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The Baltimore Texas are were are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The Baltimore Texas are known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason without ever winning a pennant. Their Hot League counterparts are the Detroit Grape Chews.

The Baltimore Texas were incinerated at the end of Toroidal/Season 20 as part of the Cancel Texas Memo. On October 10, 2021, shortly after the Toroidal/Season 20 postseason had ended, a planned incineration ceremony for the Baltimore Texas was cut short when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button and incinerated the Texas before the ceremony began. Following the event, the Commissioner established Ten Ten, an annual holiday for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated.

The Baltimore Texas were reincarnated and reinstated as the Baltimore Texas II for the Hellmouth III Cup. The entire city of Baltimore breathed a collective sigh of relief when the much-reviled and widely-despised Baltimore Piano Tuners (composed of humiliated members of the former hated rivals Ft. Worth Piano Tuners ) were incinerated.