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Boylston Boogers
"Boogers Bounce Back!"
Team Information
Name Boylston Boogers Abbreviation BB Nickname Boogs Primary Color #697a21 Logo    Hometown Boston, MA Stadium Boylston Street Station, Green Line Emoji 🐽 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
MTA Crown    Southbound Crown
Favorites
Integer 1001
Divination
Element Water Power Word Moist Card 8♣
Motto
Ex medio omnia (From the center, everything)
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The Boylston Boogers are a Golly team from the Boylston Street Station in downtown Boston, Massachusetts. The Boogers joined the league in Season 14, when the Atlanta Glitter Sharks became the Atlanta Quitter Sharks and quit the Golly league. The Boogers are cross-town rivals with the Alewife Arsonists ; each year they compete for the MTA Crown.

The Boylston Street Station, home stadium of the Boylston Boogers , is one of Boston's oldest stations, and is a landmark of historic tile and wrought iron. The design of the station stands in contrast to the Brutalist Concrete Cathedral (a.k.a. Alewife Station, home of the Red Line rivals, the Alewife Arsonists . Boogers describe Alewife Station as a soulless concrete monstrosity, while the Arsonists will describe Boylston Street Station as a confused, disintegrating burrito of subway tubes and stairwells. The architectural holy war has been greatly exacerbated by Goober Boylston (no relation), an architecture critic for the Boston Tribune and unofficial spokesperson for the Boogers. Boylston is the main author of the Boylston sports column, Boylston on Boylston Violence.

The Boogers take a "Center of the Universe" philosophy, embodied by their team motto, Ex medio omnia (from the center, everything). This stands in direct contrast to the "End of the Line" philosophy of the Arsonists. Boogers fans are "Centerists" who believe that Boylston Street Station is the hub of Boston, and that Boston is the hub of the universe. Boogers often utilize patterns that begin with a center core and emerge outward, and often collapse when reaching the "unimportant" edges of the grid.

Hellmouth Cup

Boylston in the Hellmouth Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 1-3.
• In Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Orlando Business Majors 2-3.
• In Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
• In Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes .

Toroidal Cup

Boylston in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season

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Summary

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• In Toroidal/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Orlando Business Majors 2-3.

Rainbow Cup

Boylston in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations and the Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Orlando Business Majors .
  • They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 67🌈 to finish 14🌈 ahead of the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Delaware Corporate Shells .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 19🌈 behind the first-place Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Mobile Wheels and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Alewife Arsonists .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53🌈 to finish 26🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Mobile Wheels .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 30🌈 behind the first-place San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 16 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Louisville Illusionists and the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
  • They earned the second spot in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Louisville Illusionists .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 52🌈 to finish 4🌈 behind the first-place Grand Junction Conjunctions .

Klein Cup

Boylston in the Klein Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Klein/Season 3 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
• In Klein/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 13 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence , 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Klein/Season 21 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Klein Cup Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds , 3-4.

Hellmouth II Cup

Boylston in the Hellmouth II Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}

• In Hellmouth II/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Vegas Vampires 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth II Cup champions by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 19 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.

Hellmouth III Cup

Boylston in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}

• In Hellmouth III/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 to became Hellmouth III Cup champions.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Vegas Vampires 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth III Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-2.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Jersey OSHA Violations .

Hellmouth IV Cup

Boylston in the Hellmouth IV Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

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• In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Vegas Vampires 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 3 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 6 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-0 to became Hellmouth IV Cup champions.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 7 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 13 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 15 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 16 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the Elko Astronauts 4-2.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers , 1-4.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Phoenix Freshrolls 4-0 to became Hellmouth IV Cup champions.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
• In Hellmouth IV/Season 24 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.

Hellmouth V Cup

Boylston in the Hellmouth V Cup

Performance Chart

Summary

{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BB}}

• In Hellmouth V/Season 2 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth V Cup Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers , 3-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 4 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-2.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 10 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Hellmouth V/Season 12 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 14 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Milwaukee Flamingos 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Hellmouth V Cup champions by defeating the Albuquerque Solarpunks 4-1.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 17 the Boylston Boogers were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 19 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 20 the Boylston Boogers were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 22 the Boylston Boogers were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-4.
• In Hellmouth V/Season 23 the Boylston Boogers were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.