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The Sand City Sidewinders
are a Golly team from Sand City, California. Since the Squeaky Sweep in Dragon Cup Season 17, they have been widely referred to as the "One Point Wonder," in spite of (or because of) the fact that this nickname annoys them greatly.
Team Character
Sidewinders in the Pseudo Cup
Sidewinders in the Dragon Cup
The Squeaky Sweep
Main: Squeaky Sweep
In Dragon/Season 17 the Sand City Sidewinders
swept the
Berkeley Brutalists
4-0 in the Season 17 Dragon Cup Series in the Squeaky Sweep. It was only the second sweep that had ever occurred in the Dragon Cup. It happened one season after the first sweep (see the Season 16 Dragon Cup Series).
The sweep earned the nickname The Squeaky Sweep because the Berkeley Brutalists
lost Game 4 by a single point. The final score was 5,850 - 5,849 (see
23792408-4863-4c88-9033-2a338076187f). The loss occurred in the final generations of the game, and the grid was immediately rushed by fans, making it impossible for the Brutalists to challenge the ruling of the Grid Umpires and leading to a slew of conspiracy theories that are widely discussed in online forums. These forums are hosted on public computers in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library, and as those computers are occasionally stolen, Brutalists fans have developed an elaborate network of oral historians to preserve the most culturally significant conspiracy theories surrounding the Squeaky Sweep.
The Brutalists are convinced that all they need to do is have the final call of the game declared incorrect after the fact by a Grid Umpire, and that would lead to the outcome of the game getting tossed out, forcing the entire series outcome to be invalidated, leaving the final champion undetermined, making the postseason a violation of the rules, rendering it null, void, and invalid. To this day, despite the Dragon Cup having concluded, the Brutalists are still pursuing various legal options.
The Brutalists did manage to get revenge on the Sidewinders; despite a dominant postseason performance by the Sand City Sidewinders
, which culminated in a rare championship series sweep of the Brutalists and the establishment of a Sidewinders Dynasty, the Sidewinders were viewed less favorably after the sweep by nearly all of the fans, eventually becoming known by the derisive nickname, "The One Point Wonder". The Brutalists were behind a major media blitz with ads featuring the "One Point Wonder" nickname to diminish the Sidewinders' victory and tarnish their reputation. The ads included celebrities, actors, and puppies. The campaign was a smashing success, resulting in the Sidewinders' One Point Wonder nickname sticking permanently.
The Squeaky Sweep is considered the most significant single-season defeat since the stunning upset of the Oakland Bees
in the final generations of Game 7 of the Season 1 Pseudo Cup Series.
Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Sand City Sidewinders
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Sand City Sidewinders in the Pseudo Cup
{{PseudoRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SCS}}
- In Pseudo/Season 1 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
- In Pseudo/Season 2 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Monterey Meteorologists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps .
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Freedom Fries 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Aptos Investigators 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four.
- They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the
Mountain View Miners , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Pseudo/Season 7 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Moss Landing Daredevils 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 9 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Seaside Swashbucklers 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four.
- They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the
Hayward Pipelines , 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Monterey Meteorologists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Aptos Investigators 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four.
- They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the
Richmond Slicks 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Moss Landing Daredevils 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
- In Pseudo/Season 16 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
Seaside Swashbucklers .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the
- In Pseudo/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Santa Cruz Bananas 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the
Davenport Cliff Divers 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Pseudo/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Davenport Cliff Divers 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the
Sand City Sidewinders in the Dragon Cup
{{DragonRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SCS}}
- In Dragon/Season 3 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Freedom Fries .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
- In Dragon/Season 4 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Aptos Investigators .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
- In Dragon/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Moss Landing Daredevils 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by sweeping the
Davenport Cliff Divers 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the
Oakland Bees 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Freedom Fries 2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Dragon/Season 14 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Carmel Yacht Club 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the
Richmond Slicks 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 17 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Davenport Cliff Divers 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Berkeley Brutalists 4-0 to became Dragon Cup champions.
- They defeated the
- In Dragon/Season 19 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Monterey Meteorologists 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Dragon/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Sand City Sidewinders in the Star Cup
{{StarRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SCS}}
- In Star/Season 1 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 2 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Aptos Investigators 2-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Aptos Investigators 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Santa Cruz Bananas 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They lost the Star Cup Series to the
Richmond Slicks , 2-4.
- They swept the
- In Star/Season 9 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Carmel Yacht Club 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Aptos Investigators 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Star Cup champions by defeating the
Berkeley Brutalists 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 10 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Aptos Investigators 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Santa Cruz Bananas 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 14 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Davenport Cliff Divers 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Star Cup champions by defeating the
Oakland Bees 4-1.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Freedom Fries 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 16 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Davenport Cliff Divers 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 4-2 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They swept the
Sausalito Bouncy Castles 4-0 to became Star Cup champions.
- They swept the
- In Star/Season 19 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Aptos Investigators 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Monterey Meteorologists 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 22 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Freedom Fries 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Freedom Fries 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star/Season 24 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Santa Cruz Bananas 3-4.
- They swept the
Sand City Sidewinders in the Star II Cup
{{StarIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SCS}}
- In Star II/Season 6 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Davenport Cliff Divers 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 7 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
Pacific Grove Monarchists .
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the
- In Star II/Season 11 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Davenport Cliff Divers 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star II/Season 14 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Monterey Meteorologists 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series by the
Aptos Investigators .
- They swept the
- In Star II/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 16 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Carmel Yacht Club 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 17 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 18 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Aptos Investigators 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 19 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Santa Cruz Bananas 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Freedom Fries 1-4.
- They defeated the
- In Star II/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Carmel Yacht Club 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star II/Season 22 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Davenport Cliff Divers 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Sand City Sidewinders in the Star III Cup
{{StarIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron SCS}}
- In Star III/Season 2 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star III/Season 4 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Carmel Yacht Club 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star III/Season 8 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Aptos Investigators 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Star III Cup champions by defeating the
Berkeley Brutalists 4-2.
- They defeated the
- In Star III/Season 13 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They swept the
Carmel Yacht Club 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the
Santa Cruz Bananas 1-4.
- They swept the
- In Star III/Season 15 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Davenport Cliff Divers 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star III/Season 17 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Moss Landing Daredevils 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star III/Season 21 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Moss Landing Daredevils 2-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
- In Star III/Season 22 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They defeated the
Pacific Grove Monarchists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
- They clinched the pennant by defeating the
Monterey Meteorologists 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
- They became Star III Cup champions by defeating the
San Jose Avionics 4-3.
- They defeated the
- In Star III/Season 23 the Sand City Sidewinders were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
Freedom Fries 1-3.
- They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the
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