Vegas Vampires

Fargo Flea Flickers
"OMAHA! BLUEBEARD! 45 DOWN! HUT HUT!"
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Name Fargo Flea Flickers Abbreviation FFF Primary Color #daed20 Logo    Hometown Fargo Emoji 🏈 Status Active
Rivalry Crowns
None
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Movie Any Cohen Brothers Movie
Divination
Power Word Complacent
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The Vegas Vampires are a Golly team from Las Vegas, Nevada. They are definitely not vampires, and there is no evidence to support that claim.

While the Vegas Vampires are merely one of 24 different Golly teams, it became very clear early on to everyone in Golly (including the Commissioner) that the Vegas Vampires are exceedingly powerful and well-connected, and possess a fortune so vast that no one in Golly can comprehend its magnitude. The Vampires are exceedingly secretive, and no one knows the extent or source of their power and connections.

There have been persistent rumors that the Vegas Vampires are time travelers from the future, and that their vast wealth, power, and connections were established using information from the future. There is no evidence to support this claim.

Team Character

The Vegas Vampires are not actually vampires. Any resemblance to actual vampires is a coincidence. However, there are some facts about the Vegas Vampires that might lead certain kinds of nosy people who are unscrupulous and jump to conclusions about things they don't know anything about to believe they are vampires. They are not, and any such claims are false.

The Vampires usually wake up at dusk and are active at night. They insist that their unusual sleeping schedule is "for work," and that they are employed by "a casino," and that any resemblance of their home to certain Eastern European castles is purely in keeping with the aesthetics and theme of the casino. Furthermore, they insist that their peculiar taste in bed frames, which some might describe as being "coffin-like," is a meditative reminder that we are but flesh and blood. Hot blood, coursing through the veins. Life-giving blood.

Mirrors are not allowed within 500 feet of any grid involving a Vegas Vampires game, for safety reasons. When they first joined the league, the Vegas Vampires politely requested that all opponents make special accommodations to play the Vegas Vampires at night only. When teams complained, the Vampires requested and received a special dispensation from the Commissioner to require that all teams accommodate their special request that they only play night games. The Vampires refuse to discuss the request or the reason for it, deferring again to "work reasons."

Season by Season Summary

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Long Beach Flightless Birds . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 13🌈 behind the first-place Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Tucson Butchers . They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place Mobile Wheels .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .