Berkeley Brutalists

Berkeley Brutalists
"Primitive. Brutal. Beautiful."
Team Information
Name Berkeley Brutalists Abbreviation BBR Primary Color #d41199 Logo    Hometown Berkeley, California Emoji ☭ Status Active
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The Berkeley Brutalists are a Golly team from Berkeley, California. They are a part of the Peninsula Expansion League, introduced for the Pseudo Cup. The Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists with a wide range of interests. They generally shun technology (to the extent that it does not interfere with their academic research), and prefer nature, open spaces, and ancient heavenly connections over the harsh hum of the machinery of the starry dynamo.

The Brutalists have a quiet, intense stare that many people find unsettling. They live a stoic life, and the entire team shares a small, bare apartment on Telegraph Avenue.

Team Character

The Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists who have a wide-ranging field of academic interests that include architecture, combinatorical algorithms, post-monentary economics, theoretical astrophysics, quantum logic, queer literature, neutron irradiation, post-colonialist theory, topoology of the brain, fluid dynamics, the history of science, rational economics, and underground rivers. In their free time, they enjoy drawing on the walls with crayons.

The Brutalists are fierce proponents of parks and other public spaces, and make active efforts to incorporate parks into their daily routine. They often spend afternoons perched on a park bench, staring quietly and intensely into the distance. Often, while the Brutalists are in this rapt state, people will sit down on the park bench next to them, and carry on entire conversations, while the Brutalists stare intently off into the distance. The Brutalists have made many lifelong friends (and a few enemies) this way, many of whom they sadly do not remember because they were too busy staring quietly and intensely into the distance.

Season by Season Summary

Pseudo Cup Summary

• In Pseudo/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the San Gregorio Sand Crabs 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Richmond Slicks .
• In Pseudo/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the San Gregorio Sand Crabs 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Hayward Pipelines 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 11 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Vallejo Barnstormers 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the Monterey Meteorologists , 3-4.
• In Pseudo/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Oakland Bees 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Vallejo Barnstormers 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Jose Avionics 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Freedom Fries 4-2.
• In Pseudo/Season 23 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Hayward Pipelines 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Oakland Bees 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 24 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the San Gregorio Sand Crabs 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Mountain View Miners 1-3.

Dragon Cup Summary

• In Dragon/Season 3 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the Richmond Slicks .
• In Dragon/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the Hayward Pipelines .
• In Dragon/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the San Gregorio Sand Crabs .
• In Dragon/Season 6 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the Hayward Pipelines 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the Oakland Bees 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the San Jose Avionics 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 13 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Vallejo Barnstormers 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Jose Avionics 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series. They lost the Dragon Cup Series to the Pacific Grove Monarchists , 2-4.

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