Davenport Cliff Divers

Davenport Cliff Divers
"Caaaaaaaanon baaaaaaaallll!!"
Team Information
Name Davenport Cliff Divers Abbreviation DCD Primary Color #f2c57c Logo    Hometown Davenport Emoji 🌓 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
Favorites
Movie Any movie that isn't scary, the less scary the better
Divination
Power Word Cowards
Motto
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The Davenport Cliff Divers are a Golly team from Davenport, California.

Team Character

Despite having a name that implies a fearless nature and a courageous heart, the Davenport Cliff Divers are, in fact, enormous cowards. Placed in virtually any situation, they will always opt for the easy road and/or saving their own skin. They have no moral scruples.

Furthermore, despite having a name that implies they have been cliff-diving at least once in their life, the Cliff Divers have never been cliff-diving. Lack of cliff-diving experience is an explicit requirement in all job postings for all positions in the Cliff Divers organization.

Cowardice Crown

When the Davenport Cliff Divers and Moss Landing Daredevils first joined the league, each thought the other was a team full of brave, fearless Golly players who would pull jaw-dropping stunts or defy the limits of human ability.

However, during their first match together, the Cliff Divers and Daredevils each realized the other shared a mutual cowardice, as well as a sharp instinct for self-preservation, and the two became fast friends.

To help both teams preserve a facade of bravery for the rest of the league, they formed a secret Alliance of Cowardice group chat, which they used to organize "Extreme Adventure Trips" together, which consisted of the two teams staying inside binge-watching non-scary television shows while authoring fake social media posts about their weekend adventures bungee jumping or tightrope walking.

Season by Season Summary

Pseudo Cup Summary

• In Pseudo/Season 3 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Santa Cruz Bananas 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Freedom Fries 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the Mountain View Miners , 3-4.
• In Pseudo/Season 4 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Santa Cruz Bananas 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Richmond Slicks 4-2.
• In Pseudo/Season 5 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Moss Landing Daredevils 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 8 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Aptos Investigators 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 12 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Carmel Yacht Club .
• In Pseudo/Season 16 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Carmel Yacht Club 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 19 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Monterey Meteorologists 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 20 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the Freedom Fries .
• In Pseudo/Season 21 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Moss Landing Daredevils 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sand City Sidewinders 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Vallejo Barnstormers 4-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 23 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Sand City Sidewinders 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Oakland Bees 4-2.
• In Pseudo/Season 24 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Pacific Grove Monarchists 1-3.

Dragon Cup Summary

• In Dragon/Season 4 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Moss Landing Daredevils 1-3.
• In Dragon/Season 6 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series by the Sand City Sidewinders .
• In Dragon/Season 7 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Monterey Meteorologists 1-3.
• In Dragon/Season 9 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Pacific Grove Monarchists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Monterey Meteorologists 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the San Jose Avionics 4-3.
• In Dragon/Season 12 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Moss Landing Daredevils 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series by the Monterey Meteorologists .
• In Dragon/Season 13 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Aptos Investigators 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Pacific Grove Monarchists 1-3.
• In Dragon/Season 15 the Davenport Cliff Divers were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Santa Cruz Bananas 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Championship Series. They became Dragon Cup champions by defeating the Richmond Slicks 4-1.

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Cup Posters