Hayward Pipelines

Hayward Pipelines
"Stuff that in your pipe!"
Team Information
Name Hayward Pipelines Abbreviation HP Primary Color #b0b0b0 Logo    Hometown Hayward, CA Emoji 🏗 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
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Power Word Pressure
Motto
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The Hayward Pipelines are a Golly team from in Hayward, California.

Team Character

Industrious, independent, and quiet, but with a temper that is prone to erupt without warning, the Hayward Pipelines are the team you call if you need to get something done. They draw upon their wide pool of connections with contractors, construction workers, captains of industry, and even circus animals, calling all of them "a buddy of mine." The Pipelines will usually begin referring to new acquaintances as "buddy" within 5-10 minutes of meeting them.

Pipeline Network

Over many years, the Hayward Pipelines have methodically designed and installed an illicit underground pipeline network extending across most of the City of Hayward. The secret pipeline network is used to siphon pressure from the City of Hayward's pipeline network, converts it to potential energy, and stores it in large flywheels, providing the Pipelines with huge energy reserves - power that can be put toward future schemes, or sold back to the City of Hayward.

Salt Obsession

The Hayward Pipelines are obsessed with salt, which has an intoxicating effect on them. Every player on the Hayward Pipelines has a favorite salt lick, and Pipelines players have been known to travel thousands of miles to visit their favorite salt lick. Opposing teams have been known, from time to time, to spread salt throughout the grid to distract pipelines players. This practice has been strictly banned in the Peninsula League, due to the many and varied effects that salt has on other teams.

Season by Season Summary

Pseudo Cup Summary

• In Pseudo/Season 3 the Hayward Pipelines were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight by the Sutro Tower .
• In Pseudo/Season 5 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Mountain View Miners 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Moss Landing Daredevils 4-1.
• In Pseudo/Season 7 the Hayward Pipelines were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Richmond Slicks 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Oakland Bees 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Moss Landing Daredevils 4-1.
• In Pseudo/Season 8 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Vallejo Barnstormers 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 9 the Hayward Pipelines were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Oakland Bees 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Berkeley Brutalists 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Sand City Sidewinders 4-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 10 the Hayward Pipelines were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Richmond Slicks 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Mountain View Miners 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 13 the Hayward Pipelines were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the Oakland Bees 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Richmond Slicks .
• In Pseudo/Season 16 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 18 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the San Gregorio Sand Crabs 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Sutro Tower .
• In Pseudo/Season 19 the Hayward Pipelines were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Sausalito Bouncy Castles 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vallejo Barnstormers 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four. They swept the Monterey Meteorologists 4-0 to became Pseudo Cup champions.
• In Pseudo/Season 21 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They defeated the Mountain View Miners 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Vallejo Barnstormers 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 23 the Hayward Pipelines were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Berkeley Brutalists 2-3.

Dragon Cup Summary

• In Dragon/Season 2 the Hayward Pipelines were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They lost the San Francisco Bay League Division Series to the Vallejo Barnstormers 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 4 the Hayward Pipelines were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They swept the Berkeley Brutalists 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series by the Sausalito Bouncy Castles .
• In Dragon/Season 5 the Hayward Pipelines were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the Sutro Tower .
• In Dragon/Season 6 the Hayward Pipelines were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the Berkeley Brutalists .
• In Dragon/Season 14 the Hayward Pipelines were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League. They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the Richmond Slicks .

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