Pacific Grove Monarchists

Pacific Grove Monarchists
"Keep Calm and Vote for Monarchy"
Team Information
Name Pacific Grove Monarchists Primary Color #e86215 Logo    Abbreviation PGM Hometown Pacific Grove Emoji 💀 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Lovers Point Crown
Favorites
Integer 352
Divination
Element Earth Power Word Butterflies
Motto
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The Pacific Grove Monarchists are a Golly team from Pacific Grove, California. They replaced the Seaside Swashbucklers , who were incinerated at the end of Toroidal/Season 20 (as part of the Thuper Crown). The Monarchists are vocal proponents of monarchy, advocating for the monarchy to the point of alienating family and friends. They are also members of an organized butterfly protection racket.

Team Character

The Pacific Grove Monarchists are members of an organized butterfly protection racket.

The Monarchists spend much of their free time volunteering for the City of Pacific Grove. City Ordinance Number 352 makes it illegal to kill or to threaten a butterfly, punishable by a $1,000 fine, so the Monarchists will help the City to make extra cash by cruising the town looking for people threatening butterflies.

The City of Pacific Grove has received numerous complaints over the years from innocent residents who have been hassled by the Pacific Grove Monarchists for allegedly threatening butterflies. Many upset residents claim the arrangement is just a butterfly protection racket being run by city council members, who are using a Golly team for muscle. The City has even gone so far as to set aside special "zones" throughout the city, which are sanctioned areas of the city that are exclusively controlled by the butterflies.

Monarchists in the Dragon Cup

Dragon Division Firewall

In the Dragon Cup, the Pacific Grove Monarchists reached the postseason 4 times (S1, S8, S9, S11) only to lose in the League Division Series each time. Fans of the Monarchists refer to this inability to progress past the Division Series ad the "Division Series Firewall," or simply The Firewall.

A panel of psychoanalysts was commissioned by the Monarchists to look into possible reasons for their poor performance in the Division Series. The psychoanalysts found that in each of the four division series, their Lovers Point Crown anti-rivals, the Monterey Meteorologists , were in the other division series. They have hypothesized that the Monarchists, being overcautious by nature and not wanting to irk their anti-rivals the Meteorologists, have simply opted not to take the risk of having to face the Meteorologists in the League Championship Series.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Pacific Grove Monarchists .

Pacific Grove Monarchists in the Pseudo Cup

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• In Pseudo/Season 24 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Aptos Investigators 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four.
  • They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Mountain View Miners 4-2.

Pacific Grove Monarchists in the Dragon Cup

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• In Dragon/Season 1 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Freedom Fries 1-3.
• In Dragon/Season 8 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 9 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Davenport Cliff Divers 1-3.
• In Dragon/Season 11 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the Carmel Yacht Club .
• In Dragon/Season 12 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Monterey Meteorologists 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 13 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Sand City Sidewinders 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the Berkeley Brutalists 4-2.
• In Dragon/Season 14 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Freedom Fries 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Sand City Sidewinders 1-3.

Pacific Grove Monarchists in the Star Cup

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• In Star/Season 1 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Sand City Sidewinders 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Monterey Meteorologists 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Star Cup champions by defeating the San Jose Avionics 4-2.
• In Star/Season 4 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Santa Cruz Bananas 1-3.
• In Star/Season 6 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Santa Cruz Bananas 2-3.
• In Star/Season 8 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Freedom Fries 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Santa Cruz Bananas 1-4.
• In Star/Season 11 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Santa Cruz Bananas 2-4.
• In Star/Season 12 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Carmel Yacht Club 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Monterey Meteorologists 2-4.
• In Star/Season 13 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Aptos Investigators 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Santa Cruz Bananas 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Star Cup Series to the Oakland Bees , 3-4.
• In Star/Season 14 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Freedom Fries 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Sand City Sidewinders 3-4.
• In Star/Season 15 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Monterey Meteorologists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sand City Sidewinders 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They swept the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 4-0 to became Star Cup champions.
• In Star/Season 21 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sand City Sidewinders 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Star Cup champions by defeating the Hayward Pipelines 4-3.
• In Star/Season 23 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the Boulder Creek Cardsharps .

Pacific Grove Monarchists in the Star II Cup

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• In Star II/Season 5 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 1-3.
• In Star II/Season 6 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Moss Landing Daredevils 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Davenport Cliff Divers 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Star II Cup Series to the San Jose Avionics , 1-4.
• In Star II/Season 7 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Sand City Sidewinders 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Davenport Cliff Divers 1-4.
• In Star II/Season 11 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
• In Star II/Season 13 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Moss Landing Daredevils 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Aptos Investigators 1-4.
• In Star II/Season 15 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Sand City Sidewinders 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Aptos Investigators 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Star II Cup Series to the Hayward Pipelines , 2-4.
• In Star II/Season 16 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Carmel Yacht Club 3-4.
• In Star II/Season 18 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Freedom Fries 2-3.
• In Star II/Season 20 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Aptos Investigators 2-3.
• In Star II/Season 22 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Monterey Meteorologists 1-3.
• In Star II/Season 23 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Freedom Fries 1-3.

Pacific Grove Monarchists in the Star III Cup

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• In Star III/Season 2 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Monterey Meteorologists 2-3.
• In Star III/Season 3 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the Santa Cruz Bananas .
• In Star III/Season 5 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Aptos Investigators 3-4.
• In Star III/Season 6 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Santa Cruz Bananas 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Star III Cup Series to the San Jose Avionics , 3-4.
• In Star III/Season 7 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 2-3.
• In Star III/Season 10 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the Boulder Creek Cardsharps .
• In Star III/Season 11 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Aptos Investigators 1-3.
• In Star III/Season 12 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-4.
• In Star III/Season 14 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Monterey Meteorologists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Santa Cruz Bananas 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Star III Cup champions by defeating the Richmond Slicks 4-3.
• In Star III/Season 17 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Santa Cruz Bananas 1-3.
• In Star III/Season 18 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 4-3 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Star III Cup champions by defeating the Berkeley Brutalists 4-1.
• In Star III/Season 21 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They swept the Freedom Fries 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Moss Landing Daredevils 4-2 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They became Star III Cup champions by defeating the San Jose Avionics 4-2.
• In Star III/Season 22 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Sand City Sidewinders 1-3.
• In Star III/Season 24 the Pacific Grove Monarchists were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League.
  • They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Aptos Investigators 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Star III Cup Series by the Sausalito Bouncy Castles .

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