Difference between revisions of "Purple Gang"

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The Purple Gang was an attempted Klein Cup reincarnation of the famed, but ultimately doomed and cursed, Big Purple Machine which showed immense promise in the Hellmouth Cup postseason, only to bomb out and choke in the most critical moments. Much like its namesake, the Purple Gang was forged in the fire of dominance in a sweep of bitter rivals, only to be immediately self-extinguished, leading to repeated chokes at the most crucial moments.

The Purple Gang was originally forged in the camraderie of the Detroit Grape Chews disposal of their bitter rivals, the Milwaukee Flamingos , with a paper bag over the Mingos' head, tossed in the back of a pickup truck and driven out to a "Grape Processing Facility" in Little Jerusalem.

The Chews began to experience unprecedented success as the Purple Gang in reaching the Championship Series round, only to be denied, shut out, and dismantled in the most painful and humiliating of ways:

Klein/Season 13: The Boylston Boogers defeated the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-3.
Klein/Season 15: The San Francisco Boat Shoes defeated the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-3.
Klein/Season 16: The Delaware Corporate Shells swept the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-0.
Klein/Season 18: The Fargo Flea Flickers defeated the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-2.
Klein/Season 20: The Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers defeated the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-2.
Klein/Season 24: The Boylston Boogers defeated the Purple Gang Detroit Grape Chews 4-1.

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+The [[Purple Gang]] was an attempted [[Klein Cup]] reincarnation of the famed, but ultimately doomed and cursed, [[Big Purple Machine]] which showed immense promise in the [[Hellmouth Cup]] postseason, only to bomb out and choke in the most critical moments. Much like its namesake, the Purple Gang was forged in the fire of dominance in a sweep of bitter rivals, only to be immediately self-extinguished, leading to repeated chokes at the most crucial moments.
-* season 13: They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the BB.png Boylston Boogers 3-4.
-* season 15: They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-4.
+The [[Purple Gang]] was originally forged in the camraderie of the {{CTeam|DET}} disposal of their bitter rivals, the {{CTeam|MILF}}, with a paper bag over the Mingos' head, tossed in the back of a pickup truck and driven out to a "Grape Processing Facility" in Little Jerusalem.
-* season 16: They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells .
-* season 18: They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the FFF.png Fargo Flea Flickers 2-4.
+The Chews began to experience unprecedented success as the [[Purple Gang]] in reaching the Championship Series round, only to be denied, shut out, and dismantled in the most painful and humiliating of ways:
-* season 20: They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-4.
-* season 24: They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the BB.png Boylston Boogers 1-4.
+* [[Klein/Season 13]]: The {{CTeam|BB}} defeated the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-3.
+* [[Klein/Season 15]]: The {{CTeam|SFBS}} defeated the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-3.
+* [[Klein/Season 16]]: The {{CTeam|DECO}} swept the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-0.
+* [[Klein/Season 18]]: The {{CTeam|FFF}} defeated the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-2.
+* [[Klein/Season 20]]: The {{CTeam|SGE}} defeated the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-2.
+* [[Klein/Season 24]]: The {{CTeam|BB}} defeated the [[Purple Gang]] {{CTeam|DET}} 4-1.
+[[Category:Choke Artist]]
+[[Category:Klein Cup Lore]]
+[[Category:DET]]