Vegas Vampires

Vegas Vampires
"We'll take bloody anybody"
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Name Vegas Vampires Primary Color #aa8040 Logo    Abbreviation VV Hometown Las Vegas, NV Emoji ⚰️ Status Active
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The Vegas Vampires (The Vamps) are a Golly team from Las Vegas, Nevada. They are definitely not vampires, and there is no evidence to support that claim.

Soon after the Vampires first joined Golly, it quickly became clear to all fans, teams, players, and the Commissioner of Golly (through a series of mysterious incidents that affected all involved) that the Vegas Vampires are exceedingly powerful, psychic, well-connected, and possess a vast fortune that is, for all intents and purposes, bottomless. The Vampires are exceedingly secretive about their past and about their activities, and no one knows either the source of their power, or the source of their connections.

Some teams (mainly the Elko Astronauts ) speculate that the Vegas Vampires are time travelers from the future, and that their vast wealth, power, and connections were established using information from the future. This is probably not true, because it would involve multiple clashing genres.

Team Character

The Vegas Vampires are not actually vampires. Any resemblance to actual vampires is a coincidence.

The Vampires usually wake up at dusk and are active at night. They insist that their unusual sleeping schedule is "for work," and that they are employed by "a casino," and that any resemblance of their home to certain Eastern European castles is purely in keeping with the aesthetics and theme of the casino. Furthermore, they insist that their peculiar taste in bed frames, which some might describe as being "coffin-like," is a meditative reminder that we are but flesh and blood. Hot blood, coursing through the veins. Life-giving blood.

When they first joined the league, the Vegas Vampires politely requested that all opponents make special accommodations to play the Vegas Vampires at night only. When teams complained, the Vampires requested and received a special dispensation from the Commissioner to require that all teams accommodate their special request that they only play night games. The Vampires refuse to discuss the request or the reason for it, deferring again to "work reasons." When prompted about the special dispensation, the Commissioner of Golly became frantic and babbled about "blood, so much blood."

Mirrors and garlic are not allowed within 500 feet of any grid involving a Vegas Vampires game, for safety reasons.

Vampires in the Toroidal Cup

The Vampires joined the league with just a few seasons remaining, replacing the Orlando Business Majors . The Business Majors insisted as part of the replacement deal that they are neither quitting nor retiring, merely taking a hiatus.

Season by Season Summary

Season-by-Season Summaries for Vegas Vampires .

Vegas Vampires in the Toroidal Cup

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• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.

Vegas Vampires in the Rainbow Cup

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• In Rainbow/Season 2 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
  • They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 45🌈 to finish 13🌈 behind the first-place Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Salt Lake Turbulence and the Albuquerque Solarpunks .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Tucson Butchers .
  • They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 38🌈 to finish 23🌈 behind the first-place Mobile Wheels .
• In Rainbow/Season 12 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 13 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
  • They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 50🌈 to finish 22🌈 behind the first-place Alewife Arsonists .
• In Rainbow/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Phoenix Freshrolls and the Seattle Sneakers .
• In Rainbow/Season 19 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers and the Grand Junction Conjunctions .
• In Rainbow/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the West League.
  • They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Grand Junction Conjunctions and the San Diego Balloon Animals .

Vegas Vampires in the Klein Cup

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• In Klein/Season 1 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 4 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Fargo Flea Flickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 5 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the San Francisco Boat Shoes 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the Long Beach Flightless Birds .
• In Klein/Season 6 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 7 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-4.
• In Klein/Season 9 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Klein/Season 15 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 20 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 21 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.

Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth II Cup

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• In Hellmouth II/Season 5 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 6 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 2-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Championship Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 12 the Vegas Vampires were the #3 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-4.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 17 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-3.
• In Hellmouth II/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Hellmouth II/Season 22 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 3-4.

Vegas Vampires in the Hellmouth III Cup

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• In Hellmouth III/Season 1 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 2 the Vegas Vampires were the #1 seed in the Hot League.
  • They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Delaware Corporate Shells .
• In Hellmouth III/Season 9 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Alewife Arsonists 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Albuquerque Solarpunks , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 11 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 14 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 18 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Jersey OSHA Violations 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Alewife Arsonists 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 20 the Vegas Vampires were the #4 seed in the Hot League.
  • They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 1-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 21 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Fargo Flea Flickers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 23 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They swept the Delaware Corporate Shells 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series.
  • They clinched the pennant by defeating the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series.
  • They lost the Hellmouth III Cup Series to the Elko Astronauts , 2-4.
• In Hellmouth III/Season 24 the Vegas Vampires were the #2 seed in the Hot League.
  • They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Fargo Flea Flickers 2-3.

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