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The Boylston Boogers
are a Golly team from the Boylston Street Station in downtown Boston, Massachusetts. The Boogers joined the league in Season 14, when the
Atlanta Glitter Sharks
became the Atlanta Quitter Sharks and quit the Golly league. The Boogers are cross-town rivals with the
Alewife Arsonists
; each year they compete for the MTA Crown.
The Boylston Street Station, home stadium of the Boylston Boogers
, is one of Boston's oldest stations, and is a landmark of historic tile and wrought iron. The design of the station stands in contrast to the Brutalist Concrete Cathedral (a.k.a. Alewife Station, home of the Red Line rivals, the
Alewife Arsonists
. Boogers describe Alewife Station as a soulless concrete monstrosity, while the Arsonists will describe Boylston Street Station as a confused, disintegrating burrito of subway tubes and stairwells. The architectural holy war has been greatly exacerbated by Goober Boylston (no relation), an architecture critic for the Boston Tribune and unofficial spokesperson for the Boogers. Boylston is the main author of the Boylston sports column, Boylston on Boylston Violence.
The Boogers take a "Center of the Universe" philosophy, embodied by their team motto, Ex medio omnia (from the center, everything). This stands in direct contrast to the "End of the Line" philosophy of the Arsonists. Boogers fans are "Centerists" who believe that Boylston Street Station is the hub of Boston, and that Boston is the hub of the universe. Boogers often utilize patterns that begin with a center core and emerge outward, and often collapse when reaching the "unimportant" edges of the grid.
Hellmouth Cup
History
Boylston in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They swept the
Toroidal Cup
History
Boylston in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season
Chart
Summary
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Toroidal/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds , 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Rainbow Cup
History
Boylston in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Rainbow/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations and the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 67π to finish 14π ahead of the
Orlando Business Majors .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45π to finish 19π behind the first-place
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Mobile Wheels and the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53π to finish 26π behind the first-place
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Mobile Wheels .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38π to finish 30π behind the first-place
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 16 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
Louisville Illusionists and the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Louisville Illusionists .
- They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 52π to finish 4π behind the first-place
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Klein Cup
History
Boylston in the Klein Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Klein/Season 3 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 13 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 21 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Klein Cup Series to the
Long Beach Flightless Birds , 3-4.
- They defeated the
Hellmouth II Cup
History
Boylston in the Hellmouth II Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Vegas Vampires 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the
Tucson Butchers 4-3.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth III Cup
History
Boylston in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 to became Hellmouth III Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Vegas Vampires 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the
Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-2.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Hellmouth IV Cup
History
Boylston in the Hellmouth IV Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Vegas Vampires 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 3 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-0 to became Hellmouth IV Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the
Elko Astronauts 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers , 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Alewife Arsonists 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 to became Hellmouth IV Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth V Cup
History
Boylston in the Hellmouth V Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}
- In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the
Sacramento Boot Lickers , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Milwaukee Flamingos .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the
Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Fargo Flea Flickers .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Milwaukee Flamingos 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 19 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
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