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The {{CTeam|FWPT}} were nearly eviscerated by the eventual champions, the {{CTeam|SAC}}.
 
The {{CTeam|FWPT}} were nearly eviscerated by the eventual champions, the {{CTeam|SAC}}.
  
====Consequences of Hacking Scandal===
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===Consequences of Hacking Scandal===
  
 
The hacking scandal, which was the biggest scandal in Golly since the [[Season 3/Fixing Scandal|Season 3 Fixing Scandal]], had several important consequences for Golly.
 
The hacking scandal, which was the biggest scandal in Golly since the [[Season 3/Fixing Scandal|Season 3 Fixing Scandal]], had several important consequences for Golly.
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The second important consequence of the scandal was to plant the idea for the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] in the Commissioner's mind. Four season after the hacking scandal, in [[Toroidal/Season 20]], the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] announced the cancellation of Texas in Golly, the incineration of the Baltimore Texas, and the complete humiliation of the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners by making them take on their bitter [[Texas Crown]] rival's team colors and hometown to become the {{CTeam|BPT}}.
 
The second important consequence of the scandal was to plant the idea for the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] in the Commissioner's mind. Four season after the hacking scandal, in [[Toroidal/Season 20]], the [[Cancel Texas Memo]] announced the cancellation of Texas in Golly, the incineration of the Baltimore Texas, and the complete humiliation of the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners by making them take on their bitter [[Texas Crown]] rival's team colors and hometown to become the {{CTeam|BPT}}.
  
It is widely recognized that the Piano Tuners were intentionally spared from incineration in order to give them a protracted, tortured existence slowly becoming their formerm rivals.
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It is widely recognized that the Piano Tuners were intentionally spared from incineration in order to give them a protracted, tortured existence slowly evolving into their former rivals.
  
 
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Revision as of 16:35, 23 October 2021

Toroidal Cup Season 16
Toroidal Cup logo
Toroidal Cup Season 16
Season Dates
Start 2021-09-09
End 2021-09-12
Timeline
Previous Season ◀◀ Season 15
Next Season ▶▶ Season 17
Championship
Toroidal Champion

Sacramento Boot Lickers logo

Sacramento Boot Lickers
Pennants
Cold League

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners logo

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
Hot League

Sacramento Boot Lickers logo

Sacramento Boot Lickers
Cold League Seeds
Seed 1

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners logo

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
Seed 2

Long Beach Flightless Birds logo

Long Beach Flightless Birds
Seed 3

Tucson Butchers logo

Tucson Butchers
Seed 4

Elko Astronauts logo

Elko Astronauts
Hot League Seeds
Seed 1

Milwaukee Flamingos logo

Milwaukee Flamingos
Seed 2

Orlando Business Majors logo

Orlando Business Majors
Seed 3

Sacramento Boot Lickers logo

Sacramento Boot Lickers
Seed 4

Detroit Grape Chews logo

Detroit Grape Chews
 
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Season

Wins

File:ToroidalSeason16 GA500.jpg
Season 16 games above .500


Runs

File:ToroidalSeason16 RunsDiff.jpg
Season 16 run differentials


Postseason

  League Division Series League Championship Series Toroidal Cup
                           
  #1 FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3  
 
  #4 EA.png Elko Astronauts 1  
    #1 FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 3  
  Cold League
    #2 LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds 1  
  #2 LBFB.png Long Beach Flightless Birds 3
 
  #3 TB.png Tucson Butchers 2    
   
        FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners 2
 
      SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers 4
 
  #1 MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos 3    
   
  #4 DET.png Detroit Grape Chews 1    
    #1 MILF.png Milwaukee Flamingos 1
  Hot League
    #3 SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers 3  
  #2 ORL.png Orlando Business Majors 0
 
  #3 SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers 3  
   


Taste of Texas Series Rematch

The Toroidal/Season 15 series had been nicknamed the "Taste of Texas Series," and the nickname was used for the rematch as well.

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal

Screenshot showing one of the random number generators procured to Golly's E Division by the Piano Tuners' shell company. (Source: XKCD webcomic https://xkcd.com/221)

While the Toroidal/Season 16 postseason was still ongoing, the Piano Tuners became embroiled in a hacking scandal. Leaked documents showed that the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners had formed a secret partnership with the DECO.png Delaware Corporate Shells with the purpose of creating shell companies to sell backdoored random number generators to Golly's E Division (Engineering division, responsible for all Golly simulations). This had enabled the Piano Tuners to manipulate the outcome of both Toroidal/Season 15, in which the Piano Tuners emerged as champions, and Season 16.

One of the most unexpected consequences of tampering with the random number generators was that it led the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers to undergo a drastic personality change. Over the course of Season 16 the normally-obsequious SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers became nasty, ruthlessly crushing their opponents and steamrolling their way to a playoffs spot. When news broke of the hacking scandal, and the Boot Lickers realized they had lost to cheaters, they set out on a bloody path for revenge against the Piano Tuners.

Season 16 was a rematch of the Taste of Texas Series, with the Tuners managing to cheat their way to the championship series, and the Boot Lickers reaching the championship game by crushing their opponents with a singular focus.

Unbeknownst to the Piano Tuners (who were completely unable unable to win matches without cheating), the Commissioner's Office had ordered E Division to deploy patched random number generators. The generators had been found in a dusty warehouse, and they made a tremendous racket, but they would allow E Division to simulate matches without relying on the Piano Tuners' backdoored random number generators.

The FWPT.png Ft. Worth Piano Tuners were nearly eviscerated by the eventual champions, the SAC.png Sacramento Boot Lickers .

Consequences of Hacking Scandal

The hacking scandal, which was the biggest scandal in Golly since the Season 3 Fixing Scandal, had several important consequences for Golly.

The first was the formation of S Division (to handle security) and A Division (to handle audits) before the start of Torodial/Season 17. In the seasons following the hacking scandal, S Division quickly grew to become a powerful, mysterious force in the Golly bureaucracy, changing the organization permanently.

The second important consequence of the scandal was to plant the idea for the Cancel Texas Memo in the Commissioner's mind. Four season after the hacking scandal, in Toroidal/Season 20, the Cancel Texas Memo announced the cancellation of Texas in Golly, the incineration of the Baltimore Texas, and the complete humiliation of the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners by making them take on their bitter Texas Crown rival's team colors and hometown to become the BPT.png Baltimore Piano Tuners .

It is widely recognized that the Piano Tuners were intentionally spared from incineration in order to give them a protracted, tortured existence slowly evolving into their former rivals.

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ToroidalSeason16 Poster.png

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