Albuquerque Solarpunks

Albuquerque Solarpunks
"Imagine a different future"
Team Information
Name Albuquerque Solarpunks Abbreviation ABQ Primary Color #d41199 Logo    Hometown Albuquerque, NM Emoji 🌞 Status Active
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Element Fire Power Word Green
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The Albuquerque Solarpunks (The Punks) are a Golly team from Albuquerque, New Mexico. They joined the league in Season 16 of the Hellmouth Cup.

Team Character

The Solarpunks are deeply committed idealists. They continually challenge the status quo and have a long history of anti-establishmentarianism.

Skeptical to a fault, the Solarpunks also have deep expertise in political theory, systems of government, and the psychology of politics, which they can discuss at great lengths in order to fill dead air or hypnotize bystanders who happen to be listening.

Solarpunks have a deep desire to appear invincible to others, sometimes driving them to callousness. At the advice of their therapist they have begun to cultivate their own humility and humanity by volunteering at an ant colony rehabilitation center, where their favorite activity is feeding large globs of peanut butter to famished ants.

Solarpunks in the Hellmouth Cup

The Solarpunks joined the Golly league during the Season 16 expansion of the Hellmouth Cup. They joined the league together with the Salt Lake Turbulence , Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers , and Phoenix Freshrolls .

The Solarpunks joined the Sacramento Boot Lickers , Orlando Business Majors , Alewife Arsonists , and Boylston Boogers in the Hot Water division.

Solarpunks in the Toroidal Cup

First Expansion Team Dynasty

In Toroidal/Season 23 the Solarpunks established a Flawless Dynasty, and became the first-ever expansion team to establish a Dynasty.

The Solarpunks beat the San Diego Balloon Animals twice and the Tucson Butchers once.

Season by Season Summary

Hellmouth Cup Summary

• In Season 16 the Albuquerque Solarpunks joined the Golly league.
• In Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-1 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the San Francisco Boat Shoes 1-3.
• In Season 21 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 2-3.
• In Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Orlando Business Majors 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They lost the Hot League Championship Series to the Boylston Boogers 1-3.

Toroidal Cup Summary

• In Toroidal/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Milwaukee Flamingos 1-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Toroidal/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They were swept in the Hot League Division Series by the Boylston Boogers .
• In Toroidal/Season 19 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Alewife Arsonists 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by sweeping the Detroit Grape Chews 3-0 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-1.
• In Toroidal/Season 20 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Delaware Corporate Shells 2-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 22 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #2 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Vegas Vampires 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the San Diego Balloon Animals 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 23 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They defeated the Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers 3-2 in the Hot League Division Series. They clinched the pennant by defeating the Detroit Grape Chews 3-2 in the Hot League Championship Series. They became Toroidal Cup champions by defeating the Tucson Butchers 4-3.
• In Toroidal/Season 24 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the Hot League. They lost the Hot League Division Series to the Vegas Vampires 1-3.

Rainbow Cup Summary

• In Rainbow/Season 3 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #3 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the Grand Junction Conjunctions . They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 32🌈 behind the first-place Fargo Flea Flickers .
• In Rainbow/Season 4 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the San Francisco Boat Shoes and the Phoenix Freshrolls .
• In Rainbow/Season 7 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in first place ahead of the Salt Lake Turbulence . They came in fourth in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 28🌈 to finish 39🌈 behind the first-place Boylston Boogers .
• In Rainbow/Season 11 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Tucson Butchers and the Vegas Vampires .
• In Rainbow/Season 15 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #4 seed in the West League. They clinched the pennant in the West League Championship Series by coming in second place behind the San Diego Balloon Animals . They came in second in the Rainbow Cup Series, accumulating 56🌈 to finish 12🌈 behind the first-place San Diego Balloon Animals .
• In Rainbow/Season 18 the Albuquerque Solarpunks were the #1 seed in the West League. They were knocked out in the West League Championship Series by the Seattle Sneakers and the Vegas Vampires .

Art

Cup Posters