Orlando Business Majors

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Orlando Business Majors
Orlando Business Majors logo
"We take credit!"
Team Information
Name Orlando Business Majors
Primary Color #0dab76
Logo  ORL.png 
Abbreviation ORL
Nickname The Majors
Hometown Orlando, FL
Emoji ๐Ÿ’ผ
Status On Hiatus
Rivalry Crowns
None
Preferences
Integer 76
Movie Animal House
Divination
Element Water
Power Word Complacent
Motto
Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice (If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you)
 
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The ORL.png Orlando Business Majors are a Golly team from Orlando, Florida. They are majoring in business. They love orange juice.

Team Character

The Orlando Business Majors are a smart, capable bunch who get good grades and show a great deal of potential. A majority of their talent, insight, and power is derived from orange juice.

Business Majors in the Hellmouth Cup

Early Success and Disillusionment

While the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors were overjoyed with their Hellmouth Cup championship in Season 2, they had high expectations for themselves in the playoffs that were simply not met. Between Season 3 and Season 16, they were in the postseason bracket nearly every year, but lost 4 straight League Division series (Seasons 3-6), 7 League Division series total, and 2 League Championship series.

Many critics agree that without their early Season 2 championship, the Business Majors would have ended up as Choke Artists, as they faced many of the same problems as DET.png Detroit Grape Chews : an ability to consistently make it to the postseason, but an inability to win when it mattered most, or clinch a pennant.

Season 17 Spring Break Plans

Despite their early Hellmouth Cup win in Season 2, the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors experienced a great deal of postseason heartache in the seasons that followed. After their abysmal performance in Seasons 14, 15, and 16, reaching Partytime first in the Hot League all three seasons, the Business Majors were feeling burned out.

Midway through Season 17 the Business Majors announced that they needed to reset, and declared that they would take an unscheduled Spring Break trip following Season 17 in order to "find themselves again" and "reset".

As if on cue, the Business Majors promptly rocketed to the top of the Hot Water division, while their nearest competitors, division mates AA.png Alewife Arsonists and SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers nosedived into the end of the season. The Business Majors defeated the Arsonists in the Division Series and the Boot Lickers in the Championship series, then defeated the FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners in the Hellmouth Cup series.

Season 18 and 19 Sprint Break

During Seasons 18 and 19, the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors took their spring break trip, promising the Golly Commissioner that they would "phone it in" to keep from disrupting the Golly League and avoid being banished from Golly like the Atlanta Glitter Sharks. True to their word, the Business Majors hired stand-ins to play Golly for them, for the entire duration of their spring break trip, having 2 uneventful seasons in which they neither soared nor crashed.

Season 22 Return to Form

After their Season 18 and 19 Spring Break, the ORL.png Orlando Business Majors did a big spring cleaning. They also went shopping for new office supplies, and started a brand-new binder with fresh paper and new dividers. After spending Seasons 20-21 perfecting a brand-new organization system for their binder, they spent the offseason bulking up, drinking orange juice, and studying videos of prior games.

In Season 22 the Orlando Business Majors utilized their brand-new organization system to outperform every Golly team in history, setting a new single-season wins record (34-15) and winning the Season 22 Hellmouth Cup without breaking a sweat.

Business Majors in the Toroidal Cup

Business Majors in the Rainbow Cup

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for ORL.png Orlando Business Majors .

Orlando Business Majors in the Hellmouth Cup

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Orlando Business Majors in the Toroidal Cup

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Orlando Business Majors in the Rainbow Cup

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  • In Rainbow/Season 4 the Orlando Business Majors were the #4 seed in the Unwest League.
    • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
    • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 34๐ŸŒˆ to finish 31๐ŸŒˆ behind the first-place SFBS.png San Francisco Boat Shoes .
  • In Rainbow/Season 7 the Orlando Business Majors were the #1 seed in the Unwest League.
    • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the BB.png Boylston Boogers .
    • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 53๐ŸŒˆ to finish 14๐ŸŒˆ behind the first-place BB.png Boylston Boogers .
  • In Rainbow/Season 8 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.
    • They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
    • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 35๐ŸŒˆ to finish 33๐ŸŒˆ behind the first-place SGE.png Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
  • In Rainbow/Season 24 the Orlando Business Majors were the #2 seed in the Unwest League.


Art

Logo and Branding

The Orlando Business Majors saved enough money over several months to commission an artist to design their logo. Unfortunately this drained the savings of the entire team, who now face the prospect of having to find a high-paying corporate job that requires them to leave their morals at the door. The team therefore considers their commissioned team logo to be a cursed object that can eat the future.

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Cup Posters

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