Toroidal/Season 16
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Season
Wins
Runs
Postseason
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| #1 |  Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
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| #4 |  Elko Astronauts
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| #1 | Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
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| #2 |  Long Beach Flightless Birds
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| #2 | Long Beach Flightless Birds
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| #3 |  Tucson Butchers
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| Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
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 Sacramento Boot Lickers
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| #1 |  Milwaukee Flamingos
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| #4 |  Detroit Grape Chews
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| #1 | Milwaukee Flamingos
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| #3 | Sacramento Boot Lickers
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| #2 |  Orlando Business Majors
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| #3 | Sacramento Boot Lickers
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Taste of Texas Series Rematch
The Toroidal/Season 15 series had been nicknamed the "Taste of Texas Series," and the nickname was used for the rematch as well.
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal
During Toroidal/Season 16 the Piano Tuners became embroiled in a hacking scandal that would eventually bring down the entire franchise. An investigation revealed that the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners had partnered with the 
Delaware Corporate Shells
to create shell companies to sell backdoored random number generators to Golly's E Division (engineering), which enabled the Piano Tuners to manipulate the outcome of the Toroidal/Season 15 season (which the Piano Tuners won over the Sacramento Boot Lickers
).
Tampering with the random number generators in Toroidal/Season 15 led to dire consequences for Toroidal/Season 16. The biggest inadvertent (and unexplained) consequence of tampering with the random number generators was that the normally-obsequious Sacramento Boot Lickers
became extremely nasty for precisely one season, ruthlessly crushing their opponents while steamrolling their way to a playoffs spot in a manner that was completely the opposite of their prior character.
The Toroidal/Season 16 Toroidal Cup series was a rematch between these Nasty Boot Lickers, out for revenge, and the Piano Tuners, defending champions who were completely unprepared to win without cheating (and who had lost control of the random number generator). The Piano Tuners were nearly eviscerated by the eventual champions, the Sacramento Boot Lickers
.
In Toroidal/Season 20 the Commissioner's Office released the Cancel Texas Memo, which announced the cancellation of Texas in Golly. The 
Baltimore Texas
were incinerated, and the Piano Tuners given the ultimate humiliating fate: to take on the team colors and hometown of their bitter Texas Crown rivals, the Baltimore Texas, and become the 
Baltimore Piano Tuners
.
While not directly related to the events of the Piano Tuners Hacking Scandal, it is widely recognized that the Piano Tuners were intentionally not incinerated and relegated to the most humiliating fate possible as a result of their Toroidal/Season 15 hubris.
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