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The Vegas Vampires
(The Vamps) are a Golly team from Las Vegas, Nevada. They joined the league during the Toroidal Cup, replacing the
Orlando Business Majors
.
The Vegas Vampires are absolutely adamant that they are not vampires, it is just a totally fictional made-up mascot for the team, and they will publicly challenge anyone who claims they are vampires.
The Vampires are exclusively active after sundown and have never been seen in daylight. They insist their unusual sleeping schedule is "for work," and that they are employed by "a casino." They further claim that any resemblance of their dwelling place to Eastern European castles is purely in keeping with the aesthetics and theme of the casino. Any perceived aversion to garlic is due to a "gastrointestinal condition".
When the Vampires were added as a Hellmouth Cup expansion team, it quickly became clear to fans and players alike that the Vegas Vampires are exceedingly powerful, well-connected, and possess a vast fortune. The Vampires are exceedingly secret about their past and about team activities. The source of their power and connections remains unknown.
While some teams have speculated that the Vampires are time travelers from the future, which is how they accumulated their vast fortune and connections, others argue that this is highly unlikely as it would involve multiple clashing genres.
Toroidal Cup
History
Vegas in the Toroidal Cup Season by Season
Chart
Summary
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Toroidal/Season 22 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 24 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the
San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.
- They defeated the
Posters
Rainbow Cup
History
Vegas in the Rainbow Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{RainbowRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Rainbow/Season 2 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 13🌈 behind the first-place
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the
- In Rainbow/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes and the
Phoenix Freshrolls .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Salt Lake Turbulence and the
Albuquerque Solarpunks .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Tucson Butchers .
- They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place
Mobile Wheels .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 12 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls and the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 13 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
Sacramento Boot Lickers .
- They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 50🌈 to finish 22🌈 behind the first-place
Alewife Arsonists .
- They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the
- In Rainbow/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds and the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Phoenix Freshrolls and the
Seattle Sneakers .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 19 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Tucson Butchers and the
Grand Junction Conjunctions .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
- In Rainbow/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Grand Junction Conjunctions and the
San Diego Balloon Animals .
- They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the
Klein Cup
History
Vegas in the Klein Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{KleinRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Klein/Season 1 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 5 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds .
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 6 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Klein/Season 9 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Alewife Arsonists .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Klein/Season 15 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 20 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 21 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Klein/Season 22 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth II Cup
History
Vegas in the Hellmouth II Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Hellmouth II/Season 3 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 8 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 16 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 21 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth II/Season 24 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth III Cup
History
Vegas in the Hellmouth III Cup Season by Season
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Delaware Corporate Shells .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boylston Boogers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Albuquerque Solarpunks , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Alewife Arsonists 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Fargo Flea Flickers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They swept the
Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the
Elko Astronauts , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Hellmouth IV Cup
History
Vegas in the Hellmouth IV Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthIVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 1 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Fargo Flea Flickers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They became Hellmouth IV Cup champions by defeating the
Phoenix Freshrolls 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 5 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 9 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 17 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 19 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
- They defeated the
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
- They lost the Hellmouth IV Cup Series to the
San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Hellmouth IV/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
San Francisco Boat Shoes .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Hellmouth V Cup
History
Vegas in the Hellmouth V Cup
Performance Chart
Summary
{{HellmouthVRankList SeasonAllTime Chron VV}}
- In Hellmouth V/Season 3 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Detroit Grape Chews .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 8 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Boylston Boogers 1-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 16 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
Jersey OSHA Violations .
- They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the
- In Hellmouth V/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.
- They lost the Hot League Division Series to the
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