Crown Jewels

The Crown Jewels of Golly are the three rivalries (Crowns) that are considered to be of great historical importance, and the most intense in all of splorts:

• Cali Crown: San Francisco Boat Shoes and Sacramento Boot Lickers

• Midwest Crown: Detroit Grape Chews and Milwaukee Flamingos
  • Note: retired during the Toroidal Cup; see Midwest Love Triangle)

• Peppersauce Crown: Tucson Butchers and Phoenix Freshrolls

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