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* Announcement of the formation of the [[Rainbow Cup]], with teams from the [[Toroidal Cup]] league | * Announcement of the formation of the [[Rainbow Cup]], with teams from the [[Toroidal Cup]] league | ||
| + | * Announcement of the loss of [[Choke Artist]] status for the {{CTeam|SS}}, who won the [[Toroidal Cup]] in [[Toroidal/Season 20|Season 20]] | ||
* Announcement of the infamous [[Cancel Texas Memo]] in which the Commissioner doomed the {{CTeam|BTX}} to be incinerated, and punished the {{CTeam|FWPT}} to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals, thus creating the {{CTeam|BPT}} | * Announcement of the infamous [[Cancel Texas Memo]] in which the Commissioner doomed the {{CTeam|BTX}} to be incinerated, and punished the {{CTeam|FWPT}} to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals, thus creating the {{CTeam|BPT}} | ||
* Announcement of the end of the investigation of the {{CTeam|MILF}} and sanctioning their marriage to the {{CTeam|TB}} | * Announcement of the end of the investigation of the {{CTeam|MILF}} and sanctioning their marriage to the {{CTeam|TB}} | ||
| − | In the wake of [[Toroidal/Season 20]] | + | In the wake of [[Toroidal/Season 20]], historians and experts widely agree that the media war waged by the Flamingos, and their secret shotgun wedding legal strategy, was brilliantly executed and marked a significant erosion of the power of the Commissioner.<noinclude> |
[[Category:Lore Fragments]] | [[Category:Lore Fragments]] | ||
[[Category:Toroidal Cup Lore]] | [[Category:Toroidal Cup Lore]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Midwest Love Triangle]] | ||
| + | [[Category:MILF]] | ||
| + | [[Category:TB]] | ||
</noinclude> | </noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 12:41, 28 November 2025
In Toroidal/Season 19 the Commissioner's Office publicly disclosed the marriage of the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and
Tucson Butchers
in an attempt to gain control of the media narrative around the investigation. The result was widespread shock and dismay. Many people discussed whether it was a sign that the Commissioner of Golly was letting the entire splort unravel.
The Flamingos and Butchers seized on the media narrative of a lax Commissioner who was playing fast and loose with the rules, and waged a media war that pressured the Commissioner to shut down the investigation, which had been stymied by spousal privilege, lack of evidence, and a general sentiment that this was a whole lot of effort going into something that wasn't particularly important.
At the end of Toroidal/Season 20, the Commissioner's Office made several important announcements:
- Announcement of the formation of the Rainbow Cup, with teams from the Toroidal Cup league
- Announcement of the loss of Choke Artist status for the
Seattle Sneakers
, who won the Toroidal Cup in Season 20 - Announcement of the infamous Cancel Texas Memo in which the Commissioner doomed the
Baltimore Texas
to be incinerated, and punished the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
to take on the hometown and team colors of their bitter rivals, thus creating the
Baltimore Piano Tuners
- Announcement of the end of the investigation of the
Milwaukee Flamingos
and sanctioning their marriage to the
Tucson Butchers
In the wake of Toroidal/Season 20, historians and experts widely agree that the media war waged by the Flamingos, and their secret shotgun wedding legal strategy, was brilliantly executed and marked a significant erosion of the power of the Commissioner.