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| − | The {{CTeam|BTX}} | + | The <s>{{CTeam|BTX}} were</s> {{CTeam|BTX2}} are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The original Baltimore Texas, and their reincarnation as the Baltimore Texas II, are known as '''The Cold League Choke Artists''' due to their numerous appearances in the postseason without ever winning a pennant. Their Hot League Choke Artist counterparts are the {{CTeam|DET}}. |
The {{CTeam|BTX}} were incinerated at the end of [[Toroidal/Season 20]] as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]]. On October 10, 2021, shortly after the [[Toroidal/Season 20]] postseason had ended, a planned incineration ceremony for the Baltimore Texas was cut short when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button and incinerated the Texas before the ceremony began. Following the event, the Commissioner established [[Ten Ten]], an annual holiday for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated. | The {{CTeam|BTX}} were incinerated at the end of [[Toroidal/Season 20]] as part of the [[Cancel Texas Memo]]. On October 10, 2021, shortly after the [[Toroidal/Season 20]] postseason had ended, a planned incineration ceremony for the Baltimore Texas was cut short when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button and incinerated the Texas before the ceremony began. Following the event, the Commissioner established [[Ten Ten]], an annual holiday for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated. | ||
Latest revision as of 22:04, 8 November 2025
The 
Baltimore Texas
were
Baltimore Texas II
are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The original Baltimore Texas, and their reincarnation as the Baltimore Texas II, are known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason without ever winning a pennant. Their Hot League Choke Artist counterparts are the 
Detroit Grape Chews
.
The Baltimore Texas
were incinerated at the end of Toroidal/Season 20 as part of the Cancel Texas Memo. On October 10, 2021, shortly after the Toroidal/Season 20 postseason had ended, a planned incineration ceremony for the Baltimore Texas was cut short when the Commissioner accidentally sat on the incineration button and incinerated the Texas before the ceremony began. Following the event, the Commissioner established Ten Ten, an annual holiday for teams that have not yet been incinerated to celebrate being un-incinerated.
The Baltimore Texas were reincarnated and reinstated as the Baltimore Texas II
for the Hellmouth III Cup. The entire city of Baltimore breathed a collective sigh of relief when the much-reviled and widely-despised 
Baltimore Piano Tuners
(composed of humiliated members of the former hated rivals 
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
) were incinerated.
