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The
Sand City Sidewinders
are a Golly team from Sand City, California. They are also known as "The One Point Wonder," although this nickname annoys them greatly.
Team Character
Sidewinders in the Pseudo Cup
Sidewinders in the Dragon Cup
The Squeaky Sweep
Main: Squeaky Sweep
In Dragon/Season 17 the
Sand City Sidewinders
swept the
Berkeley Brutalists
4-0 in the Season 17 Dragon Cup Series in the Squeaky Sweep. It was only the second sweep that had ever occurred in the Dragon Cup. It happened one season after the first sweep (see the Season 16 Dragon Cup Series).
The sweep earned the nickname The Squeaky Sweep because the
Sand City Sidewinders
won the clinching Game 4 by one single point: the final score was 5,850 - 5,849 (
23792408-4863-4c88-9033-2a338076187f). When the loss occurred, and the game clock ticked its final tick, the grid was immediately rushed by Sidewinders fans, making it impossible for the Brutalists to challenge the ruling of the Grid Umpires - and leading to a slew of conspiracy theories that are widely and regularly discussed among the Brutalist collective. Brutalists fans have developed an elaborate oral tradition and a network of historians to preserve memories of the most culturally significant conspiracy theories surrounding the Squeaky Sweep.
The Brutalists are convinced that they can simply have the final call of the game declared incorrect after the fact by a Grid Umpire, which would lead to the outcome of the game getting tossed, which would force the entire series outcome to be invalidated, which would leave the final champion undetermined, which would make that postseason a violation of the rules, which would render it null, void, and invalid. (Despite the Dragon Cup having concluded, the Brutalists are still pursuing legal options.)
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| Winner | W Score | Margin | L Score | Loser | Link | ||
| Game 1 | Sand City Sidewinders | 37,016 | 0.76% | 36,734 | Berkeley Brutalists | ||
| Game 2 | Sand City Sidewinders | 9,376 | 19.73% | 7,526 | Berkeley Brutalists | ||
| Game 3 | Sand City Sidewinders | 52,927 | 59.91% | 21,221 | Berkeley Brutalists | ||
| Game 4 | Sand City Sidewinders | 5,850 | 0.02% | 5,849 | Berkeley Brutalists | ||
The Brutalists did manage to get revenge on the Sidewinders; the
Sand City Sidewinders
had humiliated the
Berkeley Brutalists
with a sweep in a Cup series, but fans generally viewed the Brutalists more favorably. Seizing on this, the Brutalists began a major media blitz, with ads featuring the Sidewinders nickname, "The One Point Wonder" - diminishing their victory and tarnishing their reputation. The ads included celebrities, actors, and puppies, and was a grand success and resulted in the Sidewinders' One Point Wonder nickname sticking permanently.
The Squeaky Sweep is considered the most significant single-season defeat since the stunning upset of the
Oakland Bees
in the final generations of Game 7 of the Season 1 Pseudo Cup Series.
Season by Season Summary
Peudo Cup Summary
- In Pseudo/Season 1 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
- In Pseudo/Season 2 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Monterey Meteorologists
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. - They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Freedom Fries
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. - They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Aptos Investigators
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. - They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the
Mountain View Miners
, 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Pseudo/Season 7 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Moss Landing Daredevils
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 9 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seaside Swashbucklers
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. - They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the
Hayward Pipelines
, 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Monterey Meteorologists
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Aptos Investigators
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. - They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the
Richmond Slicks
4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Moss Landing Daredevils
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 16 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
Seaside Swashbucklers
.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
- In Pseudo/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Santa Cruz Bananas
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the
Davenport Cliff Divers
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Davenport Cliff Divers
1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Dragon Cup Summary
- In Dragon/Season 1 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Dragon/Season 3 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Freedom Fries
.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
- In Dragon/Season 4 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Aptos Investigators
.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
- In Dragon/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Moss Landing Daredevils
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Davenport Cliff Divers
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the
Oakland Bees
4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 9 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They were the first Monterey Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 40.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Dragon/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Freedom Fries
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 11 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Dragon/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Dragon/Season 14 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Carmel Yacht Club
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the
Richmond Slicks
4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 17 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Davenport Cliff Divers
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They swept the
Berkeley Brutalists
4-0 to became Dragon Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 19 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Monterey Meteorologists
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Dragon/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They were the first Monterey Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 44.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Dragon/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Star Cup Summary
- In Star/Season 1 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 2 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Aptos Investigators
2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 3 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Star/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Aptos Investigators
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Santa Cruz Bananas
4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They lost the Star Cup Series to the
Richmond Slicks
, 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Star/Season 9 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Carmel Yacht Club
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Aptos Investigators
4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They became Star Cup champions by defeating the
Berkeley Brutalists
4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Aptos Investigators
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 11 the Sand City Sidewinders did not reach the postseason.
- They were the first Monterey Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
- They finished in last place in the Monterey Bay League.
- In Star/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Santa Cruz Bananas
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 14 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Davenport Cliff Divers
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They became Star Cup champions by defeating the
Oakland Bees
4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Freedom Fries
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 16 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Davenport Cliff Divers
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
4-2 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. - They swept the
Sausalito Bouncy Castles
4-0 to became Star Cup champions.
- They swept the
- In Star/Season 19 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Aptos Investigators
3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Monterey Meteorologists
3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists
1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 22 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Freedom Fries
2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Freedom Fries
3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 24 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps
3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. - They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Santa Cruz Bananas
3-4.
- They swept the
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