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==Dynasties==
 
==Dynasties==

Revision as of 08:35, 24 December 2021

Ch4zm of Hellmouth
Portrait of Ch4zm of Hellmouth
"Illegitimi non carborundum"
Chief Architect of Golly
Date Started Season 1
Personal Details
Blaseball Team Hellmouth Sunbeams
Born Sometime prior to Season 1
Hometown Hellmouth
Education Some, presumably
Occupation
  • Physics Instructor
  • Splorts inventor
  • Clomputer science researcher
  • Data Witch
Teaching
Teaching Affiliations Hellmouth Community College
Research
Research Affiliations

Teams

Golly League Teams

{{Navbox golly teams}}

Team Nicknames

cold fire:

  • Elko Astronauts - Stros
  • Flightless Birds - Birds
  • Baltimore Texas - Texas
  • Seattle Sneakers - Sneaks
  • Salt Lake Turbulence - Burbs

cold water:

  • Ft. Worth Piano Tuners - Tuners
  • Tucson Butchers - Butchers
  • Phoenix Freshrolls - Rolls
  • Balloon Animals - Animals / Ballooneys
  • Jersey OSHA Violations - OSHA

hot fire:

  • SF Boat Shoes - Shoes
  • Detroit Grape Chews - Chews
  • Milwaukee Flamingos - Mingos
  • Delaware Corporate Shells - Shells
  • Sugar Grove Eavesdroppers - Droppers

hot water:

  • AA - Arsonists
  • BB - Boogers
  • Albuquerque Solarpunks - Punks
  • Orlando Business Majors - Majors
  • Sacramento Boot Lickers - Lickers

History and Backstory

Historical season-by-season summaries:

  • Everyone done except for:
  • SLC
  • FF
  • SGE

Expansion Teams

Peninsula League Teams

{{Navbox peninsula teams}}

Categories

Rainbow Cup League

{{Navbox rainbow teams}}

Wiki Setup

Done

Keeping track of templates and modules:

Miscellaneous icon/text templates:

Utility team abbreviation templates:

Jumbo templates:

Navbox templates (sub-items are alias templates):

Infoboxes:

Categories for each team:

League page (division titles, league pennants, and Hellmouth Cup winners):

Todo

Infoboxes needed:

Navboxes needed:

Category - to add to pages needing updates at the end of each season:

Offices/Divisions:

Teams:

  • mascot -> celebrity persona
  • page content?

Rules:

Records is a central page to collect various records.

Creating Infoboxes and Navboxes

The process for creating an infobox:

  • before you begin: map out the information that will go into the infobox
  • top level categories become headers
  • secondary level key-value pairs become labels/data
  • when you're ready to make the template, copy the contents of an existing template that uses {{Infobox}}, like {{Infobox team}}
  • start with two pieces: the includeonly piece (calling the {{Infobox}} template) and the noinclude piece (which gives an example)
  • it's helpful to do this step in a text editor, so you can edit the example and the Infobox template it calls at the same time

New Cup Seasons Pages

Notes on what's needed to automatically generate all the Seasons pages for a given cup, and have everything go smoothly.

Team Info

Update team abbreviations in:

Pseudo Cup:

Toroidal Cup:

Seasons Pages

When creating a new cup, the Seasons pages will require:

Pseudo Cup:

Toroidal Cup:

Dragon Cup:

Rainbow Cup:

October 2021

Lore Jam

User:Ch4zm/October 2021 Lore Jam

Eliminating Scribunto

Part of the reason the wiki locks up and takes forever and is extremely easy to overwhelm

Logging into emmett and checking htop while this happens shows that scribunto is responsible

(Notes on private wiki)

Went back in time to copy the contents of the Infobox template from June 2013, before they switched to Lua

Series Outcomes in a Table

  • color table showing outcome of each game
  • visually easier to see what's going on
  • lds and lcs all lumped into single page, but should championship series have its own page?
  • series runs summary - who scored how much.
  • or could we just put that in some records table?

Divisions and Offices

Org Chart

{{Navbox governance}}

Commissioners Office

The Bureaucracy

Office of Execution

Front Office

Back Office

Golly Legal

HATBLO (Hellmouth Anti Tourism Board Liaison Office)

More templates

We need two more templates:

What information is needed in these templates?

Office templates:

  • Office name
  • Child divisions
  • Number of employees
  • Headquarters
  • Facilities

Records

Renaming stlats to records

Cleaning up records that were written before GollyX plans

{{RecordsJumbo}}

Rivalries

Reorganizing all of the crowns page to use the templates pattern, and writing some bot scripts to keep the templates up to date.

This is gong to be LOTS of templates, hang on to your hats.

User:Ch4zm/Records Pattern

Bot Expansion to New Cups

Each cup has several bot-created pages. This is a list to keep track of which bot-created pages have already been expanded to new cups, and which still have to be expanded.

Bot Expansion to Dragon Cup

Update bots making records templates:

  • win/loss
  • points
  • points per game
  • length N/A
  • streaks
  • shutouts N/A
  • postseason matchups

Update records pages to add new templates:

Expand season bot for dragon cup

Update season pages for latest Dragon seasons

Update titles/pennants/champions template bot

Update cup page to add titles/pennants/champions template - Dragon Cup

Bot Expansion to Rainbow Cup

Update bots making records templates:

  • win/loss - make it rainbows instead (done)
  • points
  • points per game
  • length
  • streaks (N/A)
  • shutouts
  • postseason matchups (N/A for now)

Update records pages to add new templates:

Expand season bot for rainbow cup (done)

Update season pages for latest rainbow seasons (done)

Update titles/pennants/champions template bot

Update cup page to add titles/pennants/champions template - Rainbow Cup

  • Division winners - still makes sense
  • Pennant winners - doesn't really need its own table.
  • Champions - shows the 4 "pennant winners"

Bracket Templates

We have {{8TeamBracket}} (lines are broken, but that's a separate issue)

We need {{8TeamRainbowBracket}} (based on 4 team bracket, but adding 2 teams per round)

Done. Also managed to fix the lines issue in {{8TeamBracket}}.

Fix procedure:

  • Set border color to red for the cell whose border is messed up, see that it is collapsing halfway through (where the border disappears)
  • Fixed it by setting border=0 and finding where the cells didn't extend far enough to the right
  • Had to add some empty cells with a specified colspan, right up until the empty cell whose border is supposed to form the connecting line
  • Voila, took a couple of tries but now it's finished and fixed and looking good!

Fixed 2021-10-30

Crown Expansion

Deal with this later...

November 2021

Toroidal Cup bylines:

  • S1: DECO v SDBA: currency/inflation
  • S2: MILF v SS: fly/mingos
  • S3: EA/SGE: cosmic/waves
  • S4: BB v LBFB: kiwi/green
  • S5: SGE v SLC: salt and sugar
  • S6: SFBS v EA: space/cruise
  • S7: TB v SAC: happy/meat
  • S8: TB v AA: flame/broiled
  • S9: SLC v SGE: brownian/noise
  • S10: MILF v T: hello/love
  • S11: LBFB v BB: bird in the bush/two in the nose
  • S12: SLC v ORL: hurricane/season
  • S13: LBFB v SAC: bird shoes/bird brain
  • S14: SDBA v DECO: bubbles/go pop
  • S15: FWPT v SAC: taste of texas
  • S16: SAC vFWPT: revenge/reversal
  • S17: MILF v TB: mate/for life
  • S18: ORL v LBFB: smarter than the/average bird
  • S19: ABQ v SDBA: thermal/expansion
  • S20: SS v ORL: sneak in/drop out
  • S21: EA v SAC: moonbeam/capital
  • S22: ABQ v SDBA: hot/air
  • S23: ABQ v TB: high desert/showdown
  • S24: VV v SDBA: sharp/objects

Dragon Cup bylines:

  • S1: SGSC v BCC: king/crab
  • S2: VB v FF: flyers/fryers
  • S3: FF v ST: non-eiffel/tower
  • S4: DD v SBC: kid friendly/stunt doubles
  • S5: SGSC v DD: beach ball/cannon ball
  • S6: SCS v OB: snake bite/bee sting
  • S7: SJA v SCB: double/unchoke
  • S8: MM v SBC: storm the/castle

December 2021

Postseason Pages

(Hellmouth Cup - Season 23 and Season 24 cups seem to be swapped...??? Wiki pages and posters are wrong, don't match data on disk.)

Hellmouth Cup:

Pseudo Cup:

Toroidal Cup:

Pattern for Lore

New template pattern: lore fragments. tired of typing and re-typing and describing and re-describing the same one event over and over.

Write once, drop into every page.

Each lore fragment is tagged with this category:

Furthermore, tagged with a cup-specific lore category:

Last, tag with specific details:

All included at the end between "noinclude" tags...

Midwest Love Triangle Lore Fragments

What we really need is lore fragments for the Midwest Crown and the Midwest Love Triangle

Jersey Lore Fragments

Other Lore Fragments

  • The Miracle Slicks is the nickname applied to the Dragon/Season 10 RS.png Richmond Slicks , who captured the franchise's first-ever championship title, and whose performance in Dragon/Season 10/Postseason is considered the most clutch single-season postseason performance by any team in Golly history. The Slicks, despite a disappointing season, managed to squeak into the postseason as the #4 seed. In the postseason, they continued to have underwhelming run production, but they somehow still managed to advance, winning many of their games by razor-thin margins, in defiance of the Big Runs strategy espoused by most Dragon Cup teams.

The Slicks faced the FFR.png Freedom Fries in the Dragon Cup final, and again relied on their wits and their strategies, winning three of their four games by small margins. By the time the Slicks won the championship in Game 5, they had scored the least number of runs of any team that had ever appeared in a Dragon Cup, win or lose (see Records/Points#Least Points in a Dragon Cup Series). The unlikely series of events leading to the Slicks making it to the postseason, and their clutch performances in narrow games, led to their nickname, The Miracle Slicks.

It is widely agreed that the Miracle Slicks, with their unique penchant for dramatic situations, high pressure, and clutch postseason wins, fundamentally and forever changed the way the splort of Golly was played and enjoyed.

Dynasties

Need to make sure all the dynasties are labeled.

Sneakers and Wheels

Planewalkers - lore fragment?

Illusionists

Louisville Illusionists

LIL rivalry - artifact - disappearing X

Daredevils

Moss Landing Daredevils

Top hats and cigars

Turbulence

Salt Lake Turbulence

Pope, Kolmogorov, subgrid (off the grid) living