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==Season by Season Summary==
 
==Season by Season Summary==
  
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===Pseudo Cup Summary===
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===Peudo Cup Summary===
  
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 3]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the {{CTeam|DCD}}.
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{{SeasonBySeason PseudoCup SCB}}
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 4]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the {{CTeam|DCD}}.
 
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 9]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the {{CTeam|SSS}}.
 
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 10]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|CYC}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the {{CTeam|BCC}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 12]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the {{CTeam|CYC}}.
 
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 18]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|AI}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the {{CTeam|MM}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Pseudo/Season 21]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the {{CTeam|SCS}} 1-3.
 
  
 
===Dragon Cup Summary===
 
===Dragon Cup Summary===
  
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* In [[Dragon/Season 2]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the {{CTeam|MM}}.
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{{SeasonBySeason DragonCup SCB}}
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* In [[Dragon/Season 3]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the {{CTeam|DD}} 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|FFR}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 5]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|BCC}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 7]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|FFR}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|MM}} 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. They lost the Dragon Cup Series to the {{CTeam|SJA}}, 3-4.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 10]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FFR}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 15]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DCD}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 16]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|MM}} 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|BCC}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 19]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DCD}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 20]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|FFR}} 1-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 21]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|DD}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Dragon/Season 22]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|CYC}} 1-3.
 
  
 
===Star Cup Summary===
 
===Star Cup Summary===
  
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* In [[Star/Season 3]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AI}} 2-3.
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{{SeasonBySeason StarCup SCB}}
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* In [[Star/Season 4]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|PGM}} 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|AI}} 1-4.
 
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* In [[Star/Season 6]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|PGM}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the {{CTeam|SCS}} 3-4.
 
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* In [[Star/Season 8]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|BCC}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|PGM}} 4-1 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. They lost the Star Cup Series to the {{CTeam|RS}}, 2-4.
 
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* In [[Star/Season 9]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the {{CTeam|AI}} 2-3.
 
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* In [[Star/Season 11]] the Santa Cruz Bananas were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the {{CTeam|CYC}} 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the {{CTeam|PGM}} 4-2 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. They lost the Star Cup Series to the {{CTeam|BBR}}, 2-4.
 
  
 
==Art==
 
==Art==

Revision as of 21:59, 18 December 2022

Santa Cruz Bananas
Santa Cruz Bananas logo
"We have a-peel"
Team Information
Name Santa Cruz Bananas
Abbreviation SCB
Nickname Nanas
Primary Color #fefe67
Logo  SCB.png 
Hometown Santa Cruz
Emoji 🍌
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Divination
Power Word Literally
Motto
 
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The SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas are a Golly team from Santa Cruz, California. The team is bananas. Literally, a bunch of bananas.

Team Character

The SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas are a literal bunch of bananas.

The Blackening

Several times per season, the SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas will experience The Blackening, which is a mysterious sickness that affects the entire team and requires that the entire bunch of blackened bananas be replaced with a new, fresh bunch of bananas. (The Santa Cruz Bananas are literally a bunch of bananas.)

When The Blackening was first discovered by the Bananas in the midst of Pseudo/Season 1, their first season of existence, they were initially too embarrassed to talk about it, and attempted to keep the phenomenon a secret. However, other teams began to notice the effects of The Blackening during matches, and raised awkward questions about the foul stenches and unsightly sores they were seeing appear on the Bananas.

Eventually, the AI.png Aptos Investigators did some digging, interviewing several horticulturalists and plant pathologists, and discovered that the cause of The Blackening was a mysterious affliction that only affected members of the SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas . In the interest of public safety the Investigators publicly announced their findings, assuring all non-Santa Cruz, non-Banana teams that they were safe from the ill effects of The Blackening.

Curse of Theseus

Because of The Blackening, the SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas are required to occasionally replace the entire bunch of bananas with new bananas. This led to the nickname "Ship of Theseus" for the Bananas early on in the Pseudo Cup.

As the Pseudo Cup progressed, the Bananas continued to fail to reach the Pseudo Cup series. At the end of Pseudo/Season 9, when the Bananas were swept for a third time in the Egalitarian Eight series (and by the SSS.png Seaside Swashbucklers , of all teams, who would be incinerated for poor performance 11 seasons later), they (along with the SJA.png San Jose Avionics in the San Francisco Bay League) began to be referred to as Choke Artists. Their lack of success was attributed to The Blackening, so the subsequent curse was called the Curse of Theseus.

Bananas in the Pseudo Cup

First Occurrence of The Blackening

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Emergency Medical Horticulturalist

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Monterey Bay Choke Artists

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Bananas in the Dragon Cup

Breaking the Curse of Theseus

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Season by Season Summary

Peudo Cup Summary


Dragon Cup Summary


Star Cup Summary


Art

Cup Posters

Navboxes

Pseudo Cup Teams

Pseudo Cup logo

Pseudo Cup
Teams 		San Francisco Bay High Division

BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists

OB.png Oakland Bees

RS.png Richmond Slicks

SBC.png Sausalito Bouncy Castles

VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers

San Francisco Bay Low Division

ST.png Sutro Tower

SGSC.png San Gregorio Sand Crabs

SJA.png San Jose Avionics

MVM.png Mountain View Miners

HP.png Hayward Pipelines

Monterey Bay High Division

DCD.png Davenport Cliff Divers

BCC.png Boulder Creek Cardsharps

FFR.png Freedom Fries

SCB.png Santa Cruz Bananas

AI.png Aptos Investigators

Monterey Bay Low Division

PGM.png Pacific Grove Monarchists

DD.png Moss Landing Daredevils

CYC.png Carmel Yacht Club

MM.png Monterey Meteorologists

SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders

SSS.png Seaside Swashbucklers

Navbox Info:
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