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The {{CTeam|BBR}} are a Golly team from Berkeley, California. They are a part of the [[Peninsula Expansion League]], introduced for the [[Pseudo Cup]]. The Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists with a wide range of interests. They generally shun technology (to the extent that it does not interfere with their academic research), and prefer nature, open spaces, and ancient heavenly connections over the harsh hum of the machinery of the starry dynamo.
 
The {{CTeam|BBR}} are a Golly team from Berkeley, California. They are a part of the [[Peninsula Expansion League]], introduced for the [[Pseudo Cup]]. The Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists with a wide range of interests. They generally shun technology (to the extent that it does not interfere with their academic research), and prefer nature, open spaces, and ancient heavenly connections over the harsh hum of the machinery of the starry dynamo.

Latest revision as of 16:55, 25 November 2025

Berkeley Brutalists
Berkeley Brutalists logo
"Primitive. Brutal. Beautiful."
Team Information
Name Berkeley Brutalists
Abbreviation BBR
Nickname Da Berk
Primary Color #d41199
Logo  BBR.png 
Hometown Berkeley, CA
Stadium The Sidewalk
Emoji
Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
Favorites
Integer 110
Movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Divination
Element Earth
Power Word Stoic
Card 10♣
Motto
 
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The BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists are a Golly team from Berkeley, California. They are a part of the Peninsula Expansion League, introduced for the Pseudo Cup. The Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists with a wide range of interests. They generally shun technology (to the extent that it does not interfere with their academic research), and prefer nature, open spaces, and ancient heavenly connections over the harsh hum of the machinery of the starry dynamo.

The Brutalists have a quiet, intense stare that many people find unsettling. They live a stoic life, and the entire team shares a small, threadbare apartment on Telegraph Avenue.

Team Character

The BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists are a commune of theorists who have a wide-ranging field of academic interests that include architecture, post-monentary economics, quantum logic, neutron irradiation, and fluid dynamics. In their free time, they enjoy drawing on the walls with crayons.

The Brutalists are fierce proponents of parks and other public spaces, and make active efforts to incorporate parks into their daily routine. They often spend afternoons perched on a park bench, staring quietly and intensely into the distance. Often, while the Brutalists are in this rapt state, people will sit down on the park bench next to them, and carry on entire conversations, while the Brutalists stare intently off into the distance. The Brutalists have made many lifelong friends (and a few enemies) this way, many of whom they sadly do not remember because they were too busy staring quietly and intensely into the distance.

Brutalists in the Pseudo Cup

Brutalists in the Dragon Cup

The Squeaky Sweep

Main: Squeaky Sweep

In Dragon/Season 17 the SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders swept the BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists 4-0 in the Season 17 Dragon Cup Series in the Squeaky Sweep. It was only the second sweep that had ever occurred in the Dragon Cup. It happened one season after the first sweep (see the Season 16 Dragon Cup Series).

The sweep earned the nickname The Squeaky Sweep because the SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders won the clinching Game 4 by one single point: the final score was 5,850 - 5,849 (DragonCup.png 23792408-4863-4c88-9033-2a338076187f). When the loss occurred, and the game clock ticked its final tick, the grid was immediately rushed by Sidewinders fans, making it impossible for the Brutalists to challenge the ruling of the Grid Umpires - and leading to a slew of conspiracy theories that are widely and regularly discussed among the Brutalist collective. Brutalists fans have developed an elaborate oral tradition and a network of historians to preserve memories of the most culturally significant conspiracy theories surrounding the Squeaky Sweep.

The Brutalists are convinced that they can simply have the final call of the game declared incorrect after the fact by a Grid Umpire, which would lead to the outcome of the game getting tossed, which would force the entire series outcome to be invalidated, which would leave the final champion undetermined, which would make that postseason a violation of the rules, which would render it null, void, and invalid. (Despite the Dragon Cup having concluded, the Brutalists are still pursuing legal options.)

Season 17 - Dragon Cup Results Table
SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders vs. BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists

  Winner W Score Margin L Score Loser Link
Game 1 Sand City Sidewinders 37,016 0.76% 36,734 Berkeley Brutalists DragonCup.png e9b85a8b-b6f1-43c9-8733-ae60672223d5
Game 2 Sand City Sidewinders 9,376 19.73% 7,526 Berkeley Brutalists DragonCup.png 802d91a1-4ed7-40ee-bb43-69e2d8417550
Game 3 Sand City Sidewinders 52,927 59.91% 21,221 Berkeley Brutalists DragonCup.png 9ee6c155-e4bc-4653-9be5-6261d948c771
Game 4 Sand City Sidewinders 5,850 0.02% 5,849 Berkeley Brutalists DragonCup.png 23792408-4863-4c88-9033-2a338076187f

The Brutalists did manage to get revenge on the Sidewinders; the SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders had humiliated the BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists with a sweep in a Cup series, but fans generally viewed the Brutalists more favorably. Seizing on this, the Brutalists began a major media blitz, with ads featuring the Sidewinders nickname, "The One Point Wonder" - diminishing their victory and tarnishing their reputation. The ads included celebrities, actors, and puppies, and was a grand success and resulted in the Sidewinders' One Point Wonder nickname sticking permanently.

The Squeaky Sweep is considered the most significant single-season defeat since the stunning upset of the OB.png Oakland Bees in the final generations of Game 7 of the Season 1 Pseudo Cup Series.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for BBR.png Berkeley Brutalists .

Berkeley Brutalists in the Pseudo Cup

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{{PseudoRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BBR}}


Berkeley Brutalists in the Dragon Cup

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{{DragonRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BBR}}

  • In Dragon/Season 2 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 3 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the RS.png Richmond Slicks .
  • In Dragon/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the HP.png Hayward Pipelines .
  • In Dragon/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 6 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They swept the HP.png Hayward Pipelines 3-0 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the OB.png Oakland Bees 2-3.
  • In Dragon/Season 7 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 12 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 13 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 14 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Dragon/Season 16 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 18 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 45.
  • In Dragon/Season 19 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the ST.png Sutro Tower 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They clinched the pennant by defeating the VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers 3-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series.
    • They lost the Dragon Cup Series to the FFR.png Freedom Fries , 1-4.
  • In Dragon/Season 21 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 41.
  • In Dragon/Season 23 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Dragon/Season 24 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.


Berkeley Brutalists in the Star Cup

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{{StarRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BBR}}

  • In Star/Season 2 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 3 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 6 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 7 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the OB.png Oakland Bees 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They clinched the pennant by defeating the RS.png Richmond Slicks 4-2 in the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series.
    • They lost the Star Cup Series to the SCS.png Sand City Sidewinders , 3-4.
  • In Star/Season 11 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 12 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the ST.png Sutro Tower 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the SJA.png San Jose Avionics 1-4.
  • In Star/Season 14 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 15 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 18 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Division Series to the OB.png Oakland Bees 2-3.
  • In Star/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 21 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star/Season 23 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.


Berkeley Brutalists in the Star II Cup

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{{StarIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BBR}}

  • In Star II/Season 1 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 8 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 10 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 11 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star II/Season 12 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • In Star II/Season 13 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 15 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 18 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star II/Season 19 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star II/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the VB.png Vallejo Barnstormers 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the ST.png Sutro Tower 1-4.
  • In Star II/Season 21 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 22 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star II/Season 23 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star II/Season 24 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.


Berkeley Brutalists in the Star III Cup

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{{StarIIIRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BBR}}

  • In Star III/Season 1 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 2 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 3 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Division Series to the ST.png Sutro Tower 1-3.
  • In Star III/Season 6 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 8 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 9 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 11 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the SJA.png San Jose Avionics 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They clinched the pennant by defeating the OB.png Oakland Bees 4-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series.
    • They were swept in the Star III Cup Series by the AI.png Aptos Investigators .
  • In Star III/Season 12 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They defeated the OB.png Oakland Bees 3-1 in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Championship Series to the ST.png Sutro Tower 1-4.
  • In Star III/Season 13 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 14 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 15 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 16 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the RS.png Richmond Slicks .
  • In Star III/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 18 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 19 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star III/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They were swept in the San Francisco Bay League Division Series by the ST.png Sutro Tower .
  • In Star III/Season 21 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #4 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 22 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 23 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star III/Season 24 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.


Berkeley Brutalists in the Star IV Cup

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Berkeley Brutalists in the Star V Cup

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  • In Star V/Season 1 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #2 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 2 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 3 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 4 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 5 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 6 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 7 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 8 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 10 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #3 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 13 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star V/Season 15 the Berkeley Brutalists were the #1 seed in the San Francisco Bay League.
    • They lost the San Francisco Bay League Division Series to the OB.png Oakland Bees 1-3.
  • In Star V/Season 17 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star V/Season 18 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 19 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.
  • In Star V/Season 20 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
  • In Star V/Season 21 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
  • In Star V/Season 22 the Berkeley Brutalists did not reach the postseason.
    • They were the first San Francisco Bay League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 9.
    • They finished in last place in the San Francisco Bay League.


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