Toroidal/Season 16
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Season
Wins
Runs
Final Standings
| Rank | Team | League | W-L | Points Scored | Points Allowed |
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| 1 | Milwaukee Flamingos | Hot | 8-1 | 1,864 | 1,119 |
| 2 | Orlando Business Majors | Hot | 7-2 | 1,473 | 1,410 |
| 3 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners | Cold | 6-3 | 1,656 | 1,075 |
| 4 | Sacramento Boot Lickers | Hot | 6-3 | 1,475 | 1,135 |
| 5 | Long Beach Flightless Birds | Cold | 6-3 | 1,382 | 1,296 |
| 6 | Detroit Grape Chews | Hot | 5-4 | 1,577 | 1,551 |
| 7 | Tucson Butchers | Cold | 5-4 | 1,556 | 1,212 |
| 8 | Elko Astronauts | Cold | 5-4 | 1,497 | 1,342 |
| 9 | Seattle Sneakers | Cold | 5-4 | 1,487 | 1,322 |
| 10 | Boylston Boogers | Hot | 5-4 | 1,472 | 1,421 |
| 11 | Jersey OSHA Violations | Cold | 4-5 | 1,510 | 1,396 |
| 12 | Alewife Arsonists | Hot | 4-5 | 1,496 | 1,205 |
| 13 | Phoenix Freshrolls | Cold | 4-5 | 1,349 | 1,576 |
| 14 | Baltimore Texas | Cold | 4-5 | 1,269 | 1,567 |
| 15 | San Diego Balloon Animals | Cold | 4-5 | 1,191 | 1,647 |
| 16 | Albuquerque Solarpunks | Hot | 3-6 | 1,506 | 1,599 |
| 17 | Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers | Hot | 3-6 | 1,346 | 1,495 |
| 18 | Delaware Corporate Shells | Hot | 3-6 | 1,289 | 1,660 |
| 19 | Salt Lake Turbulence | Cold | 2-7 | 1,222 | 1,686 |
| 20 | San Francisco Boat Shoes | Hot | 1-8 | 875 | 1,778 |
Postseason
Main: Toroidal/Season 16/Postseason
Main: Toroidal/Season 16/Postseason
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| #1 |  Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
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| #4 |  Elko Astronauts
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| #2 |  Long Beach Flightless Birds
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| #2 | Long Beach Flightless Birds
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| #3 |  Tucson Butchers
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 Sacramento Boot Lickers
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| #1 |  Milwaukee Flamingos
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| #4 |  Detroit Grape Chews
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| #3 | Sacramento Boot Lickers
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| #2 |  Orlando Business Majors
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Taste of Texas Series Rematch
With the Toroidal/Season 15 series being referred to as the "Taste of Texas Series," the rematch was very creatively referred to as the "Taste of Texas Series Rematch."
Once the series was over and the Sacramento Boot Lickers
had been declared the champions, it became known as the "Taste of Texas Revenge Reversal."
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal
Main: Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal
The Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal is a scandal that took place during the Toroidal/Season 16 postseason. The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
were accused of procuring backdoored random number generators to Golly's E Division (with the help of shell companies set up by 
Delaware Corporate Shells
) to affect the outcome of the Toroidal/Season 15 championship (which the Tuners had won). E Division secretly patched the random number generators shortly before the Toroidal/Season 16 championship, allowing a fair fight and enabling the Sacramento Boot Lickers
to get a revenge reversal and win the championship.
The Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
were nearly eviscerated by the eventual champions, the Sacramento Boot Lickers
, and spent several weeks in the hospital recovering.
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