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The Baltimore Texas
are a Golly team from Baltimore, Maryland. The Baltimore Texas are known as The Cold League Choke Artists due to their numerous appearances in the postseason, without any appearances in the Hellmouth Cup. Their Hot League counterparts are the Detroit Grape Chews.
Team Character
Texas in the Hellmouth Cup
Texas in the Toroidal Cup
Double Choke
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Season by Season Summary
Season-by-Season Summaries for Baltimore Texas
.
Baltimore Texas in the Hellmouth Cup
{{HellmouthRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BTX}}
- In Season 2 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. - They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Elko Astronauts
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Seattle Sneakers
3-2 in the Cold League Division Series. - They were swept in the Cold League Championship Series by the
Long Beach Flightless Birds
.
- They defeated the
- In Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the
Tucson Butchers
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series. - They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 6 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
San Diego Balloon Animals
.
- They were swept in the Cold League Division Series by the
- In Season 8 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the Tucson Butchers
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Seattle Sneakers
2-3.
- They swept the
- In Season 10 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 11 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 12 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the
Jersey OSHA Violations
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 13 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Cold League.
- In Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 15 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Cold League.
- In Season 16 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the
Phoenix Freshrolls
.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the
- In Season 18 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the San Diego Balloon Animals
3-2 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Season 20 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Phoenix Freshrolls
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 22 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Seattle Sneakers
1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Season 23 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Tucson Butchers
and the Jersey OSHA Violations
.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the
Baltimore Texas in the Toroidal Cup
{{ToroidalRankList SeasonAllTime Chron BTX}}
- In Toroidal/Season 3 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the San Diego Balloon Animals
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Elko Astronauts
2-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 4 the Baltimore Texas were the #4 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Long Beach Flightless Birds
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 5 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
Salt Lake Turbulence
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 6 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Salt Lake Turbulence
and the Elko Astronauts
and the Jersey OSHA Violations
.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the
- In Toroidal/Season 7 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They finished in last place in the Cold League.
- In Toroidal/Season 9 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the Salt Lake Turbulence
2-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 11 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 7.
- They finished in last place in the Cold League.
- In Toroidal/Season 13 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals
1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 14 the Baltimore Texas were the #2 seed in the Cold League.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals
1-3.
- They lost the Cold League Division Series to the
- In Toroidal/Season 17 the Baltimore Texas were the #3 seed in the Cold League.
- They swept the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
3-0 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the Tucson Butchers
2-3.
- They swept the
- In Toroidal/Season 18 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the Ft. Worth Piano Tuners
and the Long Beach Flightless Birds
.
- They narrowly missed the postseason by losing the tiebreaker to the
- In Toroidal/Season 19 the Baltimore Texas were the #1 seed in the Cold League.
- They defeated the Jersey OSHA Violations
3-1 in the Cold League Division Series.
- They lost the Cold League Championship Series to the San Diego Balloon Animals
2-3.
- They defeated the
- In Toroidal/Season 20 the Baltimore Texas did not reach the postseason.
- They were the first Cold League team to be eliminated from the postseason (Partytime) on day 8.
- They finished in last place in the Cold League.
Art
Logo
While the team does not have an official logo, Baltimore Texas fans will generally interpret anything with a five-pointed star on it as either property of the Baltimore Texas, and/or designed and/or owned by a Baltimore Texas fan, unless proven otherwise.
This map of Baltimore is sometimes used as a stand-in for a logo:
Cup Posters
lol, yeah right. The Baltimore Texas were the Cold League Choke Artists, so they never made it to a Cup series.
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