get your ass back to these good ideas==
 +
 
 +
===2024===
 +
 
 +
[[User:Ch4zm#December 2024]]
 +
 
 +
Big Purple Time Machine
 +
* invent a time machine to try and change the past
 +
* everything they do just results in a bunch of alternative Golly universes where they continue to lose the pennant game
 +
 
 +
Golly Mirror Universes:
 +
* would require rewriting golly core to do reverse indexing of array
 +
* would probably be bookkeeping - intriguing idea
 +
* revives the whole idea of a golly sandbox - different patterns, different maps, different CA types... golly reverse grid
 +
 
 +
===2021===
 +
 
 +
[[User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam]]
 +
 
 +
(good point - DET or BTX being up 2-0 in a playoff series is a notable event...)
 +
 
 +
tool to find these?
  
==Team Nicknames==
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==Featured Games and Series==
  
cold fire:
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===Game: Visualize Your Power===
  
* Elko Astronauts - Stros
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[[Visualize Your Power]]
* Flightless Birds - Birds
 
* Baltimore Texas - Texas
 
* Seattle Sneakers - Sneaks
 
* Salt Lake Turbulence - Turbulence
 
  
cold water:
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This raises so many questions...
 +
* First: how did we even find this? I think we zeroed in on the one-point victory, and it just so happened to fold in nicely with the season narrative
 +
* Second: we could use better templates. what cup, what season, what day, score, color boxes with team colors
 +
* Third: love it, in spirit. but it opens a can of worms. programmatically finding these matches, running golly spice calculations, organizing golly spice data, compute resources needed to do that (although, shoot, we can just sit back and let emmett/seawater chug...)
 +
* Fourth: potential to use these to generate or reinforce a narrative thread... might be a good time to introduce other elements to help the narrative thread from getting repetitive, for example, managers and team captains
  
* Ft. Worth Piano Tuners - Tuners
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===Series: Delaware Torches Detroit===
* Tucson Butchers - Butchers
 
* Phoenix Freshrolls - Rolls
 
* Balloon Animals - Animals
 
* Jersey OSHA Violations - OSHA
 
  
hot fire:
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[[Delaware Torches Detroit]]
  
* SF Boat Shoes - Shoes
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Similar idea - but this one is for a series...
* Detroit Grape Chews - Chews
 
* Milwaukee Flamingos - Mingos
 
* Delaware Corporate Shells - Shells
 
* Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers - Droppers
 
  
hot water:
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* Focus is on the Detroit Grape Chews (as good a tragicomic starting point as any, right??)
 +
* Single greatest choke of all time (series)
 +
* Could also do features of each double-choke series,
 +
* Could also give nicknames to each Detroit choke, and each Baltimore choke,
 +
* (This is where we'd want to dig deeper into tragic sports lore for some ideas)
 +
* Could use Grape Chews choke series as jumping-off points for Hot League teams
 +
* (Repeat same with Baltimore, Cold League teams)
  
* AA - Arsonists
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Procedure:
* BB - Boogers
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* Create a plan
* Albuquerque Solarpunks - Punks
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* Start with double choke series, then move on to rest of choke series
* Orlando Business Majors - Majors
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** games, context
* Sacramento Boot Lickers - Lickers
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** alliterative nicknames for teams (amazin mets, sultans of swat, whatever)
 +
* Then move on to games
 +
** we know final scores, so start with one-point games
 +
** every one-point game deserves some investigation
 +
** then move on to shutouts or blowouts - any at critical points in the season
 +
** I think we found the Sacramento Boot Lickers one by looking at a table of W-L, game opponent, game outcome, etc., for each season, season by season...
 +
** figure out if that was a command line tool, or a wiki template, or what...
  
==History and Backstory==
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===Series: Midwest Staredown===
  
Historical season-by-season summaries:
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[[The Midwest Staredown]]
  
* Everyone done except for:
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* I think this is a fruitful line,
* SLC
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* Keep working it,
* FF
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* Add templates for series,
* SGE
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* Can utilize information we already have on the wiki to find interesting ones
  
==Expansion Teams==
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==Community College and the bureaucracy==
  
* FF - [[Phoenix Freshrolls]]
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[[Hellmouth Community College Fire Department]]
* SLC - [[Salt Lake Turbulence]]
 
* SGE - [[Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers]]
 
* ABQ - [[Albuquerque Solarpunks]]
 
  
=Peninsula Expansion League Teams=
+
get back to thinking about the weird worlds, campus layouts, divisions
  
==Categories==
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not a gigantic corporate complex, simple 80s community college campus
  
* [[:Category:DCD]]
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===List of Bureaucracy Pages===
* [[:Category:BCC]]
 
* [[:Category:FF]]
 
* [[:Category:SCB]]
 
* [[:Category:AI]]
 
  
* [[:Category:SSS]]
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* [[Hellmouth Community College]]
* [[:Category:DD]]
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* [[Hellmouth Community College Mathematics Department]]
* [[:Category:CYC]]
 
* [[:Category:MM]]
 
* [[:Category:SCS]]
 
  
* [[:Category:BBR]]
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* [[A Division]]
* [[:Category:OB]]
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* [[E Division]]
* [[:Category:RS]]
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* [[G Division]]
* [[:Category:SBC]]
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* [[M Division]]
* [[:Category:VB]]
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* [[P Division]]
 +
* [[R Division]]
 +
* [[S Division]]
 +
* [[X Division]]
 +
* [[Z Division]]
  
* [[:Category:ST]]
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===Original===
* [[:Category:SGSC]]
 
* [[:Category:SJA]]
 
* [[:Category:MVM]]
 
* [[:Category:HP]]
 
  
=Wiki Setup=
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Original ideas: [[User:Ch4zm/October 2021]]
  
==Done==
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* [[A Division]] (Auditing)
 +
* [[E Division]] (Engineering)
 +
* [[G Division]] (Git Traffic Control)
 +
* [[M Division]] (Maps)
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* [[P Division]] (Public Affairs)
 +
* [[R Division]] (Records)
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* [[S Division]] (Security, Secrets, Spying, Symbols, Sigils)
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* [[X Division]] (Experimental Cellular Automata)
 +
* [[Z Division]] (Memes)
  
Keeping track of templates and modules:
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=June 2025=
* [[User:Ch4zm/Initial MediaWiki Setup]]
 
* [[User:Ch4zm/Creating Teams]]
 
* [[User:Ch4zm/Creating History]]
 
  
Miscellaneous icon/text templates:
+
* Lack of lore leads to one or two ideas sticking on a page, immobile
* {{Tl|Game}}
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* Trying to get unstuck leads to one or two pages having more extensive lore, using templates, building things out
* {{Tl|Team}}
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* ...could keep going
* {{Tl|CTeam}}
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* ...but stops there, too much work
* {{Tl|TeamLogo}}
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* Hard to keep track of the things that aren't automated, too, some things go years without getting updated because I just forgot about them.
* {{Tl|Main Page Thumbnail}}
 
  
Utility team abbreviation templates:
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==Reorganize Team Pages==
* {{Tl|TeamAbbrToName}}
 
* {{Tl|TeamAbbrToColor}}
 
* {{Tl|TeamAbbrToHexColor}}
 
  
Jumbo templates:
+
Following {{CTeam|DET}}'s lead (above - they are one of the pages with the most extensive lore)
* [[:Category:Jumbo]]
 
* {{Tl|HistoryJumbo}}
 
* {{Tl|CupsJumbo}}
 
* {{Tl|CrownsJumbo}}
 
* {{Tl|TeamsJumbo}}
 
* {{Tl|GovernanceJumbo}}
 
* {{Tl|Main}}
 
  
Navbox templates (sub-items are alias templates):
+
Reorganize team pages, starting with DET:
* {{Tl|Navbox history}}
 
* {{Tl|Navbox history}}
 
* {{Tl|Navbox governance}}
 
** {{Tl|Navbox offices}}
 
* {{Tl|Navbox teams}}
 
** {{Tl|Navbox team}}
 
* {{Tl|Navbox crowns}}
 
** {{Tl|Navbox crown}}
 
  
Infoboxes:
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* General overview
* [[:Category:Infobox]]
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** History
* {{Tl|Infobox team}}
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** What cups, when joined, name changes, moves
* {{Tl|Infobox season}}
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** Major rivalries and evolution over time
* {{Tl|Infobox cup}}
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** Notable achievements, records, place in broader lore
* {{Tl|Infobox crown}}
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** Team collective character, notable fandom info
 +
** Stadium
  
Categories for each team:
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* Hellmouth Cup
* [[:Category:EA]]
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** History
* [[:Category:BTX]]
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** Chart
* [[:Category:LBFB]]
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** Summary
* [[:Category:SS]]
 
* [[:Category:OSHA]]
 
* [[:Category:FWPT]]
 
* [[:Category:TB]]
 
* [[:Category:SDBA]]
 
* [[:Category:AA]]
 
* [[:Category:ORL]]
 
* [[:Category:ATL]]
 
* [[:Category:SAC]]
 
* [[:Category:DET]]
 
* [[:Category:SFBS]]
 
* [[:Category:MILF]]
 
* [[:Category:DECO]]
 
* all the exact same content, used <code><nowiki>{{PAGENAME}}</nowiki></code> to get abbreviation, and fed that to {{Tl|Team}}
 
  
League page (division titles, league pennants, and Hellmouth Cup winners):
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* Klein Cup
* [[Leagues]]
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** History
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupChampionsTable}}
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** Chart
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupColdFireTitleTable}}
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** Summary
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupColdPennantTable}}
 
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupColdWaterTitleTable}}
 
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupHotFireTitleTable}}
 
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupHotPennantTable}}
 
* {{Tl|HellmouthCupHotWaterTitleTable}}
 
  
==Todo==
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===Why reorganize now===
  
* [[User:Ch4zm/Creating History Navbox]]
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makes lore segmented
  
Infoboxes needed:
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gives us opportunity to make everything uniform and automated into templates
* {{Tl|Infobox map}}
 
* {{Tl|Infobox office}}
 
  
Navboxes needed:
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overview template
* {{Tl|Navbox maps}}
 
* {{Tl|Navbox stlats}}
 
  
Category - to add to pages needing updates at the end of each season:
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(old page, new page, figure out what to port.)
* [[:Category:Update Each Season]]
 
  
Offices/Divisions:
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so much work.
* need CTeam and Team templates but for offices
 
* [[X Division]]
 
* [[M Division]]
 
* [[Z Division]]
 
  
Teams:
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too much work.
* mascot -> celebrity persona
 
* page content?
 
  
[[Hellmouth Cup/Rules]]
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shadow pages?
  
[[Pseudo Cup/Rules]]
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Template]]
  
[[Toroidal Cup/Rules]]
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...
  
[[Stlats/Records]] is a central page to collect various records.
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<s>
 +
[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Detroit Grape Chews]]
  
=Creating Infoboxes and Navboxes=
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Milwaukee Flamingos]]
  
The process for creating an infobox:
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Fargo Flea Flickers]]
* before you begin: map out the information that will go into the infobox
 
* top level categories become headers
 
* secondary level key-value pairs become labels/data
 
* when you're ready to make the template, copy the contents of an existing template that uses {{Tl|Infobox}}, like {{Tl|Infobox team}}
 
* start with two pieces: the includeonly piece (calling the {{Tl|Infobox}} template) and the noinclude piece (which gives an example)
 
* it's helpful to do this step in a text editor, so you can edit the example and the Infobox template it calls at the same time
 
  
=New Cup Seasons Pages=
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Vegas Vampires]]
  
Notes on what's needed to automatically generate all the Seasons pages for a given cup, and have everything go smoothly.
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/San Francisco Boat Shoes]]
  
==Team Info==
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Arsonists]]
 +
</s>
  
Update team abbreviations in:
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...TBC
  
* {{Tl|TeamAbbrToHexColor}}
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=July 2025=
* {{Tl|TeamAbbrToName}}
 
  
Pseudo Cup:
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==Alewife Boylston==
  
* {{Tl|Navbox pseudo teams}}
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<s>
 +
[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Lore Jam]]
  
Toroidal Cup:
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[[User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Arsonists]]
 +
</s>
  
* {{Tl|Navbox toroidal teams}}
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...
  
==Seasons Pages==
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Boylston Lore Jam]]
  
When creating a new cup, the Seasons pages will require:
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Boylston Boogers]]
  
* {{Tl|Navbox history}} -> Navbox CUPNAME history
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==Lore Jams==
* {{Tl|Infobox season}} -> Navbox CUPNAME season
 
  
Pseudo Cup:
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Milwaukee Lore Jam]]
* {{Tl|Navbox pseudo history}}
 
* {{Tl|Infobox pseudo season}}
 
  
Toroidal Cup:
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Delaware Lore Jam]]
* {{Tl|Navbox toroidal history}}
 
* {{Tl|Infobox toroidal season}}
 
  
Dragon Cup:
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Animals Lore Jam]]
* {{Tl|Navbox dragon history}}
 
* {{Tl|Infobox dragon season}}
 
  
Rainbow Cup:
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Albuquerque Lore Jam]]
* {{Tl|Navbox rainbow history}}
 
* {{Tl|Infobox rainbow season}}
 
  
==Images==
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[[User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Detroit Lore Jam]]
  
List of missing Pseudo Cup images:
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==Random lore fragments==
  
GA500:
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Grapes of wrath
* [[File:PseudoSeason1GA500.jpg]]
 
* etc
 
  
RunsDiff:
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Silence of the hams (yams) (clams)
* [[File:PseudoSeason1RunsDiff.jpg]]
 
* etc
 
  
Poster:
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==Tooling Revamp==
* [[File:PseudoSeason1_Poster.png]]
 
* etc
 
  
=October 2021 Lore Jam=
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gollyx-maps: new maps and patterns
  
[[User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam]]
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lambda function: assembling standings information on the fly?
  
=Eliminating Scribunto=
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star CA: method for initializing patterns for each state (S -> SS -> C?)
  
Part of the reason the wiki locks up and takes forever and is extremely easy to overwhelm
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=August=
  
Logging into emmett and checking htop while this happens shows that scribunto is responsible
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==Maps==
  
(Notes on private wiki)
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[[User:Ch4zm/Maps Revamp]]
  
Went back in time to copy the contents of the Infobox template from June 2013, before they switched to Lua
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=September 2025=
  
=Series Outcomes in a Table=
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List of new cup activities:
 +
* Create new cup page
 +
* Add new cup category page
 +
* Add current cup category to every (active) team's logo
  
* color table showing outcome of each game
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[[User:Ch4zm/September 2025/New Cup Pages]]
* visually easier to see what's going on
 
* lds and lcs all lumped into single page, but should championship series have its own page?
 
* series runs summary - who scored how much.
 
* or could we just put that in some records table?
 
  
=Divisions and Offices=
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=October 2025=
  
==Org Chart==
+
==Expansion Ideas==
  
Note: update {{Tl|Navbox governance}}
+
Expansion ideas:
 +
* <s>BTX and BTX2</s> (overcomplicates things)
 +
* FWPT -> LIL (Louisville Illusionists)
 +
* <s>ORL -> PHI (Philadelphia Philologists)</s> (not good)
 +
* TOR (Toronto Blues Ey)
  
[[Commissioners Office]]
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overcomplicates things, and plenty of other stuff to focus on
  
[[The Bureaucracy]]
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inclination is to keep it exactly the same every single year, Hellmouth II, III, IV, V, VI, ...
* [[Project Nine]] (Naming)
 
* [[Golly Umpires Union]]
 
* [[Golly Gridkeepers Union]]
 
  
[[Office of Execution]]
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==Records Interlinking==
* [[S Division]] (Security, Secrets, Spying, Symbols, Sigils)
 
* [[A Division]] (Auditing)
 
  
[[Front Office]]
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[[Hellmouth IV Cup/Ranked Seasons]]
* [[P Division]] (Public Affairs)
 
* [[Z Division]] (Memes)
 
* [[Artists Union]]
 
  
[[Back Office]]
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Hellmouth V Cup/Ranked Seasons
* [[E Division]] (Engineering)
 
* [[X Division]] (Experimental Cellular Automata)
 
* [[M Division]] (Maps)
 
* [[G Division]] (Git Traffic Control)
 
* [[R Division]] (Records)
 
* [[Alliance of Wiki Keepers]]
 
  
[[Golly Legal]]
+
Hellmouth VI Cup/Ranked Seasons
  
[[HATBLO]] (Hellmouth Anti Tourism Board Liaison Office)
+
Should have templates pointing to prior and next
  
==Navbox governance template==
+
(cascading templates? inserting a "hellmouth 7 but to roman numerals" template?)
  
{{Navbox governance}}
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python always easier
  
==More templates==
+
==Agents==
  
We need two more templates:
+
MediaWiki bot, mwparserfromhell,
  
* {{Tl|Infobox office}}
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The exhaustion of:
* {{Tl|Infobox division}}
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* endless prompt engineering, to explain every trivial detail, every time
 +
* ai falling into trap of same stupid boring repetitive patterns
 +
* clunky tool here, tool there, tool for this, tool for that, nothing works, everything resets constantly
  
What information is needed in these templates?
+
==More Reorganization==
  
Office templates:
+
[[User:Ch4zm/October 2025/Team Reorganization]]
  
* Office name
+
[[User:Ch4zm/November 2022/Mottoes]]
* Child divisions
 
* Number of employees
 
* Headquarters
 
* Facilities
 
  
=Records=
+
Cards - "The Four Aces" - 20 x 20
  
Renaming stlats to records
+
Bunnies - the Hunny Bunny - TB - MILF
  
Cleaning up records that were written before GollyX plans
 
  
{{Tl|RecordsJumbo}}
+
[[User:Ch4zm/November 2025/Blown Series Leads]]
  
* [[Records]]
+
Fixing League -> Union:
* [[Records/Streaks]]
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* https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=%22Peninsula+League%22&go=Go
* [[Records/Shutouts]]
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* https://wiki.golly.life/w/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=%22Golly+League%22&go=Go
* [[Records/High_Score]]
 
* [[Records/Low_Score]]
 
* [[Records/Partytime]] - retiring this for any non-Hellmouth Cups... might dust it off for Dragon Cup, but it's confusing.
 

Latest revision as of 18:17, 27 December 2025

Ch4zm of Hellmouth
Portrait of Ch4zm of Hellmouth
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
Chief Architect of Golly
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Born Sometime prior to Season 1
Hometown Hellmouth
Education Some, presumably
Occupation
  • Mathematics instructor
  • Splorts inventor
  • Data witch
Research
Research Affiliations

March 2025

Season by Season

User:Ch4zm/December_2022/All_Teams_Season_By_Season#golly

Get your ass back to these good ideas

2024

User:Ch4zm#December 2024

Big Purple Time Machine

  • invent a time machine to try and change the past
  • everything they do just results in a bunch of alternative Golly universes where they continue to lose the pennant game

Golly Mirror Universes:

  • would require rewriting golly core to do reverse indexing of array
  • would probably be bookkeeping - intriguing idea
  • revives the whole idea of a golly sandbox - different patterns, different maps, different CA types... golly reverse grid

2021

User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam

(good point - DET or BTX being up 2-0 in a playoff series is a notable event...)

tool to find these?

Featured Games and Series

Game: Visualize Your Power

Visualize Your Power

This raises so many questions...

  • First: how did we even find this? I think we zeroed in on the one-point victory, and it just so happened to fold in nicely with the season narrative
  • Second: we could use better templates. what cup, what season, what day, score, color boxes with team colors
  • Third: love it, in spirit. but it opens a can of worms. programmatically finding these matches, running golly spice calculations, organizing golly spice data, compute resources needed to do that (although, shoot, we can just sit back and let emmett/seawater chug...)
  • Fourth: potential to use these to generate or reinforce a narrative thread... might be a good time to introduce other elements to help the narrative thread from getting repetitive, for example, managers and team captains

Series: Delaware Torches Detroit

Delaware Torches Detroit

Similar idea - but this one is for a series...

  • Focus is on the Detroit Grape Chews (as good a tragicomic starting point as any, right??)
  • Single greatest choke of all time (series)
  • Could also do features of each double-choke series,
  • Could also give nicknames to each Detroit choke, and each Baltimore choke,
  • (This is where we'd want to dig deeper into tragic sports lore for some ideas)
  • Could use Grape Chews choke series as jumping-off points for Hot League teams
  • (Repeat same with Baltimore, Cold League teams)

Procedure:

  • Create a plan
  • Start with double choke series, then move on to rest of choke series
    • games, context
    • alliterative nicknames for teams (amazin mets, sultans of swat, whatever)
  • Then move on to games
    • we know final scores, so start with one-point games
    • every one-point game deserves some investigation
    • then move on to shutouts or blowouts - any at critical points in the season
    • I think we found the Sacramento Boot Lickers one by looking at a table of W-L, game opponent, game outcome, etc., for each season, season by season...
    • figure out if that was a command line tool, or a wiki template, or what...

Series: Midwest Staredown

The Midwest Staredown

  • I think this is a fruitful line,
  • Keep working it,
  • Add templates for series,
  • Can utilize information we already have on the wiki to find interesting ones

Community College and the bureaucracy

Hellmouth Community College Fire Department

get back to thinking about the weird worlds, campus layouts, divisions

not a gigantic corporate complex, simple 80s community college campus

List of Bureaucracy Pages

Original

Original ideas: User:Ch4zm/October 2021

June 2025

  • Lack of lore leads to one or two ideas sticking on a page, immobile
  • Trying to get unstuck leads to one or two pages having more extensive lore, using templates, building things out
  • ...could keep going
  • ...but stops there, too much work
  • Hard to keep track of the things that aren't automated, too, some things go years without getting updated because I just forgot about them.

Reorganize Team Pages

Following DET.png Detroit Grape Chews 's lead (above - they are one of the pages with the most extensive lore)

Reorganize team pages, starting with DET:

  • General overview
    • History
    • What cups, when joined, name changes, moves
    • Major rivalries and evolution over time
    • Notable achievements, records, place in broader lore
    • Team collective character, notable fandom info
    • Stadium
  • Hellmouth Cup
    • History
    • Chart
    • Summary
  • Klein Cup
    • History
    • Chart
    • Summary

Why reorganize now

makes lore segmented

gives us opportunity to make everything uniform and automated into templates

overview template

(old page, new page, figure out what to port.)

so much work.

too much work.

shadow pages?

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Template

...

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Detroit Grape Chews

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Milwaukee Flamingos

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Fargo Flea Flickers

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Vegas Vampires

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/San Francisco Boat Shoes

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Arsonists

...TBC

July 2025

Alewife Boylston

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/June 2025/Alewife Arsonists

...

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Boylston Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Boylston Boogers

Lore Jams

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Milwaukee Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Delaware Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Animals Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Albuquerque Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/July 2025/Detroit Lore Jam

Random lore fragments

Grapes of wrath

Silence of the hams (yams) (clams)

Tooling Revamp

gollyx-maps: new maps and patterns

lambda function: assembling standings information on the fly?

star CA: method for initializing patterns for each state (S -> SS -> C?)

August

Maps

User:Ch4zm/Maps Revamp

September 2025

List of new cup activities:

  • Create new cup page
  • Add new cup category page
  • Add current cup category to every (active) team's logo

User:Ch4zm/September 2025/New Cup Pages

October 2025

Expansion Ideas

Expansion ideas:

  • BTX and BTX2 (overcomplicates things)
  • FWPT -> LIL (Louisville Illusionists)
  • ORL -> PHI (Philadelphia Philologists) (not good)
  • TOR (Toronto Blues Ey)

overcomplicates things, and plenty of other stuff to focus on

inclination is to keep it exactly the same every single year, Hellmouth II, III, IV, V, VI, ...

Records Interlinking

Hellmouth IV Cup/Ranked Seasons

Hellmouth V Cup/Ranked Seasons

Hellmouth VI Cup/Ranked Seasons

Should have templates pointing to prior and next

(cascading templates? inserting a "hellmouth 7 but to roman numerals" template?)

python always easier

Agents

MediaWiki bot, mwparserfromhell,

The exhaustion of:

  • endless prompt engineering, to explain every trivial detail, every time
  • ai falling into trap of same stupid boring repetitive patterns
  • clunky tool here, tool there, tool for this, tool for that, nothing works, everything resets constantly

More Reorganization

User:Ch4zm/October 2025/Team Reorganization

User:Ch4zm/November 2022/Mottoes

Cards - "The Four Aces" - 20 x 20

Bunnies - the Hunny Bunny - TB - MILF


User:Ch4zm/November 2025/Blown Series Leads

Fixing League -> Union: