Aptos Investigators

Aptos Investigators
"Look into it"
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Name Aptos Investigators Abbreviation AI Primary Color #3e92cc Logo    Hometown Aptos Emoji 👁 Status Active
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The Aptos Investigators are a Golly team from Aptos, California.

Investigators in the Pseudo Cup

Formation of the Private Eye Crown

Relations between the Carmel Yacht Club and the Aptos Investigators started off well early in the Pseudo Cup. The Yacht Club hired the Investigators to be staff detectives working at the Yacht Club's golf course. From Pseudo/Season 1 through Pseudo/Season 5, the two teams had a positive working relationship, and the Carmel Yacht Club bought won the majority of games played between each team in each season. The Yacht Club viewed the arrangement as being conveniently run under the table, and saw no need to drag the Commissioner into things by filing formal paperwork to create a new Crown.

In Pseudo/Season 6, the Investigators and Yacht Club faced off in the first round of the postseason, the Egalitarian Eight. The Aptos Investigators beat the Carmel Yacht Club in 4 games. The Yacht Club, believing themselves to be entitled as the paying client to win the majority of games played between the two teams every year, including the postseason, were shocked, and sued for breach of contract immediately following the loss. In response to the suit, the Investigators counter-sued claiming reckless endangerment. When the Yacht Club sued in retaliation for the counter-suit, the Investigators sued again for emotional damages from lawsuits.

All lawsuits were dropped when the Commissioner stepped in and demanded the two teams stop being a bunch of crybabies and work out their issues on the grid, and threatened to kick both teams out of the league unless they filed necessary paperwork to formalize their rivalry. Thus was born the Private Eye Crown.

Pseudo Cup Postseason Outcome of Private Eye Crown

The initial postseason meeting of the Carmel Yacht Club and Aptos Investigators in Pseudo/Season 6/Postseason, which resulted in a stunning defeat of the Yacht Club by the Investigators, a series of lawsuits, and the formation of the Private Eye Crown, was only the first Elite Eight meeting between the two teams. They would end up meeting five times in the Elite Eight. In each of the five meetings, the Aptos Investigators defeated the Carmel Yacht Club .

Five postseason series wins in five postseason series gave the Investigators the moral high ground in the rivalry. At the end of the Pseudo Cup, the Aptos Investigators formed a shell company called Aptos Investigators Owned The Carmel Yacht Club LLC and were corporate sponsors of the Carmel Yacht Club charity golf tournament, which is why every poster, program, billboard, flyer, and advertisement about the golf tournament contained text at the end saying "Aptos Investigators Owned The Carmel Yacht Club."

Season by Season Summary

Pseudo Cup Summary

• In Pseudo/Season 1 the Aptos Investigators were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Monterey Meteorologists 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Boulder Creek Cardsharps 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They became Pseudo Cup champions by defeating the Oakland Bees 4-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 6 the Aptos Investigators were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Sand City Sidewinders .
• In Pseudo/Season 7 the Aptos Investigators were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four by the Moss Landing Daredevils .
• In Pseudo/Season 8 the Aptos Investigators were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Davenport Cliff Divers 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Seaside Swashbucklers 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four. They lost the Pseudo Cup Series to the Vallejo Barnstormers , 2-4.
• In Pseudo/Season 13 the Aptos Investigators were the #3 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Carmel Yacht Club 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Sand City Sidewinders 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 18 the Aptos Investigators were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Santa Cruz Bananas 2-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 20 the Aptos Investigators were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-2 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Freedom Fries 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 22 the Aptos Investigators were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They defeated the Carmel Yacht Club 3-1 in the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight. They lost the Monterey Bay League Fortuitous Four to the Moss Landing Daredevils 1-3.
• In Pseudo/Season 24 the Aptos Investigators were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Egalitarian Eight to the Pacific Grove Monarchists 2-3.

Dragon Cup Summary

• In Dragon/Season 2 the Aptos Investigators were the #1 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They were swept in the Monterey Bay League Division Series by the Freedom Fries .
• In Dragon/Season 4 the Aptos Investigators were the #4 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They swept the Sand City Sidewinders 3-0 in the Monterey Bay League Division Series. They lost the Monterey Bay League Championship Series to the Moss Landing Daredevils 2-3.
• In Dragon/Season 5 the Aptos Investigators were the #2 seed in the Monterey Bay League. They lost the Monterey Bay League Division Series to the Moss Landing Daredevils 2-3.

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Cup Posters