Texas Crown

Texas Crown
Teams Involved
Baltimore Texas Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
League Info
League Cold League Division N/A
Artifact
Name Sam Houston's personal copy of Karl Marx's Das Kapital Description (see artifact name) Location Baltimore Texas: in an ammo box in the basement of The Alamo (Lord Baltimore Theater) Ft. Worth Piano Tuners: in the executive vice suite on the top floor of The Tower (The Ft. Worth Tower)
Divination
Arcana The Star (XVII) Title The Daughter of the Firmament Mood intense
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The Texas Crown was a bitter rivalry between the Baltimore Texas and Ft. Worth Piano Tuners . The rivalry is a Crown Jewel of Golly.

The rivalry ended when, at the end of Toroidal/Season 20, the Commissioner of Golly released the Cancel Texas Memo, which announced that the Baltimore Texas would be incinerated, in light of their Choke Artist status, and the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners would be relegated to eternal humiliation by having to take on the team colors and hometown of their bitter rivals, and become the Baltimore Piano Tuners .

The Baltimore Texas definitively won the Crown.

Overall Results

Texas Crown: Overall Results
	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners	Baltimore Texas	Winner
Total Crowns	19	22	Baltimore Texas
Total Wins	107	114	Baltimore Texas
Total Points	30,085	30,264	Baltimore Texas
Postseason Crowns	2	3	Baltimore Texas
Postseason Wins	8	13	Baltimore Texas
Postseason Points	2,707	3,245	Baltimore Texas

History

Texas Crown in the Toroidal Cup

Cancel Texas Memo

Main: Cancel Texas Memo

At the conclusion of Toroidal/Season 20, the Golly Commissioner announced the Cancel Texas Memo, which brought about an end to the Texas Crown by ordering the incineration of the Baltimore Texas and the humiliation of the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners by becoming the Baltimore Piano Tuners .

Season by Season Results

Hellmouth Cup

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Baltimore Texas
Hellmouth Cup Regular Season Meetings
Season	Wins	Points	Crown Winner
S1	4 - 4	899 - 1,349	Baltimore Texas
S2	4 - 1	917 - 566	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S3	3 - 3	712 - 672	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S4	2 - 2	428 - 386	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S5	4 - 5	993 - 1,105	Baltimore Texas
S6	4 - 4	1,206 - 857	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S7	6 - 4	1,281 - 1,332	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S8	4 - 6	1,226 - 1,335	Baltimore Texas
S9	6 - 6	1,478 - 1,734	Baltimore Texas
S10	4 - 4	1,167 - 779	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S11	4 - 2	942 - 737	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S12	6 - 2	1,645 - 830	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S13	4 - 6	1,043 - 1,515	Baltimore Texas
S14	1 - 3	440 - 513	Baltimore Texas
S15	5 - 3	984 - 702	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S16	2 - 4	853 - 923	Baltimore Texas
S17	6 - 2	1,562 - 812	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S18	5 - 5	1,447 - 1,468	Baltimore Texas
S19	3 - 3	956 - 836	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S20	2 - 4	487 - 964	Baltimore Texas
S21	1 - 3	378 - 600	Baltimore Texas
S22	5 - 3	1,256 - 1,462	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S23	2 - 2	446 - 641	Baltimore Texas
S24	4 - 6	1,392 - 1,550	Baltimore Texas

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Baltimore Texas
Hellmouth Cup Postseason Meetings
Season	Postseason Wins	Postseason Points	Postseason Crown Winner
S2	1 - 3	314 - 660	Baltimore Texas
S12	1 - 3	414 - 530	Baltimore Texas
S14	3 - 2	818 - 828	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S19	3 - 2	772 - 635	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners

Toroidal Cup

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Baltimore Texas
Toroidal Cup Regular Season Meetings
Season	Wins	Points	Crown Winner
S2	1 - 0	162 - 118	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S5	1 - 3	677 - 570	Baltimore Texas
S8	1 - 0	173 - 155	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S9	0 - 3	354 - 742	Baltimore Texas
S12	0 - 1	33 - 203	Baltimore Texas
S13	1 - 2	437 - 410	Baltimore Texas
S14	0 - 1	73 - 198	Baltimore Texas
S16	2 - 1	581 - 314	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S17	1 - 0	248 - 102	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
S18	0 - 1	103 - 114	Baltimore Texas
S19	0 - 2	185 - 306	Baltimore Texas
S20	1 - 0	214 - 119	Ft. Worth Piano Tuners

Ft. Worth Piano Tuners vs. Baltimore Texas
Toroidal Cup Postseason Meetings
Season	Postseason Wins	Postseason Points	Postseason Crown Winner
S17	0 - 3	389 - 592	Baltimore Texas