Delaware Corporate Shells

Delaware Corporate Shells
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Name Delaware Corporate Shells Abbreviation DECO Primary Color #e7a0e8 Logo    Hometown Wilmington Emoji 🏢 Status Active
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The Delaware Corporate Shells are a Golly team from the state of Delaware. The Corporate Shells are consistently ranked as the worst team in the league, in addition to being the least likeable, despite many winning seasons and championship series appearances. Their Hellmouth Cup series win in Season 7 has been nicknamed "The Forgotten Series" since everyone forgets about it. What were we talking about?

The Corporate Shells continued to be forgotten through the Toroidal Cup, despite being the first-ever Toroidal Cup champions. That Toroidal/Season 1 cup series used to have a nickname, but everyone has since forgotten what it is. The only thing anyone agrees on for certain about the Toroidal/Season 1 cup series, is that the San Diego Balloon Animals lost.

Shells in the Hellmouth Cup

Embezzlement Scandals

The Corporate Shells have been involved in several embezzlement scandals, each coinciding with poor season performance by the Corporate Shells. Many critics believe that the Corporate Shells exhibit a great deal of natural talent for the splort of Golly, and could take it to a new level, if they would only set aside their various money-making schemes and focus on the splort.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sacramento Boot Lickers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Hellmouth Cup champions by defeating the Long Beach Flightless Birds 4-1.
• In Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Season 15 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Boylston Boogers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Hellmouth Cup Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners , 3-4.
• In Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Alewife Arsonists 2-3.
• In Season 19 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Alewife Arsonists .
• In Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.
• In Season 24 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 1 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Alewife Arsonists 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-2.
• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Sacramento Boot Lickers .
• In Toroidal/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Sacramento Boot Lickers 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 12 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 14 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 3-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They lost the Toroidal Cup Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals , 3-4.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Albuquerque Solarpunks 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Orlando Business Majors 1-3.

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Orlando Business Majors and the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 5 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Fargo Flea Flickers and the Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 6 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Louisville Illusionists . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 43🌈 to finish 18🌈 behind the first-place Louisville Illusionists .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Boylston Boogers and the Orlando Business Majors .
• In Rainbow/Season 10 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #4 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Boylston Boogers . They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 64🌈 to finish 12🌈 ahead of the San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Unwest League. They were knocked out in the Unwest League Championship Series by the Mobile Wheels and the Milwaukee Flamingos .
• In Rainbow/Season 17 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers . They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 32🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers .
• In Rainbow/Season 21 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Milwaukee Flamingos . They came in third in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 41🌈 to finish 20🌈 behind the first-place Salt Lake Turbulence .
• In Rainbow/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Unwest League. They clinched the pennant in the Unwest League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Louisville Illusionists . They won the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 54🌈 to finish 2🌈 ahead of the San Francisco Boat Shoes .

Klein Cup Summary

• In Klein/Season 2 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 4-3 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Seattle Sneakers 4-1.
• In Klein/Season 4 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the San Francisco Boat Shoes 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 4-1 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Klein Cup champions by defeating the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-3.
• In Klein/Season 8 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Jersey OSHA Violations 2-4.
• In Klein/Season 16 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They swept the Milwaukee Flamingos 3-0 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Detroit Grape Chews 4-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They swept the Sacramento Boot Lickers 4-0 to became Klein Cup champions.
• In Klein/Season 18 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Detroit Grape Chews 1-3.
• In Klein/Season 22 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Boylston Boogers 4-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They were swept in the Klein Cup Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Klein/Season 23 the Delaware Corporate Shells were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.

Art

Corporate Headquarters

As with most shell companies, the buck has to stop at an office building in Delaware, and the Corporate Shells are no different in this regard. The following promotional poster features an Artists Union rendering of the DECO corporate headquarters:

Cup Posters