Cali Crown

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Cali Crown
Teams Involved

San Francisco Boat Shoes logo

San Francisco Boat Shoes

Sacramento Boot Lickers logo

Sacramento Boot Lickers
League Info
League Hot League
Division  
Artifact
Name Portrait of Juice (colloquially: Juice)
Description An 8-foot-by-5-foot oil painting of a sea iguana named Juice (who was the subject of a legal dispute between the Sacramento Zoo and the San Francisco Zoo) but the painting is of an alternate universe where reptiles become superintelligent and take over the planet and Juice is the emperor of all the reptiles
Location
  • San Francisco Boat Shoes:
  • Sacramento Boot Lickers:
Divination
Arcana The Last Judgement (XX)
Title The Spirit of the Primal Fire
Mood annoyed
 
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The Cali Crown is one of the most storied and intense rivalries in all of Golly. It is between the Northern California big city primadonnas, the San Francisco Boat Shoes, and their meek, obeisant neighbors at the state capital, the Sacramento Boot Lickers.

Season 3 Fixing Scandal

Main: Season 3/Fixing Scandal

During Season 3 the Boot Lickers had the humiliation of having to wear the Cali Crown while watching their rivals the San Francisco Boat Shoes win the hellmouth Cup against the Elko Astronauts. However, the newly-crowned champion San Francisco Boat Shoes were quickly ensnared in scandal.

As the circumstances around the Boat Shoes' victory came into question, the Sacramento Boot Lickers remained largely silent on the matter in public. However, several news outlets reported on back channels opened by the Boot Lickers to help direct legal firepower and financial backing for the lawsuit that the entire Golly league filed against the San Francisco Boat Shoes.

When the Boat Shoes called out the Boot Lickers to come clean on the matter of financial backing for lawsuits against the Boat Shoes, the Boot Lickers responded by calling out the Boat Shoes to return their tainted Hellmouth Cup. The matter remains unsettled but is no longer disputed publicly.

Season 4 Boot Lickers Bankruptcy

Main: Season 4/Sacramento Boot Lickers Bankruptcy

Following the contentious events of Season 3, the Boot Lickers went on to win their division in Season 4 with a late-series run for the playoffs, and went all the way, winning the championship against the Long Beach Flightless Birds.

However, the Boot Lickers went bankrupt following the championship victory, in a rapid descent that left the Boat Shoes feeling almost sympathetic. Their sympathy evaporated after losing the Cali Crown to the Boot Lickers two more years in a row.

Season by Season Results

Hellmouth Cup

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes vs. SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers
Hellmouth Cup Regular Season Meetings
Season Wins Points Crown Winner
S1  SFBS.png  4 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  873 - 431  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S2  SFBS.png  4 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  942 - 531  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S3  SFBS.png  3 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  660 - 1,177  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S4  SFBS.png  3 - 5  SAC.png   SFBS.png  886 - 1,243  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S5  SFBS.png  1 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  517 - 712  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S6  SFBS.png  4 - 4  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,123 - 1,395  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S7  SFBS.png  7 - 4  SAC.png   SFBS.png  2,021 - 1,364  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S8  SFBS.png  1 - 5  SAC.png   SFBS.png  533 - 934  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S9  SFBS.png  1 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  203 - 224  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S10  SFBS.png  9 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,842 - 1,120  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S11  SFBS.png  0 - 4  SAC.png   SFBS.png  370 - 845  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S12  SFBS.png  4 - 7  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,285 - 2,158  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S13  SFBS.png  5 - 5  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,381 - 1,412  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S14  SFBS.png  5 - 4  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,662 - 1,243  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S15  SFBS.png  1 - 5  SAC.png   SFBS.png  579 - 1,128  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S16  SFBS.png  2 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  398 - 528  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S17  SFBS.png  2 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  565 - 610  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S18  SFBS.png  6 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,323 - 755  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S20  SFBS.png  7 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,237 - 725  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S21  SFBS.png  2 - 4  SAC.png   SFBS.png  486 - 829  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S22  SFBS.png  3 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  566 - 377  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S23  SFBS.png  1 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  363 - 602  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S24  SFBS.png  5 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  1,118 - 991  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes


SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes vs. SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers
Hellmouth Cup Postseason Meetings
Season Postseason Wins Postseason Points Postseason Crown Winner
S1  SFBS.png  3 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  555 - 568  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S12  SFBS.png  3 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  869 - 754  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S16  SFBS.png  2 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  573 - 659  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers


Toroidal Cup

SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes vs. SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers
Toroidal Cup Regular Season Meetings
Season Wins Points Crown Winner
S1  SFBS.png  1 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  283 - 266  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S2  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  176 - 147  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S3  SFBS.png  0 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  179 - 193  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S4  SFBS.png  0 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  332 - 465  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S5  SFBS.png  0 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  51 - 271  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S6  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  182 - 168  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S7  SFBS.png  0 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  147 - 439  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S8  SFBS.png  0 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  43 - 204  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S9  SFBS.png  0 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  96 - 239  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S10  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  179 - 138  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S11  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  249 - 74  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
S12  SFBS.png  2 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  392 - 215  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S14  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  205 - 94  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S16  SFBS.png  0 - 2  SAC.png   SFBS.png  181 - 338  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
 
S19  SFBS.png  1 - 1  SAC.png   SFBS.png  221 - 260  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers
S20  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  131 - 116  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes
 
S24  SFBS.png  1 - 0  SAC.png   SFBS.png  190 - 148  SAC.png  San Francisco Boat Shoes


SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes vs. SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers
Toroidal Cup Postseason Meetings
Season Postseason Wins Postseason Points Postseason Crown Winner
S15  SFBS.png  2 - 3  SAC.png   SFBS.png  769 - 737  SAC.png  Sacramento Boot Lickers


Navboxes

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