Purple Gang
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The Purple Gang was an attempted Klein Cup reincarnation of the famed, but ultimately doomed and cursed, Big Purple Machine which showed immense promise in the Hellmouth Cup postseason, only to bomb out and choke in the most critical moments.
The Purple Gang was forged in the camraderie of the
Detroit Grape Chews
disposal of their bitter rivals, the
Milwaukee Flamingos
, with a pickup truck
out to a "Grape Processing Facility" in Little Jerusalem.
However, they began to experience highly volatile performance as the Purple Gang, consistently reaching the Championship Series round, only to be denied in the most painful ways, like being repeatedly killed and resurrected:
- Klein/Season 13: The
Boylston Boogers
defeated the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
4-3. - Klein/Season 15: The
San Francisco Boat Shoes
defeated the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
4-3. - Klein/Season 16: The
Delaware Corporate Shells
swept the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
. - Klein/Season 18: The
Fargo Flea Flickers
defeated the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
4-2. - Klein/Season 20: The
Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers
defeated the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
4-2. - Klein/Season 24: The
Boylston Boogers
defeated the Purple Gang
Detroit Grape Chews
4-1.